We probably shouldn’t be…you’re not wrong.
You’re gonna figure it all out though and probably love her way more than you can imagine.
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Honestly nobody in this community should be procreating. Myself at the top of that list. Well….no actually wariat should be at the top of that list. But my point stands.
Not that i dont think i wont be an okay dad, i just did not want this even a little bit.
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by Elbow
It'll be great. You'll be a good dadge.
That's what I told him. He refuses to believe in himself though. He's almost
too sure he won't be, as if he
wants to fail.
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2024-08-28 at 11:53 PM UTC
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Browsing necklaces
Originally posted by Elbow
I'd love to get my hands on the people who do this. Give me 48 hours, a good knife, a good pair of pliers, a blowtorch and a jug of vinegar. They'd wish they were never born. They'd be screaming so loud they'd bust their own eardrums. Exquisite pain, as I worked on each body part with attention to detail. Then I'd cut them up piece by piece, starting from the bottom, cauterizing as I go, and I'd flush the pieces down the toilet one by one.
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Originally posted by Elbow
"HOW ARE YOU STILL IMPOVERISHED? I'M LITERALLY PAYING TO RELIEVE THE POVERTY!"
"Well, with the relief you provided, we felt like we had enough wiggle room to squeeze out another 3 kids to work the cobalt mines. Thank youuuu. 🥰"
Might TSTM later to increase the number of suffering black people in the world.
There is a large body of research that indicates this isn't what happens and in fact direct relief often goes toward education and birth control, lowering birthrates.
Don't TSTM to increase african suffering, do it to genocide black people
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Originally posted by Elbow
I can't believe it. She's gone forever. Lanny killed her and now he claims she totally paid him to TSTM her account. It's a cover up. I hope you rubes don't fall for it. smh
Another innocent disappeared by the fascist regime.
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it's unwise to use usernames on the internet for longer than a few weeks. This is why I have 7000 alternative accounts
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Originally posted by Mighest
Good thing I don't get married and stick to prostitutes and strippers.
Dawg… I hate to tell you this but…
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Kek, this is kinda sounding more like a fantasy than a genuine concern
Just imagine fuys, all those hard sensuous cocks slithering all over your wife’s whore body…
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https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/security-aviation/2024-08-21/ty-article-magazine/.premium/israels-futile-war-against-massive-iranian-hack-of-secret-data/00000191-6bd7-d1ee-afb5-6bff8a510000this might actually be the reason for it.
someone hacked the Knesset a while ago (April or so), and they've been steadily distributing classified israeli information on a bunch of different platforms including Telegram.
for the most part they've been able to censor the information on other major platforms but the releases haven't stopped on tg.
the operation's been fairly quiet until a few days ago when the hackers (or someone who got information from them) text messaged huge numbers of israelis (specifically politicians and their donors) telling them "A response will come and a decision will be made, maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow."... the day that Hez swarmed a bunch of military bases with KATYUSHAs and suicide drones.
leaks of military technology, hardware positions etc. have been broadcast from time to time.
https://t.me/NetHunt3r
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2024-08-26 at 12:17 PM UTC
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Who has the best forearms?
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Originally posted by Elbow
I would say reading the French article, being very charitable to myself, it is like… 20% comprehendible. I basically understood all the relevant facts in the first two-sentence paragraph. Although tbf the second sentence, "Âgé de 39 ans, ce franco-russe était accompagné de son garde du corps et d'une femme", was especially straightforward, to the point that I think even a semi-competent English-speaker with ~zero knowledge of French would probably get the gist of it.
zut alors
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2024-08-25 at 8:19 AM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by Elbow
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you're the threat to the rear that they guard against
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2024-08-24 at 10:45 AM UTC
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Kamala is going to Win
Originally posted by ner vegas
I feel like I'm going to be angry if I look this up
Don't. Be positive. Focus on what can be. Unburdened by what has been.
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2024-08-24 at 10:44 AM UTC
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Kamala is going to Win
Originally posted by Elbow
>he thinks he fell out of the coconut tree
>he isn't unburdened by what has been
smh ngmi 🥥🌴
I feel like I'm going to be angry if I look this up
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2024-08-24 at 8:53 AM UTC
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Kamala is going to Win
Originally posted by Elbow
the meme magic is undeniably on kamala's side this time
trump is powerless to stop her
the only "memes" trump has this time around are losers on twitter with dark maga pfps
its ogre for him
T-this time I'm going to make anime real for real. P-promise. You want your catgirl anime girlfriend, r-right?
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2024-08-23 at 7:01 PM UTC
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Stopping nuclear warming
Originally posted by Elbow
Also if you're worried about climate change it's silly to hate nuclear. Nuclear is great for the climate. Mostly because it's not fossil fuels. And if the climate's your concern, who cares if it's more expensive than coal? The only emissions you gotta worry about with nuclear are the CO2 released from the concrete as it cures during construction, which is basically a problem for any large modern infrastructure project. It has all of the upsides of fossil fuels without any of the emissions downsides. Dead simple too. Hot rock make water boil.
Burning coal and natural gas/oil is also far, far more polluting than nuclear. Like, orders of magnitude worse for people's health historically speaking. Just awful. Nuclear doesn't contaminate anything outside of disaster scenarios, and we shouldn't let the problems retarded soviets predictably ran into dissuade us. It's a technology we should be far more interested in developing than we are as a species, and especially as a society. 😤
Burning fossil fuels flings carcinogens into the environment and atmosphere.
Nuclear doesn't.
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Originally posted by Bradley
So your body detoxifies itself through piss, if it's clear it has significantly less toxins and expended materials in it than if it's yellow or worse yet orange.
YOu can drink the toxins back into your body in small amounts and they will go through you again (resulting in darker piss) however once the piss is flavourtown orange you DO NOT want to keep ingetsing it as you're just polluting your body with the same material you'll be wanting out of you.
another FLAVOUR FEARER
disgusting
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