Originally posted by Sevn
So I picked up this meth head the other morning and got a bareback blowjob. She wouldn’t let me cum in her mouth so I took the risk for little payoff. Kinda makes me sad. The only positive is I only paid her 20.
Guess I’ll be staring at my wiener for a few weeks to see if it gets bumpy
the bleeding gums can cause AIDS or HepC
I hope you think it was worth it. next time buy her a lemon aide before letting her suck you off. make her drink half of it and tell her if you blow in her mouth that the lemonaide should kill the bacteria from your load.
this way you should be safe from HIV and she can take a mouth load and wash it down clean.
but realize your mom could of been a victim of such shananagans
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Originally posted by troon
the college professor shed some light on this. phosphorus. maybe swallowed a particularly dry cracker, and the friction was like striking a match internally.
fizz pop burn, you get exactly what you describe.
Whoa whoa whoa.. 3 feet off the gas pedal, pal. No reason to use racism in this conversation
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Originally posted by blaster master
"No nay no never, no nay never no more, will I play the wild rover."
You're so poetic
You ever think of taking a course as a med tech. Nursing school for 18 months and then drive an ambulance for 2 years then apply for a union paid Paramedic?
Like 65 thousand a year starting off 90 after 5 years
Must pass Paramedic Physical Ability Test Background investigation with fingerprinting Drug test Medical screening Starting Salary (As of June 30, 2021): $62,160/yr After 5 years: $92,796/yr Eligible for Holiday Pay, Duty Availability Pay, Specialty Pay, and Uniform Allowance.
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Originally posted by Kafka
This is a hassle, I’m picky and have never cooked a chicken. If anyone has ideas for a weekly meal plan or your favourite foods you like to make that would help.
go to the deli in the store and look for a roasted chicken. they used to be 5 bucks but like post-covid-biden-gasjacked are like 9-10 bucks now
still a good deal. they're roasted and the meat falls off the bone. get that and you will eat like 1/4th for dinner with whatever as a side (potato?) and have enough to make sandwiches for 2-3 days
in the USA we have safeway and Lucky's and they both sell them and they're awesome. I might go out and buy one now. they're usually still hot if you call and ask for a fresh made one and go pick it up
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I buy tortillas and make a chicken roll sandwich or a chicken burrito if you throw cheese and black beans on it. then I got enough protein to knock up a Scott-Irish Young bride who will give me the boy I always wanted.
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Originally posted by Ghost
Ah, my favorite time of the year where I get to troll feminists and anti sex skitzo "just be a robot and don't do cocaine bro, haVE YOU EVER GOT HIGH FROM OXYGEN" yeah aNd im the retard for doing meth and watching lesbian porn for days non stop
"the jedis are just tricking you into looking at other mens cum!"
remember folx if you give them nothing but homoerotic literature they will turn out gay.. Who would have thought!
Blah blah blah
Shut up, Woman. no one cares. you're quirky face
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