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2024-09-05 at 3:30 PM UTC in China Finds Fatal Weakness in U.S MilitaryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-05 at 2:33 PM UTC in LookI fuck big breasted botched bbl bitches for sportThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-05 at 10:12 AM UTC in Fona goes to Vintage Computer Festival '24Hi gang.
Fam and I bout to head up to Chicago for a few days in part to attend the world famous Mid-West Vintage Computer Festival.
Mwvcf.org
First going to spend a couple days dilly dallying around the city.
Hoping to meet up with King of Frogs and Shutterfly for some hotdogs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-03 at 6:39 PM UTC in Fool me one time, shame on you.FOOL ME TWICE CAN’T PUT THE BLAME ON YOU ❌🫵
FOOL ME THREE TIMES WELL FUCK THE PEACE SIGNS 🚫☮️
LOAD THE CHOPPA LET IT RAIN ON YOU! 🔫😤The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-02 at 2:39 AM UTC in IMMA NEED YOU TO BAN EVERYBODY I DON"T LIKE!!!I'mma need you to ban everybody I don't like and if you don't I'mma take everybody that likes me and leave!!!
And I screenshot everything and send it to Casper
So ban everybody I don't like
Immediately!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-01 at 9:05 PM UTC in Fona's no regrets bastardy dinner date
The wife and I...
Sigh
"I am sorry for I'm currently on the toilet"
You see,
Her and I found ourselves at a mall.
There where many places to eat.
First we stopped and ate tacos.
God damn yummy.
Then we found some noodles and this pho noodles place.
They were horrible.
Last was the fancy seafood restaurant.
Crab Cakes ✔️
Carrot Cake ✔️
Crème Brûlée Cheesecake ✔️
Butter Croissant Cake ✔️
Chocolate Cake ✔️
$105 on cakes.
$30 on tacos
$30 on trash noodles
No regretsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-01 at 3:09 PM UTC in Why don't men wear suits anymore?I wear suits for court.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-31 at 8:31 PM UTC in Thr Surgery That Proved There Is No Free WillEven if it were true that we don't have free will, it seems like the worst possible thing you could believe? Like, just from a practical perspective.
Believe free will exists | free will exists
you are conscious of your power to shape your destiny and are thereby able to do so.
Believe free will exists | free will doesn't exist
you are mistaken (the horror), and you do as you were going to do anyway.
Believe free will doesn't exist | free will exists
worst case, your capacity for agentic behavior is completely retarded. best case you are pathologically humble.
Believe free will doesn't exist | free will doesn't exist
you are correct, but you don't even get to feel justifiably smug about it. it's not like you could have chosen to believe otherwise, you soulless automaton.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-31 at 10:05 AM UTC in what does it mean when girls or women tell youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-31 at 1:32 AM UTC in Why Having A Penis RULES!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-29 at 5:15 PM UTC in He's madhe's always mad, this isn't really newsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-29 at 4:08 AM UTC in The government should deliver foodFor most people on welfare grocery shopping is their only reason to leave the house. Same thing during covid - grocery shopping was one of the few permitted activities during lockdown. Grocery shops are unappreciated in their social significance.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-29 at 12:09 AM UTC in Reminiscing about the late 2000'sOh and sliding phones. I hate flip phones but I would love a basic up sliding phone. But back then the one to have was the side sliding one.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-28 at 8:36 PM UTC in The Media Is Not Real LifeIs Real
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2024-08-28 at 12:22 PM UTC in Did frala pay the $20 fee to TSTM her account?Lanny be like, "You wanna TSTM your account, huh? Ok, well it's $20, you know that. Fair is fair. Wouldn't be right to make everyone else pay and let you slide..."
Frala be like, "I don't have $20 right now "
Lanny be like, "I'm sure we can work something out..."
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2024-08-26 at 4:32 PM UTC in Oh my god help me what do I do? A FBI Agent is mg DMs on XI have one friend in Western Africa who I go ta message from in a scam scheme and I told him "look bro you're english is really bad and no one is going to fall for this. do you want to be friends and I'll help you improve your english/write scripts you can use to better help you? I just wanna be your friend and learn about west africa"
His name is edrisa and he lives in The Gambia and we talk once or twice a month. Been friends for liek 5 years now. He works for a chinese firm as a roofer now and got out of that scam life but still maeks time for his boyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-26 at 2:21 AM UTC in Who has the best forearms?Mine was removed at birth as part of the jedi ritual of circumcision. I've always wondered kinda what it would be liek to have a different kinda dick u know like a different typa water from a different typa faucetThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-24 at 8:10 PM UTC in BradleyB's Eggcellent Egg Flats.I didn't think of a clever name for this and I probably won't because the first idea that came into my idea was already perfect.
I call these egg flats. I"mma teach how you to make them.
First thing you're gonna need is a tortilla, 2 eggs, and a plate. This could be served otherwise I guess but I don't like that.
Oh and the bullshit to put inside and some spinach.
Folks I can make this in about 3 minutes and people think wow u really made me breakfast, yes nigga u can make 2 of them in 3 mintues just as fast.
The focus as always is speed, low price, healthy. Normally you can't find quick and healthy meals for cheap. Or cheap healthy meals you can make quick. or quick cheap meals that are healthy, but tha't swhat I Specialize in bringing to you.
So cut up your bullshit, for my bullshit I used white onions, jalepenis, green olives, black olives, garlic and red pepper flakes. LIke that shit that goes on pizza.
I put all that cut up bullshit in a bowl, i break 2 eggs in there, I guess u could bust em down like black men do your mother but I like to keep the yolks segregated. I microwave that for 2 mintues. WHile that's microwaving I put a tortila ontop of a toaster like just ontop LOL and push teh buttons down. Taht's a white-hispanic fusion cooking secret.
oh and then I chop up a handful of spinach. I try to eat spinach and mixed vegetables as often as I can and if you don't like to eat those things your health will reflect that sooner or later.
Within 2 mintues everything is done, I pull the toasted tortilla off (it'll have scorch marks the shape of an = sign but who cares?) The point is not to dirty up more than 1 knife, 1 plate, and 1 bowl. Now when those eggs cook they become a flat patty lookin thing.
I put my spianch down on the tortilla and slam the bowl upside down onto it so it knocks everything free. if u use plastic nonstick bowls or tupperware nothing si left on it unlike scrubbing a pan u can just hit this with the soapy dish rag and keep it moving.
I put hot sauce on it cuz I like hot sauce. And I ate it with a fork cuz I like to work at the food before I Roll it up in the tortilla.
BradleyB's Egg Flats
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2024-08-24 at 4:56 PM UTC in Trump Is Getting His Ass Handed To Him...BY A BLACK FEMALEA Missouri Highway Patrol officer pulls over a Harley rider for speeding on I-44 and asks for his name.
“Fred,” the old biker replies.
“Fred what?” the officer inquires.
“Just Fred,” the man responds.
In a good mood and thinking about letting the biker off with a warning, the officer presses, “Come on, what’s your last name?”
The old man sighs and says, “I used to have a last name, but I lost it.”
The officer, now curious and a bit amused, decides to play along. “Okay, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”
The biker leans back and begins his tale. “Well, it’s a long story. I was born Fred Johnson. Worked hard in school, got good grades, and decided to become a doctor. After years of study, I earned my degree and became Fred Johnson, MD.
“But after a while, being a doctor got dull, so I went back to school and became a dentist. Now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
“Things were fine until I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD. So then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
“The ADA found out about the VD and took away my DDS, so I was just Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.
“Then the AMA heard about it, and they took away my MD, so I was just Fred Johnson with VD.
“Finally, the VD took away my Johnson, and that’s how I became… Just Fred.”
The officer walked away laughing and said "Not even a warning ticket for you today Just Fred..."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-23 at 9:44 PM UTC in RNC vs DNCRNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken
DNC: Free mandatory abortions
RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats
DNC: Ditto
RNC: Opened with a prayer to God
DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch
RNC: Free ammo for your guns
DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks
RNC: Hulk Hogan
DNC: Drag queens
RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone
DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone
RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan
DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills
RNC: All about Trump
DNC: Also all about Trump
Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
