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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I enjoy loudly breaking the park bench when I sit down on it in public, tumble onto the ground and cause a scene.
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  2. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat read my original post to see my point and question. would you rwther live then or now? me perosnally i think id have fun back then. you?

    I'd rather live now with all modern conveniences which enable me to be lazy as fuck and still stuff my face or take naps at will...rather than working 16hr days 6 days a week down the pit to barely afford bread and water for my 8 kids and whore of a wife.
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  3. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Kawkasian What's your point here Wariat?

    Originally posted by totse2118 THEY FUCKED TEENAGERS FUYS
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  4. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 So you aren't allowed to disagree with the existence of a jedi state without also being biased about any opinions related to it?

    That sounds kinda biased.

    Well first off...what's the justification/thinking behind being against a jedi state?

    If Israeli soldiers had gone into the Gaza Strip going house to house killing women and children as part of their plan then I'd be equally down on them and calling them terrorists.
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  5. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Back in 3000BC they used to sacrifice kids and virgins at Stonehenge to the sun god.
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  6. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Instigator What about those born that were fat?

    400 pounds is one big ass baby.
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  7. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Too be fair I never knew that the Age of consent was so low at that time, but then im not wariat who looks for any reason to justify his paedophillic tendencies, I didnt think it would be as low as 12 either.

    I know killing a swan is an act of treason though so that counts for alot and it means Im basically a knowledgeable historian.

    Back in those days people only lived to the age of 15 though.
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  8. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Everythread does seems to turn into a big pissing match though….

    No it doesn't
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  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I weigh 400 pounds bitch
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  10. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Sex before marriage was a sin, UK was a christian country back then so that aswell.

    and if anyone was caught noncing they were hanged, and thats only if they were lucky.

    (didnt read most of thread)
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  11. dont forget your brakes are just like all other moving parts and they need a healthy dose of high quality high temperaturr lubricant to prevent them from wearing out prematurely.
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  12. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    THEY FUCKED TEENAGERS FUYS
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  13. Originally posted by Kawkasian Hug your toilet tonight…don't take it for granted.

    the streets and gutter are always available.
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  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Well, I guess caves would be prone to caving in. (Yes, in my mind everyone in Afghanistan is a Mujahideen hiding in a cave waiting for a US or Russian convoy to ambush.)
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  15. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Everythread does seems to turn into a big pissing match though....
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I was very much excited to eeeee'EEEEEE myself, I wrote a letter to each of the important people in my life, like eight people or so, grabbed up all my stuff and went ot the ocean.

    I sat there for awhile, I decided to do it sober so I would really feel what was going on and I was just chillin and I realized I was thinking coherently, like really coherently and it occured to me that I'm not mentally retarded. Just mildly blind (wherever I look has a blind spot so I have to read with my peripherals vision relatively up close)

    So I decided I'mma try to live life right for a couple months. Now that my mind isn't going on me, I'm trying to find otherways to live.

    I started doing yoga, eating 2-3 meals a day, I take a handful of supplements/vitamins, went back on my anti depressants and most importantly (IMO) I quit drinking three and a half weeks ago. This is the longest I've gone without a drink in about 10 months.

    I'm still learning how to use a lot of the accessibility software the school furnished me with, they're buying me a new laptop if I get accepted for the emergeny financial aid, and all my professors r gonna go super soft on me cuz i'm disabled LOL

    So yeah, I just been smoking pot, I think about this forum here and there. But reading has become extremely arduous as I do it a couple letters at a time or have to use text to speech.

    That being said my new lifestyle was needed because I no longer really have the four friends I have kept close to my heart for most of my life:
    -Non Fiction Reading
    -Shitposting in this Community
    -Drinking Alcohol
    -Fishing

    So I've tried my best to focus on school even tho it's hard to read, I'm trying to sign up for these community classes for the blind so I can meet blind chicks to fuck in the ass/wife but if I wife someone anal is a must, I don't even really hang out outside with my friends ont he block like I used to because I feel like IDK now that I'm not piss drunk they're kinda lackluster people who tell circular lies but when they come full circle in their story or they repeat themselves the stories change.

    So yeah I'm trying to live decent.

    I think I went partially blind because I've been a bad person for the last twenty years or so, but realistically I was a bad child too. So I guess this is my punishment and I hope to try to become a nicer better person but its a challenge going from being a piece of shit to being a good person.

    Mostly I feel like I'm a wounded lion, I thought I was gonna be a retarded blind man and like actually brain dead and since I didn't actually begin developing mental retardation, I opted to not kill myself and stop using hard drugs in addition to alcohol.

    I think about killing myself periodically throughout the day but truthfully I like being alive even if it is kinda difficult and boring. I think that's why I wanna have a kid, so I can try to be nice to some child and raise him semi right and have someone to talk to. My dogs doing good too.

    A lot of times I just feel sad but I guess that's part of losing your vision, at least i'm not incarcerated like Roshambo or burnt out like Ghost or mentally lacking like Wariat. So that's good I Guess.
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  17. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Rich Men North of Richmond?

    ahh You mean like umm Vallejo?
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  18. Haxxor Space Nigga
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  19. Originally posted by Kawkasian Some of you folks need to go back to feudal Britain circa 1145 and see how fucking depressed you'd be then as you had your hands chopped off for stealing an apple.
    Imagine waking up in Mogadishu.
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  20. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Imagine living in 2023 with all its conveniences and getting depression...smfh.

    Some of you folks need to go back to feudal Britain circa 1145 and see how fucking depressed you'd be then as you had your hands chopped off for stealing an apple.
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