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  1. Donald Trump Black Hole


    Western Europe and even America only has tanks in order to counter the tank threat from Russia. Leopard 2, Challenger 2, Abrams, they have no other reason for existing other than to fight Russian tanks. They should all be sent to Ukraine because there is no reason not to use them to do the only thing were built to do.
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  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    “Asked”, ho I declare what’s happening for dinner and the world listens.

    But yeah, posting about hibachi made me hungry
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  3. frala Avant garde shartist
    I mean yeah hibachi is good but I won’t disagree with you and you’re still gay. What’s your actual point?

    *This mother fucker is trying to talk shit and just asked me if we could order hibachi for dinner 🙄
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The Allegory of Plato's Cum Pit
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Elbow i never know what 'from scratch' means

    its ship of theseus-tier

    like

    "making fried chicken from scratch"

    what does that even mean

    are you raising the chicken? growing wheat and milling it into flour? are you globetrotting to find the requisite herbs and spices? scratch that, are you god? did you make chickens? did you make wheat? like conceptually?


    okay this is a terrible example but like, i just mean when you say "making a telescope from scratch" does that involve making the lenses? making the glass to make the lenses? that last bit is probs a bit much but like if you get glass blanks you have to polish into a lens, that feels like a "kit"

    really in this case its the juxtaposition of 'from a kit' with 'from scratch' like im trying to envision what making a telescope without making it from a kit would look like and it involved a lot of glassblowing or at least grinding/polishing.

    I don't think he has the tooling required to machine the lenses and mirrors and shit, I'm just talking about the enclosure in this case

    ie you'd need to cut grooves and channels to be able to adjust the position of the lenses as well as have tolerances tight enough that they don't fall out of place, dunno how plausible something like that would be
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow i like u

    i might even… like like you 🙈

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  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow can confirm


    What type of posting wud you consider 'likable'?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. Looks like it'll be a weird vowel movement.

    /Every laugh emoji and gif ever made goes here
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you are any indication of the average resident of the bay area it's no wonder the place one of the laughing stocks of the nation.

    We don’t take it personally, we know the rest of the country is just jealous because they’re poor
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The key to life is to make alternative accounts and fuck with people. Make em all riled.
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  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The answer is still "not many"…though of course I understand the argument even *1* of an obsolete item is 1 too many.

    oh, ok. i understand now that you got your definition of the word "many" from your girlfriends.



    how many men have you slep with excluding me ?

    not many. like 30 .... something.
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  12. Donald Trump Black Hole
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master True with or without the gun, and if she has the gun she can probably stop it.

    shooting a cop with an illegal gun probably just changes the location of the rape
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Michael Myers A lot! Women have become very superficial. I agree that attractiveness wasn't that important a decade ago, but thanks to social media (think TikTok) women have been exposed to a lot of attractive men and thus they see the difference between them (the attractive ones) and the dudes they see in real life (usually unattractive).

    Like sure, the unrealistic beauty standard thing does cut both ways, but the idea that you can’t get a girl if you’re not up to some standard of physical attractiveness is just empirically false. My buddy in high school was really overweight and looked like a human chipmunk and that dude pulling girls left and right because he was funny/personable/sold weed. I was _salty_ about it at the time haha, but really you don’t have to be a model by any stretch and it was a good lesson to learn.

    And conversely I’ve known very good looking dudes who couldn’t get a date because they were socially awkward as hell. Honestly having a good sense of humor and being able to have a casual conversation is a better strategy for getting bitches than looks any day off the week.
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka What are you on?

    The monitor nigga
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