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2018-08-27 at 4:48 PM UTC in anyone who doesn't like me
Originally posted by stupid noob This. I'm so sick of humans saying we are the worst species ever. It's lacks merit and is based in some stupid hippy dippy tree hugging faggotry about muh mother erff.
Humans are the pinnacle of evolution on this planet, just because you are a fucking retard doesn't mean the species as a whole is.
If you say this on behalf of homo sapiens sapiens, alone, I agree with the life hacks master being humans, not animals.
But if youspeak on behalf of the universe and observe our bacterialike occupation of our one and only spinning, hardened starfurnace charcoal boulder,
we are like the leprosy of earth. and gangreene
if mother earth could scream shed have worse things to call us than the neggur thats for sure -
2018-08-27 at 3:45 PM UTC in anyone who doesn't like me
Originally posted by A College Professor I love it. I used to always say that we are all just simulations being played out among the many punch-cards under lil sporty's mattress.
Theres merit to the brain in a fish tank holographic reality thing.
Except its not a"brain", so much as a globular, discoloured, mucusy and ruffled mass of broken dreams,wasted life, squandered potential, outrage stirring injustice, and a bag of potato chips.
We think were so smart. Sooo smart. But we ain't. ...We just ain't
We are the most ignorant and detrimental species evarrrr -
2018-08-27 at 2:59 PM UTC in Scientists say humans can't imagine the fourth dimension.
Originally posted by Enterita wait
do you actually believe in "evil"
Evil is a coy and bashful tot when it comes to discerning ones actions.
To mathematically define it would require a complete collection of all the bad shit ever, and all the time in the world to relive the problem and struggle to isolate a equation.
So basically, a uh, immortal measuring stick with unending data capacity
*energy
So evil is that which seeks to rob us of energy. Good is that which seeks to stimulate its flowing.
In terms of our human-based max and mins of eco and bbs's, anger is fear announced. Evil is desire to destroy, in motion.
Black people arent evil but White people just are. Its just a fact.
White people are too evil to stop upheaval and blacks are too nice to steal your rice. -
2018-08-27 at 2:44 PM UTC in i roteted "NIS" backwoods in photopaint 180 degreesSpectral doesnt even lift
But muscles cannot ddos a server from a continent away
With just 3 simple keystrokes and a radio antenna -
2018-08-27 at 1:51 PM UTC in Scientists say humans can't imagine the fourth dimension.
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2018-08-27 at 1:48 PM UTC in REIN OF TERROR RESUMES SHORTY
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2018-08-27 at 9:11 AM UTC in database of deviants who appreciate feces humor;totse4 is like subpar generic pretzel sticks vs actual hot baked, freshly dough tossed and meal sized pretzel stand.
Its a good thing it was disconnected from the web most likely because a lot of stupid fuckers did a lots of stupid shit because of that frostbitten sphincter of a place
The sheer volume of downloads of the family classic and moral filled childrens book "The Anarchist Cookbook" would be enough for a flashmob of highly trained and armed pyrotechnics assembly.
But that would never happen cause we all understood that meeting someone from such a zone would be akin to jumping into a ditch full of glass shards and barbed wire with the intent of learning to be agile -
2018-08-27 at 9:03 AM UTC in database of deviants who appreciate feces humor;Totse is motly men of the homosexual persuasion who all are examples of psychological anus phase lingerers.
Its remarkable yet accurate that a poster is quite often assessed and unverbally rated based on a criteria revolving around this very fixation and/or the humorous or insults therefrom
They invented jenkem for petes sake, holy mackarel -
2018-08-27 at 8:55 AM UTC in I get the feeling that Bill Krozby is a sensitive, emotional young man...
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol whut? Anyways girls do tend to act more extreme in someways. I had this one girl invite me for Szechuan beef stew one day, she lived right down the street from me and i went over and was sippin brews and just chillin having a good time and out of nowhere she starts asking me really personal questions and telling me to go to a doctor and I tell her "lol nah im good, its not my problem sounds like its yours" (kind of came off as a dick but the loaded questions out of nowhere while krunk was inappropriate)
she ent up yelling something like "FUCK YOU I HATE YOU!" and ran to her room and jumped on her bed and started crying. I just got up and walked out and she followed me out to my car asking if i wanted to take my szechaun beef stew with me and i said no and got in my car and drove off.
i was kinda pissed off and just really tired so i went to bed and like an hour later i hear her knocking on my door yelling through my window "Bill Krozby can you answer the door" and i did because Its embarassing and i didn't want any of my neighbors seeing her do that outside my place. I opened the door and she shoved her way in and started crying asking me to let her lay down with me and hold her and i was telling her over and over and over again to just let me sleep and get out and i'll talk to her later and i so wanted to do something but I didn't. Eventually she left though lol
You should have told her that it made you really uncomfortable and to stop, but I guess you are a mediocre bf then.
Its so embarassing i feel like a naked chubby middle school boy in that archetypal dream where i go to school naked, but, because someones eyes have sprung an actual rapid leak.
I go to put my hand on them but then retract at the last moment, and just stay still with total anxiety until it stops.
Crying is such a imbecilic behaviour tbh.
I cry when titanic sinks thats it, but titanic doesnt count as effeminate cause the protagonist isnt a faggot. -
2018-08-27 at 8:12 AM UTC in To all you racist fucks!
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2018-08-27 at 8:09 AM UTC in I get the feeling that Bill Krozby is a sensitive, emotional young man...
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm very sensitive and have had moments of being emotional but I've only had girls cry in front of my place or in front of theirs. It's not anything I'm proud of but thats the truth.
Its so awkward when girls cry in front of you cause theyre allowed to, but guys arent, so the dynamic of tears and butthurt is hard for weeping nancy boys to manage and keep the natural yin yang in check.
Its why you never see two lesbian butches hitched.... cause sex is math not fkin minecraft, one venus one mars, so if theres two crying girls in 1 relationship *thumbs down and raspberries -
2018-08-27 at 8:05 AM UTC in I get the feeling that Bill Krozby is a sensitive, emotional young man...Lol he cried what a little bitch xD lmfao
Some needs to run over him with an ice cream truck -
2018-08-26 at 10:12 AM UTC in they're seriously going to try and "chip" people
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2018-08-26 at 8:24 AM UTC in How long can you go on Facebook without getting cancer?Nah, just cause I fornicate with men, doesnt make me gay, bro.
Its just men having sex with other men. Its a totally different thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men -
2018-08-26 at 8:10 AM UTC in How long can you go on Facebook without getting cancer?
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that's the thing, I have plenty of friend's that would instantly add me. I could have a thousand friends before the day ends. thing is though, I would call them all fucking niggers and they would all deserve it. everyone that knows me would love and understand and everyone else can go suck a shotgun
Wow, phyoof.
See, for a second there, I found myself worried that youd say something in an obliquely drenched in despairing and cynical antisocial, obscenely racist vernacular.
Its good to see you're keeping your chin up.
Hail Eris -
2018-08-26 at 7:37 AM UTC in JOHN MCCAIN IS D E A D
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2018-08-26 at 7:19 AM UTC in I've officially decided I don't want anything to do with women.Women are pretty racist
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2018-08-26 at 7:15 AM UTC in How long can you go on Facebook without getting cancer?Nothing says kindred spirit like spontaneous racial slurs
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2018-08-26 at 7:07 AM UTC in Guess what you fuckin bitchGuess what
You cant think for yourself, cause, the entire idea of "you" is a construct and very convincing illusion based on hemispherical alternating currents and biochemical activity.
Every thought you think you have is a mirage -
2017-01-01 at 2:46 AM UTC in This is totally not-narcissistic, but I swear 90-95% of girls, act like they've got a crush on me...They want the D.
Sincerely,
White Chocolate