It's that fucking 70s afro dude.
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Originally posted by totse2118
lol they tried to put a stick under the roller to jam it but instead it rolled over it and caused the imbalance.
Probably would have been fine if they didn't do that it would just balance
Or if the dumb fuck didn't keep going forwards and backwards...
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2023-10-11 at 2:07 PM UTC
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The nogging continues
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The nogging continues
Originally posted by jerryb
Keep your homo shit to yourself.
aroused ?
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Example of stupid America
Originally posted by jerryb
Kawkasian kinda hard to have pity on a guy that gets paid to post on NIS all day. lol
You'll be in a better mood once you stop dropping huge loads stopping up your shitter.
That's not all I do, I yell at the underlings too.
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Example of stupid America
Originally posted by jerryb
You just need one day to open presents but you need an extra day to sleep off pigging out on Thanksgiving.
The extra day is so you can go out and buy shit, it’s for the economy or something. Doesn’t get more American than that!
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Example of stupid America
Originally posted by jerryb
Knew a woman that kept her tree up year round.
I have a friend who keeps all the ornaments and decorations on his fake tree then just shoves the whole thing into a closet until the next Christmas
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Example of stupid America
I keep my Christmas decorations up year round
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Example of stupid America
My last job in England before leaving forever we got 2 WEEKS PAID time off at Christmas (and 4 weeks regular vacation). I came here and they are like "Nah nigga, you get 1 day at Christmas and 1 week vacation for the first 5yrs of working here.
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5000 rockets hit Israel
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Example of stupid America
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Happy Christmas guys!
it's 'happy holidays'
watch your microaggressions bro
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Originally posted by totse2118
i dont gt it
Dumb Canada also confirmed.
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Example of stupid America
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5000 rockets hit Israel
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
i blame wverything like this on stimulants. mostly meth. anyone that scron fucks with is on meth
i had a crazy dream last night that my mom was living in this house but was like gone most of the day and she had this handy man and he like has a key and would fix shit and blah blah so one day i go over there when shes at work and i find like a shit load of american money and even more canadian money [idk why prolly scron subconcious] and scales and meth chunks eveywhere but no one was there so i like start to panic because i realize this handyman bitch is subletting the house for the house my mom isnt home for biker meth retards anyway i steal all the american money which was like a measly 10k it was just a banded stack of 100s but the canadian money was like huuuuge stacks and like 3 of them.but i just took a fat shit on the canadian money and left
anyway i call my parents n tell them n shit so the next day my mom stays home from work and the handy man juat 'shows up' to fiz a window or some bullshit and all these.meth zombies start ahowing up so when they do i shomehiw coorsinated the swat team or whatever to show up rogjt then [which is ohviously retarded and a dream] but they scattered like roaches and i beat a few up but it was funny because when i was beating them up it was like beating up children like i was just snapping their limbs ans shit lol bwcause meth heads are basically cancer patients
then i woke up
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Flex on these non cooking niggas. Frying an egg is quick and easy like you said, people are just too ADHD and or fucking lazy
I think he posted this as RAGE BAIT. lol
Guys help, dipping my Oreos in milk takes too fucking long. I have to (heavy sigh) open my fridge and reach for the milk container. Open my cupboard and (heavier sigh) reach up and find a cup. Set down the cup and (angry heavy sigh) pour the milk in it before (rage sigh) having to REOPEN my fridge and put the milk back.
Now don't even get me started in the time it then takes to find ME OREOS and grab them from the package. And dear fucking god if I have to wait another goddamned seconds holding the Oreo in the milk to reach my desired soginess. 🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Blocked Toilet
I ate a 14" cheesesteak last night then took a monstrous shit this morning and didn't clog anything. Your butthole is just too loose from repeated peggings at the Asian spa.
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5000 rockets hit Israel
I'd like to make it clear, I'm not pro-Palestine, I'm just anti-jedi.
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Sean.
Originally posted by mashlehash
You're a lil caesars.
Hot and ready? This is weirdly flirtatious.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
An old leather sofa.
cheap polyurethane that delaminates to reveal the fabric inside.
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