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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by POLECAT well getting a rat to eat the bait is not that easy unless you put the bait in the trash and leave it on the porch for them to bust into and rummage in on there own

    Sounds to me like they already have the run of the place. But hey, keep shooting your shack full of lead....
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    pretty sure if you were actually read my posts you would know I remove the lead shot and replace it with a tumms so as not to rip holes in my house
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lolwat fucking tums
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it also makes sure they don't have heart burn as they die
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    have you actually killed any that way? kind of surprised it works
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I got two in the corner cabinet makin very little noise tonight and I don't know what the other 6 ot 7 are up to cuz they aint makin no noise, I'm gonna trey to get back to sleep now
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I spent all night sick pouring sweat and throwing up so I called off work and am smoking weed in bed
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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Rape monster can I make you my hand puppet? we can do stage shows where I'll paint your face and stalk like Mario Mario and say jokes about pasta and other silly italian shit.

    "His hand is a spicey up my butt"

    and I wont move my mouth and everybody will think I'm a great ventriloquist and shit.

    Okay
  9. My lesbian friend n i got hit on aby a 23:y/o girl who said she was bi curious but was like bubbly n obnoxious n i said if she said so BUY CURIOUS she should BUY a nigga a drink n my friend n i cracked up. Years ago i wouldve simped so hard for this lil colored hair thotty but she had that “show up at ur workplace energy” and friend was not even down me trying to wingman for her.

    I sang some gay emo shit at karaoke was pretty great
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    In bed toking and scrolling the grazam
  11. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT pretty sure if you were actually read my posts you would know I remove the lead shot and replace it with a tumms so as not to rip holes in my house

    is it a c02? what type of gun shoots tums?

    I was looking at a .50 cal 11 Joules defense thingy. I heard its a good alternative to an actual firearm
  12. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked My lesbian friend n i got hit on aby a 23:y/o girl who said she was bi curious but was like bubbly n obnoxious n i said if she said so BUY CURIOUS she should BUY a nigga a drink n my friend n i cracked up. Years ago i wouldve simped so hard for this lil colored hair thotty but she had that “show up at ur workplace energy” and friend was not even down me trying to wingman for her.

    I sang some gay emo shit at karaoke was pretty great

    When I get drunk and sing I sound just like Geddy Lee until I sober up and my friends let me know "You don't. you sound nothing like him"

    thats the reality of Karaoke. that's the reality of it I'm afraid. that and the youtube someone sends to your office :(
  13. Originally posted by Chios Honey When I get drunk and sing I sound just like Geddy Lee until I sober up and my friends let me know "You don't. you sound nothing like him"

    Put a giant clothespin on your nutsack and then really show them.
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey is it a c02? what type of gun shoots tums?

    I was looking at a .50 cal 11 Joules defense thingy. I heard its a good alternative to an actual firearm

    16 gage shotgun
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Playing Parcheesi
  16. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Playing Parcheesi

    while fucking a ......
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Reading at Barnes and noble
  18. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Reading at Barnes and noble

    group read? are you apart of a reading group and buy coffee and eat their pastries while paying to attend?
  19. I played Parchoosi once.
  20. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Peets coffee is a competitive brand out of Berkeley California to that of Seattles based Starbucks and is in my opinion way better. not full of sugary additives that Starbucks is known to do.

    Recently Starbucks was caught using 0 fruit in their "Fruit drinks" making false claims. it was just fruit flavored with 0 fruit added. they put something that tasted like bits of strawberries. like why not just throw some real fruit or frozen fruit in it instead of bullshitting people into buying this heavily concentrated synthetic punch drink over the real thing. how much fucking overhead does real fruit even cost. even if they just put in like 11% of real fruit to break the loophole of 10% as being a Punch instead of a smoothy. they literally lied to the people.

    and their coffee is probably reran with sweetner so you don't get a fresh cup but watered down leftover.

    fuck starbucks.
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