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2024-08-24 at 4:56 PM UTCA Missouri Highway Patrol officer pulls over a Harley rider for speeding on I-44 and asks for his name.
“Fred,” the old biker replies.
“Fred what?” the officer inquires.
“Just Fred,” the man responds.
In a good mood and thinking about letting the biker off with a warning, the officer presses, “Come on, what’s your last name?”
The old man sighs and says, “I used to have a last name, but I lost it.”
The officer, now curious and a bit amused, decides to play along. “Okay, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”
The biker leans back and begins his tale. “Well, it’s a long story. I was born Fred Johnson. Worked hard in school, got good grades, and decided to become a doctor. After years of study, I earned my degree and became Fred Johnson, MD.
“But after a while, being a doctor got dull, so I went back to school and became a dentist. Now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
“Things were fine until I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD. So then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
“The ADA found out about the VD and took away my DDS, so I was just Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.
“Then the AMA heard about it, and they took away my MD, so I was just Fred Johnson with VD.
“Finally, the VD took away my Johnson, and that’s how I became… Just Fred.”
The officer walked away laughing and said "Not even a warning ticket for you today Just Fred..."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-24 at 5:09 PM UTCThis is the most I've ever seen you write yourself, Cum Lickin' Fagit. Everything alright with you?
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2024-08-24 at 5:37 PM UTCIt's copy and paste, moron.
I heard you planned on shooting yourself if the Great Pumpkin lost.
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2024-08-24 at 7:03 PM UTCThat lady is not black ..I’m black !
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2024-08-24 at 7:22 PM UTC*Indian quadroonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-24 at 7:55 PM UTC
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2024-08-24 at 8:07 PM UTCYes..and much of a lady than the bitch who failed you …
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2024-08-24 at 8:11 PM UTCthe definition of lady these days is so loose
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2024-08-24 at 8:16 PM UTCThat’s what you tell yourself while you look for transsexuals to have sex with ..coping mechanisms lol
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2024-08-24 at 8:27 PM UTCok
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2024-08-24 at 9:15 PM UTC
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2024-08-24 at 10:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1 A Missouri Highway Patrol officer pulls over a Harley rider for speeding on I-44 and asks for his name.
“Fred,” the old biker replies.
“Fred what?” the officer inquires.
“Just Fred,” the man responds.
In a good mood and thinking about letting the biker off with a warning, the officer presses, “Come on, what’s your last name?”
The old man sighs and says, “I used to have a last name, but I lost it.”
The officer, now curious and a bit amused, decides to play along. “Okay, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”
The biker leans back and begins his tale. “Well, it’s a long story. I was born Fred Johnson. Worked hard in school, got good grades, and decided to become a doctor. After years of study, I earned my degree and became Fred Johnson, MD.
“But after a while, being a doctor got dull, so I went back to school and became a dentist. Now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
“Things were fine until I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD. So then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
“The ADA found out about the VD and took away my DDS, so I was just Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.
“Then the AMA heard about it, and they took away my MD, so I was just Fred Johnson with VD.
“Finally, the VD took away my Johnson, and that’s how I became… Just Fred.”
The officer walked away laughing and said "Not even a warning ticket for you today Just Fred…"
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2024-12-21 at 2:46 PM UTC
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