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  1. Originally posted by jerryb Another thing a lot of women use their car as a mobile storage unit.

    while Real Men have their cars double as trashcans.
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  2. Originally posted by jerryb Imagine fuys taking orders from some freak, I'd lose my shit.

    I'm sure they'd help you push it back in...
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  3. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat it should be black widow not black window.

    warioat correcting spelling errors 😂
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  4. Spend the day with her...that's the best gift a mother could wish for.
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  5. I'm thinking about a green goblin slushy from Saint Louis bread company. They should make a new version of the bakery where the coffee ladies put a silken hose on you're tite sack and yank it till youre slushy or coffee is finished

    But I don't want to get out of bed, I'm hiding under the blanket from loif but I'm thinking about that slushy though
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  6. Originally posted by jerryb Yes, we use to buy cars at auction in Atlanta. I can tell in one second if a black owned it. Usually nasty as hell, big ass speaker amp and some fucked up looking wheels. A lot of times oil almost like tar and brakes worn down to the rotors.

    which is worse ?

    a used car owned by a black man or one owned by a white woman.
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord Det





    sliding like a window painted black

    🎶🎵 I see a window
    And I want it painted black 🎵🎶
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I honestly can't recall a more autistic thread on this site in quite a while, Love her or Hate her, Kafka makes great content
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat when is the last time you used the microwave?

    dunno why this is so funny
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  10. D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    No, that picture was posted 2016-03-23 at 7:58 PM UTC

    But as you can see in the post I said I had it since 2011. I'm just trying to say i've been being a retard for more than a decade, and I was even stupider when I was a teenager if you can believe that. and i'm still not dead

    But as you age you learn to be less retarded and I think this is about the time when people who were going to die/kill themselves usually do that by now, I used to be suicidal and do a lot more drugs

    I'm not anymore, I just keep staying alive for some reason like the sum of it all gives it more meaning , I don't have to seek out retardation it's a struggle just to not life a life of chaos and insanity

    Today I saw a cop riding a horse and then I spoke to God who tried to give me drugs, at least he said he was God. I don't like going outside and think the world is insane

    Originally posted by Wariat believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see

    Originally posted by Ghost people used to knock on my door when I was smoking meth and ask to pick me trees. How can you say no to a little old lady when you are fucked up on amphetamines but god damn they would ask to use my bathroom and be up in ladders and shit it really made me feel like a crack head

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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Oh yeah n there was a girl i graduated hs with there. Shes a mommynow n i wasnt trying to be weird or anything but it felt good when i sang the first line and she went WHAT THE FUCK n stood up on her chair n started filming from the back.

    Nthen everyone clapped n i got the nobel prize for best cock

    And some poor fella had to mop up the SEA of vaginal juices after your performance amirite
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Chilln in a big comfy chair until it’s time to go .., I worked a different wing than usual tonight and it went by so smoothly because I wasn’t with my usual people I’ve spoiled rotten ❤️

    When I think of a big comfy chair I think CHAIRY from Pee wees playhouse. Remember that fucker? CHAIRY? I love it.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The best, funniest and most unbelievable thing about Kafka is that she is a real person
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Most longshoremen are unionized and make decent money and don't work too often, plus it's a Hella manly job with lots of corruption involved. Have you never seen "on the waterfront?" What's your dad do? Short order cook? Pfff
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    when industrial society collapses, we won't be able to try again for millennia
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  16. Originally posted by jerryb You trying to ruin my last few years. lol

    Ultimately you can't control what your kids do when they are grown but I can control who I allow around me and my home.

    not if your senility sets in first.
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  17. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb Maybe in Africa prices are lower but here scrap cat prices can be very high. Wouldn't it be better to sell them and buy some good real drugs.

    Yeah I'm surprised to hear there are catalytic converters in Africa. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd not want on your car over there.
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  18. Originally posted by jerryb Oh well vinny, I'm 62 and will probably be dead by then. Of course no matter how hard a parent tries some kids are just fucked up.

    maybe this thanksgiving you would get new a granddaughter.

    suddenly and unexpectedly,
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  19. Originally posted by jerryb Maybe in Africa prices are lower but here scrap cat prices can be very high. Wouldn't it be better to sell them and buy some good real drugs.

    if they realize this they wouldnt be africans.

    dey be White Europeans.
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  20. Originally posted by jerryb I'll have a headache.

    so your an addict.
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