Folks when I got arrested last year I was in a very drunk place, not eating much, not really happy, and massively underweight. My 6'1 frame was weighing in only at 168lb and I felt like shit.
So when I went to jail and got money put on my books, I started eating like a lot of unhappy fatasses do. I started eating a lot. Like 1 honey bun and a ramen noodle + 1 extra tray everyday. This carried forward while I did my six months on house arrest. Just sitting on my ass and munching every 20-30 minutes like a lot of fat people do. I had the intelligence to not eat straight junk food which is why I didn't gain even more weight.
But did I gain weight and at some points it felt like I couldn't really control it, I was just running and eating on auto drive it felt like sometimes. A real spineless bitch when it came to shoving food in my mouth and a lot of that had to do with he fact I was miserable, sitting on the computer, with no ability to leave. And my Weiner kept getting smaller. I felt unattractive and everything just got worse and worse for my ever fattening fatass.
Until the end of July when I reached my peak @215lb. Meaning between 10/15/23 & 7/31/24 I had gained 47lb in 10 months X_X.
Now before this occured I wore 34-36"x 36" pants, at my largest I was wearing 38-40"x36" and the ywere still sometimes tight on me. And I knew I had ap problem. (215 is the largest I had ever been)
And I talked to my God privately and we decided, we needed to call in an expert. Now most people would turn to a fitness coach, or a personal trainer, or maybe like a medical professional. But not me, I turned to the skinniest person I know for advice.
CRISPY!!!!
Crispy made me feel bad and motivated me to change my life. I dind't choose anorexia but I did choose a massive calorie restriction in my intake, going from about 3200 to 4500 calories a day to 800-1400. I also started walking a bit more since I go toff house arrest in the middle of August.
Folks it was a hungry couple of months!~!~!~!~!~!~ I went from eating 8-14 time sa day to declining snacks, non diet drinks, cookies, cakes, and everything. Literally just focusing on eating the bare minimum and praying that one day I wouldn't be so fat and unattractive I don't even wanna wank. Dreaming of going back to having a nice body where I could go to the nude beach and catch people looking at my flaccid Weiner in my shorts.
But that was something I was going to have to work on for now it was just a big pipe dream
Till September 12th, when Iw ENT ot he eye doctor, they said BradleyB you're 205lb I thought thank fucking God this is really happening and it's all working out t. Suddenly I notice my penis got bigger as well and all my fatguy clothes 38x36 pants type shit were fitting loose, I was using a tighter hole (hehe) on my belt.
I started feeling motivated dand happy.
Now a lot of fatasses don't like to hear this but you choose to be the size you want. I gained 47lb in a year and I'm determined to lose it, going from fit to fat to fit and a lot of people like that aren't in shape will tell u not to lose weight, its like they want you to remain like them because if you do start looking better and show them how it can be done easily they will get really really like upset and not be happy for you and like hold it against you that you're becoming better looking BECAUSE TTHEY DON"T WANT TO DO WhAT YOU"RE DOING!!!! These people must rapidly be disregarded in full.
Also crispy was kinda proud of me, not too proud because this is just the beginning but proud enought hat I felt even more motivated once I started seeing results.
So I kept at it.
So now another month has gone by and I am 194lb. I am starting to near the point where I feel comfortable in my own body (170-190 with a bout 178-180 being my ideal), i've gotten used to my diet and enjoy how far I've come. I can't believe I've lost 21lb in 80 days and feel and really like feel better. I look at pictures of myself and think wow! I'm getting there.
So big shout out to Crispy and I hope everyone can take something from this. If you're overweight it's because of your own choices.
You choose to have the body you do, no one is forcing you to eat what you currently are and as soon as you break that pattern you can become the most attractive you.
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Originally posted by Kingoftoes
Rest of the stuff that isn't popcorn is 280$ an OZ.
20$/G was normal for you? 10$/G was normal for me here, it was mid but that's all that was available to a bunch of 14 year old kids at the time. Weed was still illegal too.
I never paid that much, but I was starting to smoke at a time where $10/g was the new normal especially for suburban kids. Keep in mind that $10 also had a lot more spending power 8 years ago. My argument isnβt that itβs cheap or βI can get X for $Y and that makes my cock bigger than yours!β Simply that sub $10/g is still achievable even in the more expensive states, and if you canβt cough up $80 for a good quarter, especially with how infrequent of a smoker you are, then youβre probably better off just not smoking, or getting it somewhere thatβs not an IL dispensary TLDR: itβs not cheap but itβs also not ridiculously expensive.
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I hate fat people, despise them. Im in america, near the south so everyone is fatter than the north. I hate it, everywhere i go i have to see fat people. Even my house isnt safe away from those lard tubs. I never want to be fat, its a disease. All fat people should be killed and used as fire fuel or food for animals. I hate them
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In 2020 there was a bipartisan effort to supply Isreal with the MOP. Isreal has the US GBU- 57. Officially it can only be delivered by the B-1 Lancer, B-2 Spirit, or B-21 Raider bombers. However Isreals' fleet of C-130s could easily be modified for delivery. Also there are credible rumors that they have heavily modified a limited number if F- 15s to carry a single GBU-57.
But let's say Iran had say two viable nuclear warheads hidden deep in an unreachable bunker. They can't deliver them without first exposing them. Launch sites, guidance facilities, power logistics, and all manner of necessary infrastructure required to deliver a successful nuclear strike other than the actual warhead are quite vulnerable.
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
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This is the correct answer to the question of the thread titled "What happens if you drop a pen on the moon? (80% of Americans don't know the correct answer to this question)"
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
iT fLoAtS AwAy CoZ nO gRaViTy!!!!!111!!
sorry for the late response, I just realized I never posted an answer to the question. You can't drop a pen on the moon because you are in space
Checked and Rekd, Americant's
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Through the power of y'alls fuckups, we've helped buy this lovely couple the keys to their economic future. To everyone who has TSTM'd: if you never do another good thing in your miserable lives, at least you did this, and helped a nigga live a better life.
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