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Iran declares war on Canada

  1. #1
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    FLMAO
    YOU ARE A TERRORIST STATE, CANADA

    https://islamabadpost.com.pk/iran-to-designate-canadian-army-as-a-terrorist-entity/
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  2. #2
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    good, fuck C*n*da
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    I'd fight an Iranian any day of the week. Bring it on, turbanheads.
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  4. #4
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd fight an Iranian any day of the week. Bring it on, turbanheads.

    YOU GONNA GET NUKES, BOY!
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd fight an Iranian any day of the week. Bring it on, turbanheads.

    Iranians don't wear turbans except for the clergy. You're mistaking them for being Arabs, which they are not. The quickest way to offend an Iranian is by saying he's Arabic. That's like calling a German Slavic.
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers Iranians don't wear turbans except for the clergy. …

    It's the clergy I'm talking about. Bring me the largest one and we'll face off at five paces, bare knuckles to the death.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's the clergy I'm talking about. Bring me the largest one and we'll face off at five paces, bare knuckles to the death.

    My bad. I thought you were talking about the common people.
  8. #8
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    No offense, -Spec, but I'd have to support my Iranian brothers.
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  9. #9
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    That said, OP -- why the heck are you using Pakistani sources?
  10. #10
    It's not the regular Iranian people who are the enemy, it's the Moolahs.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah but I support the mullahs, because they stand their ground even if the western world says they're "wrong." That's admirable. Why not let people run the country the way they want it? It's not like they're trying to change your country.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    an oil exporter gets pressed by Canada lol okay enjoy your human rights abuses and shitty economy BTW your helicopters SUCK.

    Bunch of pussies they never did shit during Arab Spring because they are all weak cowards and will never do shit except be good little nation state worker drones
    Originally posted by Buff Billy My country has never had a violent revolution, unlike them I actually have an excuse. A lot of them have rifles, military grade hardware and the ability to form militias with people opposed to the state.

    There is no such opportunities in western countries. You would get drone striked if you even tried

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yeah but I support the mullahs, because they stand their ground even if the western world says they're "wrong." That's admirable. Why not let people run the country the way they want it? It's not like they're trying to change your country.

    They talk pretty tough for someone that lives on top of my oil
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd fight an Iranian any day of the week. Bring it on, turbanheads.

    That's the spirit. Fuck em, lets bomb the fuck out of em.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    they better not send their helicopter force after us!!!
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    My money would be on Iran if conflict occurred.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Michael Myers …It's not like they're trying to change your country.

    That's exactly what they're trying to do.
  18. #18
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My money would be on Iran if conflict occurred.

    Hey we can't let them dirty bastards fuck with our snow bros.

    My new policy is bomb da fuck out of everybody.
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    Originally posted by jerryb Hey we can't let them dirty bastards fuck with our snow bros.

    My new policy is bomb da fuck out of everybody.

    Canada is too woke to save now.
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  20. #20
    Canadians descended on Parliament Hill in the capitol in 2021 and forced the federal government to drop the illegal mandates. Can't think of another country that did the same.
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