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Posts That Were Thanked by Elbow

  1. ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson clear

    are you afraid of FLAVOUR
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  2. She’s thinking about snails on your dick bro. Of course she is.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I wouldn't be surprised if Kafka was secretly a BradleyB-fan and liked me deep down inside her.
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  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Elbow (Also "etc" is not something I'd personally ever wanna see on the ingredients list for a product like that, even though I know it's probably fine.)

    Lol

    "HEALTHY O'S CEREAL INGREDIENTS LIST:

    Toasted oat meal, yellow #5, etc, etc, and such"
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  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Elbow How seriously do you take this? Like do you need to get your butthole bleached too?

    I just get laser hair removal there. This product is for my vagina. I don't always need it, your vagina changes colour throughout the month.

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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    oh fuck wariat, i think he's actually gonna call
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  7. Originally posted by Elbow In my last dream I got arrested for a crime I didn't commit/wasn't even sure of the nature of, and it turned out the cop escorting me to his cruiser was the guilty party

    Sounds like reality to me.
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  8. ner vegas Space Nigga
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  9. Originally posted by Elbow Why do you think sperm banks collect all that cum, exactly?

    I thought it was for Starbucks.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    In this thread we will highlight a couple of different people each that we are unwilling or refuse to mail our urine too.

    1 Lanny. I don't feel like he deserves to have excellent piss from a heavy stream such as myself. Not because he does anything wrong but because he doesn't do enough to make me think (While holding my penis) 'man that lanny sure does deserve a warm bottle of piss mailed to him.' Not once have I thought this.

    2 Speedy Parker, I don't want him to do something weird like smell it while masturbating or use it as a scent-enhancement. Young male piss drives Speedy Parker like doe piss does a buck in the rut.

    3 and Lastly, I would never mail Aldra piss. Not because it's something I'm against, often in my life I have thought "Man I would love to have Aldra get the mail in, expecting some cool electronics/drugs/knicknacks/bullshit from his friend in America, just to find a Whole Foods Lemonade bottle filled with piss. Unfortunately Australian customs already knows to be on the look out for me because of piss-dealings in the past so I guess I've ruined that for myself for life. But if I could, I already would have.

    How about you, who would you not mail your piss to within our communtiy? & Why??? Thanks, no wrong answers.
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Straya was conquered by the emu kangaroo alliance many years ago after the humans’ last failed offensive. Everything we know about it now is emu propaganda
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    anyone that has a problem with this is a communist that hates #FreeDumb

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  13. Originally posted by Elbow never did

    it was a myth made up by big longboat to sell fake real estate

    fake estate

    You will never be on the longhouse ladder. You will always longboat, never longhouse.
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  14. ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Warcry why do u expect ppl to feel soryr for u not having children when no one feels sorry for me anting a daughter a teenage over consent age daddy issues daughter during day and lvoer a tnight like i do? whats wrong with that?

    shut up retard
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  15. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Teehee
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  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Elbow Things are good.

    Where have you beeeeen though?

    I really tried getting my shit together and I kinda did but GODDAMMIT... I fell of so hard.

    I've done A TON of stuff. Like pfffftttt... eh.

    A spiritual journey. Full circle.

    I've got some stories, lol.
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  17. Originally posted by Elbow Water is a drug.

    Without drugs you die
    -totse
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  18. Also nothing is my fault bc I am an angel 😇

    Chiiiiiild of destiny
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  19. ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Elbow It's mentioned constantly by Jew-hating white supremacists on the internet. It's not taught in grade school history lessons because it's not relevant to anything - it was a simple case of mistaken identity and friendly fire. A self-contained incident that led to nothing of historical note. An inefficient pedagogical digression that would waste precious time the students could use to learn about something that would serve as a foundation for understanding later historical events.

    wrong account

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  20. ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Instigator I thought I already taught you how to ejaculate using mind control ?

    you're given the gift of telekinesis and you use it to jerk men off over the internet?
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