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  1. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Tonight I'm having 5 guys for dinner, the managers are cooking our meals in a team building exercise (we're required to be there). I'll be getting a burger with everything on it and fries, i'll let you guys know how it is.

    I find taking the guys to the titty bar and paying for a round of lapdances is great for team building...far better than buying them a crappy burger.
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  2. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    And its fucking awesome. Its like the book of Revelation spread out over an entire book, and the prophet Muhammed was badass. It was hilarious reading the wiki about it - "Some critics of the religion speak against how Muhammed treated his enemies..." LMAO

    Growing up in Christian school, the bible is like fluffy complicated shit with annoying analogies and too much magic water walking not enough hellfire. The Quran is straightforward and metal as fuck. Its so intense I half start expecting it to start reading "And thy enemy will taste the fucking punishment! And when they scream from the motherfucking hellfire and run for relief, hellfire shall engulf them the fuck up in the disgrace of forever, bitch" like holy shit hell yeah, now THAT is what I'm talking about Allah, the most high.

    Going to get a physical copy of the book soon, but I like the various Muslim apps too. Its like way more interactive than Christianity. The app even tells you what direction to pray. Now THAT is what I look for in an ancient religion. It also starts randomly singing Islamic tunes 5 times a day when I am supposed to pray, but I am learning.
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  3. The free FedEx boxes will arrive in lots of 1,000 over a period of 100 consecutive days.
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  4. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Please consider flushing before snapping pics of yo sac.
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    NEW BANNERS (We will make them with the images of other users.)
    CHATROOM (It'll be a lot of fun if there's a spot where you can click and load up a Yahoo! Messenger type simple chatroom, we don't need webcams, just a simple to load easy box to talk to others at, you can do this Lanny)

    I think that's it. Why you not doing this?
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ok everyone, you know I take privacy seriously on this forum. I have a warrant canary, I've publicly discussed and refused information requests from what seemed to be from LE before, and I've tried to stand up to Kafka's campaign to get me to reveal info about Sophie's PMs. But this time she's come up with a threat so serious, the gravity of which is so crushing, that I have no choice but to cave and reveal Sophie's PM history.

    This morning Kafka threatened me and lala that if I didn't disclose the info she asked for, she would start sending me nudes... the nudeclear option. Unwilling to believe anyone would take such drastic action against me I held firm and stuck to my guns. But at ten past nine CT this morning she did the unthinkable and sent me her nudes. I'm still shaking, and lala is in the other room weeping inconsolably over the fact that I saw another woman's boobies. Kafka, you've destroyed my relationship. You've destroyed me. Even our dog is emotionally traumatized by "your" nudes being private messaged to me. As such I'm left with no choice but to acquiesce and reveal Sophie's last PM, which was actually sent to me, shortly before he stopped posting on the forum:

    Originally posted by Sophie Ayy, that bitch cray cray and her pussy be nasty as fuq. Ima dip, I don't get paid enough fo dat shiz

    So there you have it Kafka, I've done what you asked. Just please stop torturing me and my family.

    P.S. if you want to keep sending pictures of dead babies though, that's cool. That shit was hawt.
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    007, license to kill

    hopefully she does
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    unsurprising, discord is for sexual degenerates

    you missed a few names in quotes, inb4 wariat starts messaging them for a nonce pincer attack
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Lol. I haven't smoked that shit in 13+ years.
    I remember smoking some as I was leaving my driveway to go to my buddy's house and I fell out of my doorless Jeep Wrangler before I got even a couple hundred feet from home.
    Thankfully I had my seatbelt on or I would have ran myself over but still, dangling halfway upsidedown out of a moving car while tripping balls probably wasn't much better. I managed to get to his house somehow.

    Is it still legal in your state?
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  10. It makes you more sensitive to light, and it's a mood lift if you're depressed (which most of us are lets be honest fam).
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  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I hear it's a decent antidepressant once you've been taking it for a while, other than that I'm pretty sure it's not used for anything else
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  12. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    the cool thing about opium is you're not just smoking morphine and codeine but also a few other microopiates not commonly found in pure opiate form as you get what mother nature intended instead of a puree isolated pharmaceutical manufactured product or made in a lab
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  13. thread is useless without picts of the said speciesment.
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  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    If you use it occasionally like 1-2 times a week the side effect profile is very low. It works much better than Crouton for social anxiety, in fact that's probably what phenibut is best at treating. You'll enjoy it, just make sure you dose high enough.
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  15. This is sensational crap. It’s normal for the sun to do shit like this as we approach solar maximum, because its magnetic poles are getting ready to switch. It happens every 11 years.

    What isn’t sensational is that whenever this happens there’s a small chance that a coronal mass ejection will be directed at earth and cause a geomagnetic storm that could devastate modern infrastructure.

    There are things we can do to mitigate the effects like spinning down power generation for a few hours when we know it’s coming, but it will still at a minimum cause trillions of dollars in damage, destroy many of the satellites we rely on for communications and geolocation services, and probably brick a lot of our electrical devices like phones, cars, the internet, etc.

    The odds of this happening are about .7% per year, and it’s been about 160 years since the last one so do the math on that. It probably won’t reset modern society like you see in the movies but it will definitely get pretty bad for a few years. So yeah that’s coming
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. Literal mentally retarded pedophile/hebephile with an affinity for dog fucking. He was busted in the United States for trying to meet an underage girl for sexual relations and eventually deported to Poland where he currently resides. Most of us have learned to just tune him out 99% of the time. Once in a moon I make a reply to him but it's completely futile.
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  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs My rule is I'll treat you like a girl if you look like one. Once you've put a certain amount of effort into passing as the opposite sex, you have earned the title (even if you are not biologically the opposite sex) of the opposite sex. Especially when you can't even tell.

    That's (probably) reasonable. I mean, honestly, it's kinda shitty to make the conscious decision to treat someone a way they ain't wanna be treated, but at the same time there's nothing for it. If your brain sees "dude", that's how it's gonna be. I can't fault folks for that. When that happens I just assume I'm not doing a good enough job. If anything, all the drama surrounding the issue makes me feel bad because sometimes they feel bad and like... no hard feelings. It is what it is.

    It only becomes a problem when at least one side in the equation is being completely unreasonable and/or cruel (and both "sides" in the general sense are prone to that).

    But again, this thread is less about why you should do it for our tranny sakes, and more about how you can use our existence to psychologically torment women and control women's bodies, like you used to do before they bullied you into putting fat chicks in lingerie ads.
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  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    And I just ordered her 10 pizzas. She loves pizza.
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  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I think I'll give them a try sometime soon, I haven't done bundy for a while it's gonna be intense when I do. What is the difference between HCL and HBR? Is it slightly stronger and that's it? I've only had HBR and polystirex before.

    Yeah it's just slightly stronger by weight, some weirdos claim the HBr is a "better high" but there's zero reasoning or science behind that.

    Robotabs make doing bundy a lot less gross and you can't beat the convenience. As a bonus, if you happen to be depressed, popping 60-90 mg a few times a day will boost your mood .
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  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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