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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Meikai
I hate just about everyone too… but not equally, and in extremely intricate, complex, and varied ways. Humans suck, but not being able to verbalize the ways in which a given person or group sucks shouldn't be a point of pride. We have all these beautiful ass languages with all these amazing words that can perfectly contextualize the exact shitty nature of the jedi, and it sounds like you're just afraid to use them.
THEY'RE NOT REAL J'EWS THEY'RE FALSE J'EWS
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2023-10-13 at 5:37 PM UTC
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My power saving device is an extension cord I run into my neighbor's house
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2023-10-13 at 2:19 PM UTC
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I shall henceforth lodge one of these energy saving devices deep within my anal cavity when I'm trying to conserve energy for a later time, where I will then remove it accordingly, and suck out the stored up energy reserves, essentially Bruce Bannering myself into the Hulk and fucking shit up. Bug brain moves. Ding ding ding ding
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2023-10-13 at 1:53 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Instigator
It's annoying as fuck how BLM have been outed as money laundering grifters and its sort of been kept hushed up….and then to get some credibility they come out in support of palenstians just to keep relevant,
All the niggers and Asians used to stick together In prison…half the Asians think they are black….it's gonna be hard when they all go militant in a couple of years.
please refrain from sullying asians by calling dalits "asians".
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2023-10-13 at 12:58 PM UTC
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I expect in 20yrs he'll have found his way to Thailand.
https://www.thailandredcat.com/the-different-types-and-costs-of-hookers-in-thailand/The soapy massage brings back memories.
"A soapy massage is significantly different from the normal massage salon as you get to spend two hours with a beautiful white skinned model-kind-of girl that gives you the full program. I wrote a separate post on the soapy massage in Thailand that you can find here.
Prices: The going rate for a soapy massage all over Thailand is 1,500-2,500 Baht for one-and-a-half hours. Bangkok is the exception where most places are Asian oriented and some places make Farangs pay a bit more.
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2023-10-13 at 12:55 PM UTC
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Tips and Tricks for Lifting
Best place to shoplift is California. That just stand around watching you or upload a video to tiktok.
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2023-10-13 at 12:53 PM UTC
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Like I said
Originally posted by Wariat
Whats fucking crazy is this guy looks like a normal bloke youd be chilling with at a coffee shop.
Did you just say bloke?
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2023-10-13 at 12:51 PM UTC
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I think he's more of an expert on the AOR (age of rejection)
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People you met on Minecraft and talk to online are not friends.
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2023-10-13 at 12:09 PM UTC
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The nogging continues
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2023-10-13 at 11:08 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Wariat
under yeltsin when they were making all the porn and the official aoc was 14 it was.
no way seriously? whoa. really makes you think.
Maybe you should write a lengthy essay about the history of cp
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2023-10-13 at 9:21 AM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Wouldnt Russia have an easy time doing just that? Easy access to seized weapons. All its current friendly countries pretty much support Palestine. And a simple move like that would seriously damage faith in the US, and also split its attention and resources- allowing them to make greater gains in Ukraine.
Maybe im thinking too simply, but even if Russia were completely found out, there are layers of plausible deniability, and the US has proven wed rather play proxy war than take any serious hardline stances.
I doubt it
in a practical sense Russia has a lot of vested interest in israel even though they're partnered with Iran, and there are a lot of pro-israeli J'ews sitting on levers of power in both the government and among the oligarchs
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2023-10-13 at 9:16 AM UTC
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Okay but would you still feel that way if they became a pedochile asylum country where you could have your butt tongued by Ruskyie ten year olds huh what u fink sartrek?
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
They called her the Rimmer of the West Bank
It's unbelievable, but it happened.
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Op is a moron.
Israel has been oppressing them for a very long time.
jedis are terrible people.
have you had prolonged exposure to palestinians you would want to oppressed them too.
i assure you that.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
She looks about 20 to me. Girls are so deceiving with their age now. Having kids aged me at least 7 years in 2
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2023-10-13 at 12:32 AM UTC
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New Totse Tape Just Dropped
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've recently become aware of some events to do with the alleged headquarters of &T walnut creek. There is actually a mental health facility facility closeby where a man named Joshua Van Buskirk was institutionalized then went on to molotov all of his groomsmen property while leaving joker cards and lubricant. Clearly this man was trained to "molotov everything" and is very autistic. There is almost no chance he didn't encounter a Mr. Hunter while in walnut creek.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/East-Bay-man-nabbed-in-bizarre-arson-rampage-his-6738342.phphttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-arson-suspect-targeted-his-groomsmen-police-say/
I've also been given a top secret document called The Wozny Files which details a certain bay area man's pursuit of the Elusive Jeff Hunter through walnut creek. I'll share an excerpt here
Everywhere I go I see your ghost.
Everywhere I go I hear "hunter" and "totse." You are inside every orifice of mine. From the tip of my bald head to the Bunyans on my feet, you are in ever Fibre of my 480lb body.
I'm used to moving in silence. Most of my rideshare passengers prefer it this way and it suits me just fine. My need to inform my passengers of important information may account for my one star rating but I stand by my methods. For this mission however I need a different approach.
As I drive up and down the streets of walnut creek I find nothing but stares and awkward glances. They've all clearly been taught not to reveal any information on the Hunter. Several attempts at communication with thr public have been made, consisting of me driving up to persons, rolling down my window and asking if they know where Jeff is. Feigned confusion has been the reaction but I know I can find a chink in this towns armor. Their children.
The children of walnut creek have the least amount of time being programmed not to reveal any information on their towns most important resident. I seek to exploit this weakness. I drive to a elementary school and find two boys of perhaps 10 standing outside. I approach with the confidence of a man who has done this sort of thing hundreds of times before.
"Hi, boys Where's Jeff?" I ask
The long sandy blonde haired one looks to his short and darker haired compatriot and stammers "ummm I think he's in school..ummm are you his dad?"
A sly smile came to my face. "Yes I am his "Dad" I knew Jeff wouldn't be in such a low tier institution but his "school" for teaching men such as Van Buskirk was located closeby. "Take me to him"
The dark haired one looked nervous. Clearly he knew the stakes. "We shouldn't get in sir"
I looked in my car for an enticement, seeing only half empty packages of skittles and fudge rounds said "you can have some of my candy…not all but some." I stared intently at the boyish sandy blonde haired one in anticipation, wetting my lips with excitement.
He responded "ummm…sir I'm not supposed to take candy-"
"GET IN MY CAR" I yelled. I was not about to get out of my car and chase these two agile young temple disciples. Suddenly they took off running past my car through an alley and I floored my Toyota Matrix around thr corner. When I reached the other side of thr alley I watched the dark haired boy dissappear across the road to a park. The blonde was lying in the alley apparently having twisted his foot. I didn't want to have to do this but fluid situation required drastic measures
I reluctantly opened the door and stood outside the vehicle I had not left in months. I reached under my severely reclined seat for the items I had prepared for this very situation: A 2 million volt taser and duct tape. I slowly approached the boy brandishing the duct tape as he looked up at me stricken in fear.
"Looks like the hunter has become the hunted" I said Then Everything went black and I've only been able to surmise what happened next from newspaper reports
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2023-10-12 at 10:13 PM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
in reality there are 'smoothing devices that correct the sine wave of an AC power supply but these are used to feed sensitive devices like audio or medical equipment and have little if any effect on power consumption. you also need to plug them in between the device and the power source; you can't just plug it in in a random corner of your house.
these things are just night lights. lol.
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2023-10-12 at 9:39 PM UTC
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Originally posted by jerryb
Our bestest good friends of the entire middle east would never treat the dear General that way.
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FOREVER!!!
I like that this adequately demonstates the value of each side.
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2023-10-12 at 9:21 PM UTC
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
I have no illusions that Hamas wouldnt kill me if given a chance.
I have no direct experience, but based on what I know I do not believe Hamas would kill you.
On the other hand based on what I know I am 100% certain that the jedis would treat you like they treat the Palestinians if they could. Herd you into a little reservation then exploit you for cheap labour. If they're not even doing that now.
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