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Posts by CoosCoosOnTheLoose

  1. lol enter suuuuuuuuuure

    take credit from the smart poster
  2. Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla ??? post your theories

    Its a sociopolitical, presupposed commentary on the nature of nocturnal emissions when u have slumber parties with other brown kids
  3. Originally posted by RisiR † What's the crystals in your avatar?

    I pumped sploo full of amphetamines, estrogen and chemo, bdsm the shit out of him

    captured all his nipple, gooch and armpit sweat into my beaker, distilled it



    ....I call it sploogoosh. The essence of abysmal hyperslag staunch
  4. Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL What is bum cum?

    Its a viscous liquid in the rectal cavity which inadvertently materalizes during anal sex. Its not quite lube, and its not fecal matter.

    Its like if the brown eye was a labia with utterly filthy self lubrication,

    but only well into the intercouse,

    not to be mistaken for period blood or a placenta cognac

    its just the anal glands excretion. happens when you stimulate the prostate with your sisters souffledvforeskin from when uncle mr rogers broke your mutated incest spawn dna hymen from neggur spunk ricochet

    in short -

    Its a delicacy.
    A truly scrumptious superfood
  5. Originally posted by RisiR † Probably.

    My ass is mind-boggingly smooth, though. Wanna give it a lick?

    that guy has such a hardon for you.

    im amazed you got thru his whiteboy afro into his hypothalamus enough to arouse sport's inner homo slut.

    an afro like his makes a hairy man cunt seem like a 12 yr olds satin mannequin snatch

    with complimentary "not a mother beating degenerate schmuck" badges

    good times lsd

    just slobber some knobs and get it over with son

    youll feel much better.


    (just ask your pa ter wash his willy unless ye want ter taste yer sisters bum cum)
  6. Originally posted by Bill Same here, just enjoying the long weekend.

    By long weekend he secretly means long beefy fuck sticks.

    Black ones
  7. Originally posted by RisiR † Maybe you should bring up your disgusting sexual tendencies at your next Heroin anonymous group session.

    Awe, shoot, now hold yer damn redneck guns for a gotd damn cotton pickan minute, sport.

    Just cause a feller likes ter practice incest and gets off on the zoklet pooperazi,

    dont mean the foul junkie closet flaming sistah merits a prejodissed, ya hear?

    the whippershapper loves his moms genetalia. Hes cock thirsty and ascared of yalls bullyins.

    give him his validation, or ill sick fluffy... the washboard wailin banjo lickin moonshine distillin platypus on yas
  8. Originally posted by A College Professor oh, whats that? you shat urself? ehehehehehehe

    lol good one m8
  9. stupid_noob and rizzo are like the twins from the shining
  10. Originally posted by RisiR † When was the last time you had sex?

    Age is just a number baby.
  11. Originally posted by Enterita looooooool

    don't even know what level of chess spectral is playing right now, but my dimension is higher

    Theres a battle between two wolves in each of us.

    Which one wins?

    The one spectral mentored
  12. Every time a woman smiles a kitten gets its wings
  13. Originally posted by Sudo Cinnebar island sounds delicious. Have you ever seen a ghost? I genuinely believe I saw one once in a place that is likely very haunted

    I've never seen a ghost, no, but I've been molested by one
  14. Sit in a river during dusk with a full body sized mirror half in, half out, spin around 5 times saying "Hail Mary, Bloody Mary"

    Then go cruise up and down cinnabar island
  15. Originally posted by Sudo Elaborate

    You are an internet tough guy with no substance
  16. Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd look you straight in the eye and say, "You, sir, are a blowhard."

    Yeah hes a gimmick fo sho
  17. Originally posted by The Self Taught Man time to start cooking krokodil. heres the reaction mechanism


    Dude I dont want to lose my limbs tho. help
  18. Originally posted by infinityshock step into my van and ill show you

    theres puppies and ice cream in here

    The only vagina this guy has seen was his mom's when he was a newborn fresh from her sphincter
  19. Originally posted by -SpectraL The BBC reported on live television that WTC7 had fallen 30 minutes BEFORE it actually did. Of all the buildings to "make a mistake" on, it ended up to be that very one. What a coincidence!! Then British intelligence services tried to get the master reel of that broadcast, but the BBC head refused to turn it over, so the intelligence services broke into the BBC vault and stole it. It vanished without a trace, BUT EVERY OTHER BBC BROADCAST MASTER TAPE FROM ITS ENTIRE HISTORY is still in the vault. What a coincidence!!

    Its not that I dont believe you, cause I do,

    But do you have a source for this info?
  20. Originally posted by DontTellEm Wow.
    U fucked up now cupocum.

    Somebody is gonna catch a BAN. Smh Dummy.

    Cupoconcrete for a brain. Asshole

    Gladys get that sexy ass over here
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