Posts by Chios Honey

1. 2023-10-01 at 8:43 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT pretty sure if you were actually read my posts you would know I remove the lead shot and replace it with a tumms so as not to rip holes in my house

   
   is it a c02? what type of gun shoots tums?
   
   I was looking at a .50 cal 11 Joules defense thingy. I heard its a good alternative to an actual firearm
2. 2023-10-01 at 8:39 PM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   King.
   
   Apply for instacart. you dont' need a car. they have more shopper jobs than shopper-driver positions. they send you a credit card (for their service only) and you hand pick shit and purchase it with the companies credit card. then get paid once a week. I'm thinking of trying it out. they also have one store you go to instead of driving from store to store. You get paid by the hour I think instead of the job. it will tie you over until you find a great paying job. also you get tips from customers so pick them the best produce you can find and shit.
3. 2023-10-01 at 8:36 PM UTC in 4Chan turns 20 today
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   Reddit sucks too.
   
   
   old rules were better when it wasn't illegal to butthurt peoples emotions.
   
   
   when are you going to implement stricture 'Facebook' rules, Lanny? this board is out of control.
   
   
   tripple gap replies here folx. Reddit Style
4. 2023-10-01 at 8:28 PM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   asdfasdf
5. 2023-10-01 at 8:26 PM UTC in UK Online Safety Bill Passes
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   Darth meeting his Son's mom for the first time
   
   "Do you like Anti-Semitic jokes"?
   
   Her: Oh sure.. anything to trigger my parents.
6. 2023-10-01 at 8:25 PM UTC in UK Online Safety Bill Passes
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pizzas don't scream when you shove them in the oven.

   
   Does the Mother of your son who has duel citizenship laugh at that joke?
7. 2023-10-01 at 8:24 PM UTC in Save yourselves from Lanny
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You lived on Blah Blah Blooey St.?

   
   fucking hell. I changed it to Farm Bureau to deflect that info. stupid nignog
8. 2023-10-01 at 8:22 PM UTC in WTF is wrong with people especially in the US or Americans
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   I took a fat healthy shit. it really smelled bad which means I have plenty of vitamins and staying hydrated. its those gnarly poops that don't smell much or have a blood kind of sour stink that you need to worry about, Lanny.
   
   colon cancer because your girlfriend had the decency to use her HPV enriched spit to lube her "Mr strappy" first.
9. 2023-10-01 at 8:19 PM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Recent history is matter of records
   
   Apple orange you fail agai6

   
   attacks the one guy who more or less agreed with you. useful tactics im sure.
10. 2023-10-01 at 8:17 PM UTC in Save yourselves from Lanny
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Blah blah blooey.

    
    is that your street? I used to live off of Farm Bureau Road in Concord Cali. I thought he was Dox'n me for a second. but that was decades ago.
11. 2023-10-01 at 8:14 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    ANSI= confirmation
12. 2023-10-01 at 8:12 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat

    
    First off, Nonce. "The Sun" and "The..." dot dot dot?
    Its a 'rag-mag' aka its like The British version of America's Enquire. its just made up shit like Bat Boy.
    
    second off.. Friendly fire happens everywhere in ever war. most likely a mistake. but then again, yeah Russia. they sacrificed 12 million Ukrainian jedis in WWI and WWII.
    
    I hope you die slowly when they invade Poland and other Nato countries. Spread thinly or not, Putin aint going out without using Nukes first.
13. 2023-10-01 at 7:58 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Mashed potatoes

    
    gravy and tortilla chips make a great dip. I dip You Dip We Both Dip.
14. 2023-10-01 at 7:57 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mashlehash ..Tell Blaine Sorry, Or I'll Hurt You. (398) -queer+

    
    
15. 2023-10-01 at 7:49 PM UTC in Save yourselves from Lanny
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I love Temu.. same shit as Amazon but like 1/8th the fucking price for shitty stuff
16. 2023-10-01 at 7:48 PM UTC in Save yourselves from Lanny
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Frala is going as a Cum Tip BBC for Halloween and raping Lanny who's going as a pretty Unicorn
    
    he'a gonna get Uni'd in his corn
    
    
17. 2023-10-01 at 7:44 PM UTC in WTF is wrong with people especially in the US or Americans
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Hella going off topic in a Wariat thread
    
    It's a NIS Halloween party. You get two costumes to choose
    
    BBC with your Momma's cum on the tip
    or
    A Giant Gay Unicorn.
    
    
    
18. 2023-10-01 at 7:28 AM UTC in Fuck you, Lanny... I'll post as I damn well please, and if you don't fucking like it, then ban me, you douchebag chubby chaser...
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Makes the perfect amount of bagel pizzas (home made, real bagels) drops 1/3rd on floor
    
    this will not satisfy me.
19. 2023-10-01 at 5:24 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Oh sorry.. wrong person
20. 2023-10-01 at 5:23 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur gross

    
    and you're a fucking pices. Fuck off