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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    My mom and probably half her sisters and brothers never learned to swim, really strange because lakes and rivers all around here.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    I wish Trump would run every election cycle. He's a pretty damn good troll and doesn't give a fuck what he says.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Actually..I’m a life guard…

    :)



    All blacks in the navy and marines have to pass a swim test, maybe all services now. Never knew any black person that couldn't swim, even when I was a kid before integration blacks had their own city pool here. I think it's mostly an urban legend that blacks can't swim.
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Then you’re a genius with a huge dick ya faggit..duh

    Really had to think hard about thanking you. WellHung says I'm you so should I really thank myself. lol
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley How much was it to go?

    If I was broke my wife would pay my way. He needs a better woman if she can't help a nigga out.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    Which one is you DT, the gentleman or the wilde?
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    You doing good bro. Don't listen to most people, they afraid to step outside their hovels into the real world. Every homeowner that DIYs fucks up sometimes, part of learning, soon you'll be able to fix 98% of things around there.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    Long flight and expensive to go anywhere from the west coast except maybe Mexico or Canada. I went lots of places in my younger stupid days and I don't regret it, if you can Pete get a passport and go for it.

    Ya ain't going to live forever bro.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    How da fuck I miss this thread. lol

    Bradley needs to update Wozny or whatever the fuck you call him, he not deaded yet.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    I see Jiggaboo as more of one of those TV preachers with a mega church. Getting dem dollas, mansion, private jet and inviting young hotties over for private prayer sessions.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    That'll teach them Eurotards to not listen to the US. lol I'd love to seen some Germans face when Nordstream got blown up, ha ha you thought you'd still get dat sweet cheap Russian gas.

    But hey we gots all kinds of gas over here, ain't going to be cheap tho.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    How sanctions get evaded.

    Yeah this war has been retarded as fuck.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    I always try to be nice and polite especially to people like store clerks. They deal with assholes all day for shitty wages and sometimes you can see in their face they appreciate you being nice and joking around with them.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Some people like to make copies of blu-rays or games, they are pretty huge data wise.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh I had gnocchi for the first time ever a couple of weeks ago, got it from Aldi.

    As usual all the fuss I've heard about it was way way over rated…it was bland nonsense.

    Some of that Aldi stuff kinda bland for some reason. I eat a lot from Aldi, my wife loves the place and was happy as fuck when our closer town got one.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    The one thing I don't like is those portable compressors are slow as hell. I have an adapter to clip on the battery and use it sometimes on the lawnmower so I don't have to string out the hose from my regular compressor and look for the air chuck.

    Fambly is the worst about not putting tools back where they got them.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 I get the feeling like I would hate the weather living close to the equator , but I would be shirtless all the time one of "those guys"

    It's better than doing it in some western city where most people wear a shirt cuz it doesn't really get that hot unless you're like on the beach of california. If I had to walk around Arizona dressed how I am usually I would probably fucking die in just T-shirt, whatever and I would feel too awkward to wear nothing

    but in that part of the world I am basically gonna be walking around with a speedo and I don't think anyone would care. I would do it here but people are just weird about that stuff IT'S HOT









    i'd gladly invade the island and take it over as my personal domain. Seems cozy
    I wouldn't want to DESTROY AN ENTIRE NATIVE CULTURE but if they all died to the WOOP and it was ever a struggle for the place id be there dood

    Don't pay me much attention, it's a nice enough place for a vacation and if you can get a place in the mountains the weather isn't to bad.

    But the locals are mostly assholes and it's expensive as fuck.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Hurry up Marget before that fat cunt takes all the bacon"


    They want to get their moneys worth.lol
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Do they have their own power supply that gets lost?

    I'd be the type to forget to keep it charged, be OK if you could also plug it in.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    LOL Pakis never liked the the US but did like aid money and weapons.
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