Posts by Chios Honey

1. 2023-10-02 at 2:06 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Trying to not kill my crank-smoking tweaker neighbors in a fit of rage.

   
   da da da do it.. doo dooo dooo do it.
   
   get some of those directional speakers where no one can hear around them but directly in front of them. VOG? whatever they're called. would be cool to fuck with peoples heads
   
   "I AM THE VOICE OF GOD"
2. 2023-10-02 at 2:03 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Russia is and always has been a paper tiger you stupid lilypad loving rotten toe frog fucker.

   
   and I'm sure Space Race was fake and Gay, We never went to the moon and Russia has no working nukes.
   
   just wait and see where all of this goes.
3. 2023-10-02 at 1:59 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox I’m pretty sure the guy you first quoted in all this has never eaten a crab patty from pier 39, he was talking about the fictional SpongeBob ones, i.e. it didn’t really happen. Lol

   
   yeah well I probably just drifted by it and no doubt a bit high off of beer and cbd with more thc than I preferred to have in my preroll.
   
   thc raises my blood pressure more than the alcohol does
4. 2023-10-02 at 1:58 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   bottom line. Mr Krab was a lie and had a secret. he was in fact a Cannibal but didn't want to have people know this because it would kill his business.
5. 2023-10-02 at 1:55 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox Still doesn’t change the fact that Krabby Patties from SpongeBob are made of beef, not crab. Mr. Krabs is not a cannibal. So it’s a different thing

   
   I never associated it with Spongebob I just stated that wasn't its first use. and thats KRABBY with a K and these were called Crabby Patties. so its (Krabby Patties) is a knock off from that from at least the 1970s. and all Crabs are in fact cannibals. they will eat anything.
6. 2023-10-02 at 1:54 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash DLL/RUN:MY MOM

   
   stop pimping your Mom out.
7. 2023-10-02 at 1:53 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You would die of toe rot before you could get to the middle of the desert.
   
   

   
   more like from a swollen arch. the toe is doing just fine, thank you very much.
8. 2023-10-02 at 1:52 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Those are called crab cakes dumbass

   
   but these were called Crab Patties because they were placed on bisquits and made into a sanwich like a hamburger. so the word Patties were used.
9. 2023-10-02 at 1:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash If you went to Secret of The Nymph, you would understand.

   
   this isn't about your sexual fantasies
10. 2023-10-02 at 1:49 AM UTC in 4Chan turns 20 today
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox 27 hit your crew + 6 went into you = 33. A standard Glock 19 magazine holds 15, he likely loaded one in the chamber for each weapon. So how were 33 shots fired if he only had 32 bullets? One of the bullets was divine intervention because god is on his side. I guess that’s what he was going for anyway. It’s a NAS lyric dude

    
    if devine intervention effected one bullet then we're down to 31. the more logical is if one split in 2 hitting 2 with 31 being hit by one like it was meant to be true
11. 2023-10-02 at 1:47 AM UTC in 4Chan turns 20 today
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I asked ChatGPT to make you an 8 line poem, Fox
    
    

    In twilight's grace, the fox does roam,
    Its russet coat, a wild gemstone.
    With cunning eyes and silent paws,
    It dances through the moonlit halls.
    
    A creature of the mystic night,
    In shadows, it takes its silent flight.
    In forest's heart, its secrets keep,
    The fox, a guardian of dreams so deep.

12. 2023-10-02 at 1:44 AM UTC in 4Chan turns 20 today
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox Jesus died at age 33, that’s 33 shots from twin glocks. There’s 16 a piece, that’s 32. Which means, one of my guns was holdin’ 17 - 27 hit your crew and 6 went into you

    
    17 from 27 is a surplus of 10 you fox in a hen den.
13. 2023-10-02 at 1:41 AM UTC in WTF is wrong with people especially in the US or Americans
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    coat rail with a pickle back tail
14. 2023-10-02 at 1:40 AM UTC in Crab and Mash Potato pattie cakes.
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mashlehash You better drive to Ohio just like everyone else. +boy- -boy+

    
    You look like you're from Ohio. Ugly faced fuck
    
    Fuck off. go set your rat nest looking hair on fire and run into a building and collect money like Darth does
15. 2023-10-02 at 1:37 AM UTC in Crippling depression support thread
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    is it coat tails or coat rails?
    
    riding on my coat rails i believe. I always thought it was riding the grooms coat tails.
    
    what the fuck is a coat rail?
    
    apparently it isn't a Groom (getting married) and his coat tail which I always thought. it's a Coat's Rail. when hanging your coat you follow them and hang yours. or some weird shit.
    
    also there is a Riding Horse rail and the rail which is the mane is an expression of one lap behind or neck and neck.
    
    its really strange how saying are used out of its original historical context but often means the same thing when used in a figurative saying. and that is where 'Free Form Association" comes in handy.
16. 2023-10-02 at 1:33 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Loing More like Gaybucks or Stargays

    
    Ahahahahahah ahhhhhh a lion dog. I see it now. I didn't before. its a dog with a lions mane
    
    
    
    
    oh wow. thats so cute. so cute. oh boy
17. 2023-10-02 at 1:31 AM UTC in 4Chan turns 20 today
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    oh you know.. he was 24 not 44
    
    
    hmmm
    
    still 2x4 so double death
18. 2023-10-02 at 1:31 AM UTC in 4Chan turns 20 today
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Keep up the free association. it's freaky deaky
    
    did you literally mean this dude or just being random? its weird when you say shit and something in reality is so close
19. 2023-10-02 at 1:29 AM UTC in 4Chan turns 20 today
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    September 12th. so he turned 44 the day after 9/11
    
    44
    say is 4 in Chinese and Death is also Say in chinese but with different conotation
    4 is bad luck in Chinese
    double death just like the two towers
    
    4
    4
20. 2023-10-02 at 1:27 AM UTC in 4Chan turns 20 today
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    hmm close
    
    

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