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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ITT op warns us not to be like wariat
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I used to be big into pornography. It helped me discover that I love having sex with foreigners, immigrants and minorities which was a major catalyst for my penis and I developing equality standards in terms of racial composition of the United States and flavor in my sex life.

    However,

    Before I start this I will state that I don't remember exactly what year Wariat and I met, it was on Zoklet I think. He wasn't there when I started because he was busy doing time for the attempted 12 year old neckrub "incident"

    However I have known him for at least 6 years. I have watched an otherwise healthy, normal (albeit a bit retarded/naive) ish man go from wanting to have sex with people to developing bizarre fantasies as a direct result of watching pornography all day.

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I haven't looked at porn in a couple years. It actually makes me feel like a somewhat better person. It's honestly a waste of time and warcry proves it can warp your view of sex.


    I'm not alone in recognizing this pattern of behavior. Wariat or Warcry devleoped this problem as a result of being an unlikeable loser who can barely speak a language from a country he was deported back to, unable to get any pussy, he combined locally available intoxicants (beer & mephedrone) with easily accessible internet pornography.

    Folks he hhas in the past discussed watching (not an exhaustive list and this is only what we know)

    Horse porn
    Dog porn (Extensively)
    Child porn (extensively)
    Scat porn
    Gore porn
    Mom and Son porn (extensively)
    Rimjob pornography involing children and old men (His favorite)
    Child Camwhore porn

    What can we learn from this? Well folks it didn't start off liek this. It starte doff with a horny wariat 8 years ago typing with one hand into pornhub "hot young girl gets fucked." and transformed into this child predator monster who spends the majority of his day thinking, discussing, watching or actively trying to communicate with children.

    "THEY'RE NOT CHILDREN THEY'RE TEENS." "IT's LEGAL IN POLAND." "CALL THE COPS, NOTHING IS ILLEGAL ABOUT TALKING ABOUT HORSE PORN TO A 10 YEAR OLD, I LOOKED IT UP."

    What can you take from this situation? By not watching pornography for 12-25 hours each day you can avoid developing what I call the "Porno Brain" whereby you are unsatisfied in all relationships, sex is ruined for you and teh only thing left to do to get off is type in "{Craziest thing you can think of at the moment} Hardcore FUll Length" and finger your asshole because your weiner isn't even working for you anymore, he quit.

    The end.
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  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    i too think vaginas are scary
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  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow communicating with the totality of the internet through an HR department intermediary

    That has to be one of the layers of hell
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  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by POLECAT and I let my internet go down on the 9th so I could get a different internet in my name instead of ricks name and then this shit goes down, 12.5 days out of touch, I got a lot done around the house tho. its it official yet? did they say Joe died or is that a tik tok rumor?

    He's not been seen at all since the stand down(his twitter is already run by a team anyway) but the only show of life has been a "call" with Kamala that she very nearly said was a recording.
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  7. Originally posted by ner vegas fuck you

    I saw this and tried to forget about it


    Talk to Mr. Bones about it.
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  8. Some of these things are so bizarre.
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I talk to monkeys all the time in English
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny didn't everyone say Sploog died from Krantom? isn't that a spice.. or he mixed it with nutmeg. Something shut him down. he might of had some Opioids mixed in

    retard
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  12. Originally posted by Elbow It's all a matter of which parts of the brain get damaged, right? Skillful destruction of particular regions of the brain could irreversibly modulate your behavior in any number of predictable ways. "Probably" probably doesn't even enter into it. If the goal was placidity, it could well be achieved. The absolute power of toying with someone's brain matter must be an ecstatic trip - knowing that you have the skills and the power to wildly alter someone's entire personality at a whim, by completely robbing them of any number of facets of the human experience. 😩

    That's all a lobotomy is.

    They sound brutal, but people in the past weren't completely stupid, they did work in many cases.

    Now they just dope them up with antipsychotics, which do the same thing, but chemically, not surgically.
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  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    he's not wrong this place is pretty fucking reddit lately
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  14. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Ah man.

    Where's the one where she mods a spectrum whilst she's on the spectrum.
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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You are very pretty! Truly a face of natural beauty indeed, which is an underappreciated style these days. When i'm kissing a lady's neck all over and getting hair in my face the last thing I want it a mouth full of strong chemicals.

    You gotta treat those dolled up princesses like navigating through a chemical factory, one wrong move and you'll have bleach particles in your eye

    Yeah that anal bleach sure can be rough on the tongue


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  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas if you start with small electric shocks and gradually increase the voltage/amperage you will eventually be able to grab transmission lines barehanded

    this is true. they stopped hanging people because they were hanging themselves and gradually increasing the height from which they dropped until their necks couldn't be broken. they stopped using firing squads because people were shooting themselves with progressively larger calibers. they stopped using the electric chair because they couldn't kill the average electrician. and now people are doing old timey mithridatism with sodium thiopental and such to avoid the lethal part of lethal injection, which is why there's been a rash of botched executions. they're trying to cover it up by blaming supply shortages but we all know the truth.

    they're gonna have to bring back the boats at this rate.
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Like the OP, this thread aged poorly.
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Destiny's son livestreamed himself on Twitch with the stream name "Destiny Execution soon". He loads an airsoft pistol and then walks into the other room and shoots him. Twitch has banned him for "serious violent threats".
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  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i'll message u on steam later HTS

    i will reply with this

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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    It's difficult because they sit him down and explain to him what's goign on, his memory loss and how he needs to drop out of the race.

    Then they all stand up and walk towards the door and someone says "It's really good of you embracing this new direction."

    He says "What new direction?"

    So they gotta sit him down again.
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