Posts by Kawkasian

1. 2023-09-22 at 1:18 PM UTC in Raped by 1,000 year old aliens
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster This time is different

   
   This time it's cake.
2. 2023-09-22 at 1:17 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ What if the computer receives a bad batch of precursor that it's unfamiliar with?

   
   A bad batch of what?
3. 2023-09-22 at 1:16 PM UTC in Raped by 1,000 year old aliens
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   The guy who "discovered" these cake aliens also apparently pulled a similar stunt a few years before...but then the bodies were found to be human children...nice.
4. 2023-09-22 at 1:15 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Let the bodies hit the floor. I've accepted the impending doom.
   
   LETS THROW THE SHIT TO THE WIND.

   
   Downwind...let the next generation get a face full.
5. 2023-09-22 at 1:12 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   Computer navigation > human navigation.
   
   Just the facts ma'am
6. 2023-09-22 at 1:09 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut
7. 2023-09-22 at 1:06 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse shit logic

   
   Microsoft isn't in control of my computer...The shit logic is thinking simply because someone made it they control it.
   
   Anyway 40/50yr olds would most likely be the ones making it..not dodery old 70+ yr olds.
   
   40/50 would be the ideal age.
8. 2023-09-22 at 1:04 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse youre fucking retarded
   
   who makes the computers or programs that would run your whatevwr the fuck ur talking about?

   
   ?
   
   The guy who made my car isn't controlling my car...
9. 2023-09-22 at 1:03 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jerryb Gives an entire new meaning to hot bunking on a submarine.

   
   UP PERISCOPE!
10. 2023-09-22 at 12:58 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    It's 2023 fuys, women are in the military too...wouldn't you like to wake up spooning instead?
11. 2023-09-22 at 12:57 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jerryb Maybe I'm old fashioned but I wouldn't like to roll out of my bunk and see the guy next to me trying to decide which makeup or nail polish doesn't clash with his camo.

    
    
12. 2023-09-22 at 12:52 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Parents in the past sent their sons off to the trenches of the Western Front to stand in mud for weeks on end while being shelled and fighting with rats for scraps of food.

    
    Parents had little to do with conscription.
13. 2023-09-22 at 12:51 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I thought the sandwich was invented by some dirty jedi who used unleavened bread and herbs or some bullshit like that

    
    That was toilet paper.
14. 2023-09-22 at 12:46 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    "For those who love deli sandwiches, we owe a debt of gratitude to the Earl of Sandwich from way back in 1762. The first recorded sandwich was made for John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, who as a compulsive gambler didn’t want to take too long from his card game to eat dinner. So instead, he asked his servants to bring him two slices of bread filled with meat – and so the sandwich was born! It’s amazing how something as simple as two slices of bread could have such an impact on history. Who knew that deli sandwiches would one day become a much-loved snack around the world? Not the 4th Earl of Sandwich…but we can thank him all the same!"
    
    
15. 2023-09-22 at 12:43 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    When the Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich he didn't put his meat in a spit sub....he put it betwix 2 (count em) slices of bread.
16. 2023-09-22 at 12:42 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Chios Honey its a top half and a bottom half by splitting it.

    
    Its' still one piece...not 2.
17. 2023-09-22 at 12:41 PM UTC in Why are you existing at the moment
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Chios Honey I'll just come over

    
    ...your cheese steak.
18. 2023-09-22 at 12:41 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Chios Honey Your Momma?

    
    She died 3 days ago.
19. 2023-09-22 at 12:40 PM UTC in Raped by 1,000 year old aliens
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Mexicans dressed in paper mache, glue and plaster

    
    Yes, they call them Pinatas
    
    
20. 2023-09-22 at 12:38 PM UTC in what age would you have to be
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Chios Honey If you could absolutly prevent hacking, I think AI if free from SATAN was possible should be our judges and cops and evertything by the fucking book for EVERYONE
    
    Not a Cookie Cutter rule but if a guy purposly hit a twin in his car vs a guy who accidentally hits the other twin by mistake.. thats why we don't have cookie cutter laws HOWEVER BOTH PURPOSE AND NONE PURPOSE SHOULD BE JUDGED AS OTHERS AND NOT HOW SOMEONE FELT WAKING UP AND WHAT SIDE OF THE BED
    
    
    Now get the fuck out of my Courtroom, fleebag

    
    Someone is off his meds again.