Posts by Kawkasian

1. 2023-09-22 at 12:37 PM UTC in Raped by 1,000 year old aliens
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   Probably his neighbors in Halloween costumes.
2. 2023-09-22 at 12:36 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   If you have a MFM the female is sandwiched between 2 males
   If you have a MF sub, the male would be cut open and the female would be stuffed inside him.
3. 2023-09-22 at 12:32 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Chios Honey To Sandwich is to cover something between two similar objects.

   
   
   EXACTLY...stuffing items into a split sub is NOT SANDWICHING THEM...IT'S FILLING...
   
   Wow...
4. 2023-09-22 at 12:29 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   The 70 yr old
   
   "It is pudding time yet? Did I tell you about the time the Nazis were chancing me...Mable...MABLE...WHERE'S MABLE?"
   
   
5. 2023-09-22 at 12:28 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse yah but id rather have an experienced rocket scientist age 70+ running certain shit than the 20 yr old bachelors student?

   
   I'd rather have the computers running shit than a dumb ass human. "Yeah a little to the left, no that's too much go back, no left...right...no"
6. 2023-09-22 at 12:27 PM UTC in Raped by 1,000 year old aliens
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I was visited through my bedroom window and raped by extraterrestrial interdimensional beings from beyond the Andromeda galaxy.

   
   male or female?
7. 2023-09-22 at 12:25 PM UTC in What would your last meal be? *Topical Food & Death discussion*
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well you're betting eating them when they are dead and cooked.

   
   English motherfucker
8. 2023-09-22 at 12:24 PM UTC in damm guys
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Wariat i fucking hate polish people so much. its as if im becoming hitler here really like pure nasi in my rhinking thr more i interact with them and their females in partivular. ask star trek.

   
   Then why don't you go to Ukraine?
9. 2023-09-22 at 12:22 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   The older you get the less things work as they should...age therefore is a factor. You don't pick a crew of 70yr olds to engage THE FINAL FRONTIER (unless you are making Star Trek V)
10. 2023-09-22 at 12:15 PM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Frank Whoreagain Jig2 Post tits!

    
    Ghost's new alt account makes a good point.
11. 2023-09-22 at 12:14 PM UTC in Man spunks all his money on crypto currency then into his neighbours knicker drawer
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jerryb He wouldn't need to worry about anything if I found him in my house pulling his pud. His relatives may need a few bucks to give him a dirt nap.

    
    Would you let him finish over your unders first though?
12. 2023-09-22 at 12:12 PM UTC in What do you call the meals of the day?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Stanley
    Edgar
    Norman.
13. 2023-09-22 at 12:07 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Chios Honey A Sub is a fucking sandwich. it's just a type of bread that looks like a submarine.
    
    why are you here?

    
    A sandwiches is *2* slices of bread with a filling
    
    A sub is 1 piece of bread split...but generally not cut all the way through
    
    Stay in school stupid American.
    
    sandwich
    [ sand-wich, san- ]
    See synonyms for sandwich on Thesaurus.com
    noun
    
    two or more slices of bread with a layer of meat, fish, cheese, etc., between them:
14. 2023-09-22 at 12:06 PM UTC in Starting a litty demo scene group
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    No one gives a flying fuck.
15. 2023-09-22 at 12:04 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post count
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I want to

    
    Sexual assault...reported.
16. 2023-09-22 at 12:02 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post count
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Nobody with 10,000 posts or more will ever be able to touch aldra in the thanks/posts ratio. The perfect blend of smarts shit-posting and humour. May we lay at his altar and worship.
    
    Holy holy holy.

    
    No one would want to touch Aldra.
17. 2023-09-22 at 11:57 AM UTC in What do you call the meals of the day?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Brekky
    dinner
    tea
    
    ETA
    though I'll dumb it down for most Americans into
    breakfast
    lunch
    dinner
18. 2023-09-22 at 11:55 AM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Chios Honey Jarrod the Nonce Subway Special?

    
    That would be a sub not a sandwich.
19. 2023-09-22 at 11:52 AM UTC in How come none of my suggestions are being used to improve the site?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    How will new banners inprove the site? I don't even look at the current ones.
20. 2023-09-22 at 11:51 AM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post count
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you finally realize how much you have failed english and want to start a new.
    
    ?

    
    ^ Comprehension fail...stay in school kid.