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Posts by Kawkasian

  1. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    btw...there is no "American" food..."American" food is other cultures food that they've hijacked.
  2. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    French food is generally SHIT (and small womanly portions)
  3. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra kind of ironic that we were able to get to the moon 50 years ago with computers that had memory in the kilobyte range but we 'no longer have the technology' to do it today. we're missing the secret ingredient.


    $$$$$$

    Fixed.
  4. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Pretty sure cake doesn't have such technology.
  5. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Skynet folks...it's just around the corner.
  6. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse he cant understand lol

    See above dummy.
  7. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The reason is because hoomans designed them to be able to do that.

    Why?..because the hoomans couldn't do it themselves.

    Just like creating a hammer to nail a 5" nail.
  8. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I don't understand guys who can jack off and cum under duress/in a rush or risky situation like that, I have to be all comfortable and shit in order to get myself off

    The excitement of being caught...kind of like couples who like to fuck in public etc.
  9. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    This isn't even speculative...computers right now are doing the heavy lifting of space travel...there's a reason for that...
  10. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse cant win a logical argument with this one.

    See above...why would you create an inferior "tool" for the job?
  11. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey computer, build me a human.

    "I can't."

    Hey human, build me a computer.

    "I can."

    Humans > Computers

    Not sure how creating a human will help you enter a good approach and Martian orbital trajectory...creating a computer sure would though.
  12. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse lol why anyone would leave it up to one person makes zero sense

    Yes...2 commanders makes more sense...with a backup on standby.

  13. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse lol who made you the leader of who gets to go to mars and who doesnt?

    Common sense...have the smart guy in charge not the guy who thinks nursing home inmates should be running the show!
  14. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Oh and if the 70yr old was in charge and all the sensor and computers failed....

    "Sir, we need you to navigate the universe. "

  15. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I assume hot bunking is the submarine equivalent of 'hot desking' where you don't have a set workspace and set up wherever you can, not explicitly warming it up for another SEAMAN to join you

    Disappointing.
  16. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What if all of the sensors received bad batches of data simultaneously and the computer got really really hot and turned red like I'm talking Clifford the Red Dog levels of red, and a loud siren started going off MEEEEEP MEEERRPP MEEERRPP and flashing lights and some horn going AOOOOOOGA, AOOOOOOGA, and a computer voice saying "MALFUNCTION. ATTENTION, MALFUNCTION. HUMAN NEEDED. MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION. HUMAN NEEDED." what if that happens?

    If all the sensors and computers failed then you'd be fucked....however that's far less likely to happen than...



    Again 99.9999999991% of air crashes are human error not computer error.
  17. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    I "hot bunked" when 3 of us working for Compaq in LA rented a car to drive up the coast to San Fransisco...we got a motel room with 2 beds (because cheap) and I "hot bunked" with one of the other fellas.
  18. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Submit a push
  19. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ When the computer receives a bad batch of code and doesn't know how to correct itself.

    See above...a space vessel would be navigating via stars positions etc...those don't move except relative to the movement of the spacecraft....it would have multiple sensors measuring their position thousands of time a second...if a "bad batch of data" came through it would quickly (within 1 second) be identified as bad data and ignored based on the constant streaming of data from all the other sensors.

    A human manually operating would be...

  20. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Chios Honey bad floaters

    like when your liver produces green floating poop.

    bad float

    Still non sequitur.

    Computers are constantly monitoring all inputs from multiple sources and quadrupedal checking them etc.

    When planes crash 9/10...it's human error.
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