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2024-07-23 at 1:15 PM UTCA common source for wank material as a young-fella-me-lad when porn wasn't available was the underwear section in Grattan's Catalog or Littlewoods catalog, many a sock was stiffed in them days.
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2024-07-23 at 1:16 PM UTC
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2024-07-23 at 1:18 PM UTCAnd there would be girls your own age in them days, which wasn't even thought of as wrong in any way back then, it was completely normal.
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2024-07-23 at 8 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist When I was about 11 or 12 living in mid 80s Britain porn wasn't easily accessible to an 11 year old. So when Madonna was all over the TV/news/etc for being in Playboy, I so badly wanted to see it but for a good 8 months I couldn't get it for shit. So when me and a couple of friends were riding down a country lane near where I grew up and we saw a load of junk in the bottom om the ditch beside the lane up ahead, we were extremely surprised as we got near, to see it was a huge pile of porn mags that had just been dumped in the ditch. It was like every Xmas come at once to an 11 year old. I was even more ecstatic when digging through these mags to see laying there the exact issue, the Madonna issue of playboy. I finally got to see it and to be honest it was a little let down that they were in black and white and you couldn't even see her minge coz of all the hair, lol.
I had that mag under my bed for at least the next 5 years. It was the mid 80s, Madonna was fucking huge back then, everyone had a crush on her. But it was still her Like a Virgin/Borderline phase, when she was fucking gorgeous.
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Madonna was always overrated. I was more into Rosanna arquette when Desperately Seeking Susan came out -
2024-07-23 at 8:03 PM UTC
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2024-07-23 at 8:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We're talking about fuckability, not acting ability.
I know some people think Rosanna has a horse face but if you saw her in After Hours film she has a smoken ass body.
Her sister Patricia does too (I think Nicolas Cage married her?). cute but not a 10. body is slammen.
Madonna has a cute face but her body isn't that great. she's got a workout body like a female gym rat. cute but not bubbly soft. -
2024-07-23 at 8:09 PM UTCI think they're pretty attractive regardless.
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2024-07-23 at 8:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I know some people think Rosanna has a horse face but if you saw her in After Hours film she has a smoken ass body.
Her sister Patricia does too (I think Nicolas Cage married her?). cute but not a 10. body is slammen.
Madonna has a cute face but her body isn't that great. she's got a workout body like a female gym rat. cute but not bubbly soft.
Fuckability has little to do with looks...22yr old Madonna would have rode that dick till it was raw and bleeding, Rosanna would probably curl up in a ball and cry. -
2024-07-23 at 9:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Madonna was always overrated. I was more into Rosanna arquette when Desperately Seeking Susan came out
I agree but Arquette wasn't fucking everywhere at the time
Madonna's body was hot before she went health nut and started working out. I think it came with needing the strength for dancing on those grueling world tours she did. She did work hard af
She weren't like that before 85 tho
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2024-07-23 at 10:01 PM UTCwww.roundandbrown.com was sent to by other juvenile members of a white supremacy forum (my first forum) as like a shock site and I ended up wanking to a bunch of it, ridiculously fat black and brown women with really skinny long dicked white guys.
I used to watch the 45 second trailers and just furiously jerk it.
so I checked otu the website and it redirects to realitykings and that's a shame -
2024-07-23 at 10:02 PM UTChttps://www.xnxx.com/porn-maker/round-and-brown-1
XNXX still has some of the OG classics I used to wank to. Unfortunately I no longer watch pornography as a direct result of knowing Wariat or Warcry lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-07-23 at 10:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Semiazas I just started using limewire and I was watching mostly lesbian porn. It's called Petra and Charlie. The cool thing about it was every few years I found versions that increased the length a minute or two (this increasing my length ;) until I finally found the full video. Here it is.
When i was younger i had access to porn like normal people now. The first one i ever remember watching was an old man with a younger lady, he had a horrible moan but she had a thin body
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2024-07-23 at 10:10 PM UTCWariat thinks porn is real life lolha
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2024-07-24 at 2:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fuckability has little to do with looks…22yr old Madonna would have rode that dick till it was raw and bleeding, Rosanna would probably curl up in a ball and cry.
Madonna wasn't 22 in 1985. She was 27 born 1958
Rossanne Arquette was 26 in 1985. Madonna is 1 year 6 days older than Rossana both born in August (Yes I looked that up)
Rossana has a smoken body compared to Madonna which had a skinny hard bod. Rossana was curvatious AF, Madonna has a dudes body -
2024-07-24 at 2:14 AM UTC
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2024-07-24 at 2:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley https://www.xnxx.com/porn-maker/round-and-brown-1
XNXX still has some of the OG classics I used to wank to. Unfortunately I no longer watch pornography as a direct result of knowing Wariat or Warcry lol
I haven't looked at porn in a couple years. It actually makes me feel like a somewhat better person. It's honestly a waste of time and warcry proves it can warp your view of sex.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-07-24 at 11:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Madonna wasn't 22 in 1985. She was 27 born 1958
Rossanne Arquette was 26 in 1985. Madonna is 1 year 6 days older than Rossana both born in August (Yes I looked that up)
Rossana has a smoken body compared to Madonna which had a skinny hard bod. Rossana was curvatious AF, Madonna has a dudes body
You keep talking about post 85 Madonna, I'm talking about pre 85 Madonna, very different Madonna's.
Also the Playboy shoot was done in late 70's I believe, you barely recognized her to 83-85 Madonna.
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2024-07-24 at 12:28 PM UTC
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2024-07-24 at 12:30 PM UTCAnd I'll agree that xnxx is the GOAT of the porn sites
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2024-07-24 at 1:18 PM UTC
