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Man spunks all his money on crypto currency then into his neighbours knicker drawer

  1. 2023-09-22 at 8:50 AM UTC
    #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    A once-successful businessman let himself into a woman's house and pleasured himself on underwear he found in her drawers. Ashley Watling - who had lost part of his fortune on cryptocurrency - had had a key cut and let himself into the woman's house twice.

    On the second occasion the 44-year-old was caught by the woman. He made excuses as to why he was there but, sensing something was off, she investigated and found some of her undergarments had been soiled.

    https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/businessman-broke-womans-house-pleasured-8770299#google_vignette
  2. 2023-09-22 at 9:13 AM UTC
    #2
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    It is also suggested that this behaviour arose as a result of stresses and strains of his family life. He lost vast amounts of money on cryptocurrency and lost his boat. All had a severe impact.

    doesn't say what crypto. I'm guessing an ETH boy
    damn eth boys ruined ethereum muh merge! muh steaks! now they are jackin off on drawers smh while us bitcoiner and ratcoin piratecoin xmr gang still out here

    muh financial ruin GET OVER IT PUSSY I DO THAT EVERY FEW YEARS AND MASTURBATE IN ALL KINDS OF PLACES AND YOU DON"T SEE PEOPLE LIKE ME AND WARIAT ON THE NEWS (yet)

  3. 2023-09-22 at 12:12 PM UTC
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    He wouldn't need to worry about anything if I found him in my house pulling his pud. His relatives may need a few bucks to give him a dirt nap.
  4. 2023-09-22 at 12:14 PM UTC
    #4
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb He wouldn't need to worry about anything if I found him in my house pulling his pud. His relatives may need a few bucks to give him a dirt nap.

    Would you let him finish over your unders first though?
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  5. 2023-09-22 at 1 PM UTC
    #5
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Double tap over mine but may be a little more understanding if it was my old ladies. Then again he probably mental if choosing an older womans house instead of some young hottie.
  6. 2023-09-22 at 1:27 PM UTC
    #6
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jerryb Double tap over mine but may be a little more understanding if it was my old ladies. Then again he probably mental if choosing an older womans house instead of some young hottie.

    The older the bear the sweeter the juice
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  7. 2023-09-22 at 1:32 PM UTC
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster The older the bear the sweeter the juice

    Yeah I was normie thinking, he may have a breaking-entering old woman panty fetish.
  8. 2023-09-22 at 1:38 PM UTC
    #8
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't understand guys who can jack off and cum under duress/in a rush or risky situation like that, I have to be all comfortable and shit in order to get myself off
  9. 2023-09-22 at 1:49 PM UTC
    #9
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I don't understand guys who can jack off and cum under duress/in a rush or risky situation like that, I have to be all comfortable and shit in order to get myself off

    The excitement of being caught...kind of like couples who like to fuck in public etc.
  10. 2023-09-22 at 3:23 PM UTC
    #10
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Seems like a lot of work, I'd just go the lazy way and order some panties online.
  11. 2023-09-22 at 4:53 PM UTC
    #11
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Seems like a lot of work, I'd just go the lazy way and order some panties online.

    Careful doing that...you might end up with a pair of panties that have been run though a dudes ass crack.

    Pro tip, Never trust used panties unless:

    1. you see them coming off
    2. you steal them from a known source
  12. 2023-09-22 at 5:09 PM UTC
    #12
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    one time I raided a girl panty drawer and they were all shit stained lmao I still took one
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  13. 2023-09-22 at 5:10 PM UTC
    #13
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Nutty and delicious
  14. 2023-09-22 at 6:12 PM UTC
    #14
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 one time I raided a girl panty drawer and they were all shit stained lmao I still took one

    lol and I'm not going to order any panties.
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