POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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2023-05-30 at 8:32 PM UTC
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Don't come looking for me.
Originally posted by jerryb
Yeah she will have to come to the US to die. Does Ireland use 12 or 24 hour time? I like 24 personally instead of the AM/PM crap.
Neither, they use potatoes.
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2023-05-30 at 7:48 PM UTC
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Guys
That's not hot dude, it's fucking Ellen Degenerus.
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Originally posted by Bradley
I ran out of money about two hours ago and will be without cigarettes, beer, drugs for about two days. I have food stamps and will probably eat macaroni and steal a bottle of tequila from the grocerystore more later.
Shit you can always sell some stamps for some smokes and shit it's not hard
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Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by jerryb
I'm to lazy to live off grid, this nigga likes his central heat and air to much.
This is true, the idea of living off grid seems attractive to the modern city dweller because it appears to be an escape from modern stresses, but it would also abandon many if not most of the luxuries they often take for granted.
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2023-05-30 at 4:32 PM UTC
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I STOLE A WHOLE ASS PIZZA
they just leave them in the portal
RIP to Daniel who paid for this pick up medium pepperoni lol sorry bud lunch is gonna be late today
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2023-05-30 at 4:03 PM UTC
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holy fuck guys
You better stock up on Viagra this time.
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cant a man just eat chips in the wall in peace without someone giving him grief? Sheeeeeeeit.
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2023-05-30 at 1:37 PM UTC
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Don't come looking for me.
...and still here
Weren't you supposed to kill yourself on 4/20 too?
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Originally posted by Bradley
I ran out of money about two hours ago and will be without cigarettes, beer, drugs for about two days. I have food stamps and will probably eat macaroni and steal a bottle of tequila from the grocerystore more later.
How do you not have anxiety 24 hours a day? Living paycheck to paycheck would keep me from sleeping at night
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Only boring people get bored.
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It's pretty shocking that in this day and age car companies don't have immobilizers or kill switches as standard. I used to put my own kill switches on my motorcycles back in the 80s, 90s...just a simple switch hidden under the seat.
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Originally posted by jerryb
I wasn't there so I'll take Speedy at his word. I've known to many shitheads that only go to beer joints to start shit. They love that shit but sometimes pick on the wrong fella.
if you knew shlomo long enough you'll be taking his words with a fistful of MSG and ketamine.
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Originally posted by jerryb
Maybe some new secret tech some NATO country testing. These wars great for getting rid of old stuff and testing new stuff, a twofer really. Now they can sell new stuff to replace the old. Should have bought stock in defense companies Vinny.
nope, im too far sighted for that.
US dollar would be worthless soon and together with it goes US companies.
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2023-05-14 at 3:21 PM UTC
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Got a postcard from Sophie
Originally posted by jerryb
Did you open it?
yes but teds pipe no longer works
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2023-05-14 at 2:56 PM UTC
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What happened to LockedIn?
He's returned to nothingness.
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Originally posted by Fox
It’s like gambling, but for children. Basically getting kids addicted to that dopamine hit every time you hit the lever on a slot machine. More or less
when i was a kid i achieve the same by dumpster diving and finding good shit.
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2023-05-14 at 11:47 AM UTC
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Got a postcard from Sophie
I got a FedEx package from Ted Kaczynski
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2023-05-14 at 5:15 AM UTC
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Got a postcard from Sophie
He's alive! He didn't want me sharing what he wrote (something about "handwriting opsec") so I had to redact it, but maybe he wasn't killed by the black window after all.
Or maybe that's just what she
wants us to think.
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2023-05-14 at 1:04 AM UTC
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lost pushboys
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by jerryb
I think Bradley broke him. lol I didn't hate the guy or anything but more than 20 conspiracys a day makes my eyes glaze over.
I think the WOZNY thing gets to him more than he lets on
everyone knows it's not him but it's funny to pretend it is
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