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  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 That's his physical defect that you're making fun of, it's scar tissue from when he got bit in the face by a German shepherd. Literary everyone ends up asking him if he has a chaw in, and he doesn't he's just lumpy there from the trauma.

    *Keys up the mike on my president George Lincoln CB with 200 watt linear amplifier* "WEEEEEEEL PIGFUCKERS THIS IS OKEYDOKEY ROLLING THINDER NORTHBOUND GONNA SLAM EM PIGS TODAY OOOWOOOOOEEEEE GET OUT OF MY WAY AND YOU WONT GIT HIRT"

    Oh gee I'm sorry for Fona.

    Used to do a sudden boot on me from chat just as a power trip. Then gets booted out himself by panny or someone else.

    But I hope he does well and she doesn't do to him what she did to hubby while he's gone doing work.

    Classic wife alone meets plumber


    Also I figured out why my mic didn't work last night in the potato club
    . LOL. I didn't pull it down on the headphones. It muy nu bt headset. Shitty range though. So perfect for my Chromebook. I got an Acer for 150 bucks, 17.5 in screen. Fuckers sweet. But it's android. I wanted to use it and buy a synth controller to record sheet music and layer on it but android probably doesn't have software. Might try and install Linux on it.

    Anyways, Fona I'm just messing. I hope you enjoy the road life. Ports pay more for loads .. do a run for long beach or oakland
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  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    Turn it into a horror movie where you flip a switch and the metal blinders come down, the lights go out, outside with the closed light on and the floor opens up just at the right time for the antagonist to fall into and slide into a room where he's forced to wait for you to LET HIM OUT. do you force him to clean up or do you "Clean it up yourself" before the fun begins?

    I'd watch that movie for Halloween. "Just Closed" or "Closed One Hour"
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  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    He looks like he's got a pinch of tobac'r between his gums and bout to spit it out the window

    a bit dated and all for technology but do you have a CB radio, fona? ComeBackGurdBuddy


    "CANDYCANE"
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  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    LOL Kind of Entertaining

    im high af right now. I havn't got high in over a year now I think
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  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I feel sickened to my stomach. It was worse earlier. I felt like I did a few times in my life. Like when I broke things I didn't have money to replace. Like when I dropped my Handspring Visor and shattered the screen. That happened twice. When my car broke down in the snow and couldn't be brought back to life, and I didn't have money to replace it. That was one of the worst things ever to happen to me. My family were all home as my grandmother just died. It was one of the worst things ever to happen to me. My family are all rich cunts, and I was just finished chemo at the time, but none of them helped me. I'd do things differently today. And if I seen someone in my position, I'd give them the money to replace the car.

    I'm going to ruin DJI. The drone just cut off communication, and when I went to where its last reported location was, it was no where around. Fucked up shit.

    Probably program to go back to manufactured and then resold as refurbed. I mean who would know
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  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Yeah I blame that on Red bc he’s run around like a wild little hòmö spreading wildfire rumors about me being knocked up even though I’ve said I wasn’t having children since I was a child myself.

    Yet your mother instincs of setting up a college fund and french braiding her hair says you're not.
    Biological clock says Now.

    Have Lanny pull out when he's done, Grab your ankles while you're laying on your back and pull your legs high up to his shoulders and shake you back and forth and side to side. this allows the semen to run deep into you nearly insuring a pregnancy if repeated during every ejaculation.

    it's actually what doctors will tell you.
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  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven yeah man i hear you weel can throw back a few brews once it gets dark out if you want ( on vijeo chat ) but are you gonna literary chill down and drink with us or just hide offcam and smell your finger like some people do heard

    weel keep it classy and not throw around the inward all willynilly casue i know theres ( maybe ) glowies amongstus

    smell my finger? LOL WTF

    Yeahbut I have to go to work a few hours first. and go get some weed before it gets too late. ill be back around 8:30 or 9pm ish. ill park in the garage and use my MiFi to tune in

    PM me the room name you're in later on
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  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Oh shit. that film was filmed in San Francisco. and NO you can't make lefts on Market kek

    You have to do "Box Turns" and go through and then around the block 3 right turns around a block = 1 left turn.

    big time-consuming shit though during traffic. or just wait til you're in the left lane, look for cops and corner cameras and in the middle of a block when there is no traffic, whip a U-turn (Illegal) or find a Driveway and do a 3-point turn which is legal if you're stopped for a moment in the driveway. that's a tip from a pro driver by ME!!

    also, that's Folsom street and I think I saw Townsend for a moment. the opposite sides of the bridge
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  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala We live on the bay now so Alameda is very similar to what I consider home. Berkeley is pretty expensive too, maybe even more so than Alameda, but I don’t know if we want to live in the hills rn bc we really want to live in a walkable area. A view would be nice but might be for retirement.

    Live off of college. move near Rockridge Bart. goes straight into the city and it's near tons of shopping that's on college ave. or live closer to the Campus. there is also the city of El Cerrito and Albany which is nice too. Move off of Solano Ave where Berkeley and Albany meet. or near the tunnle where Solano eventually turns into Shattuck. it's really nice up there. I dont know if you guys are looking to buy a home or rent but Berkeley has rent caps and you can sometimes fine a nice little apartment at a good deal.
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  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala The first time I visited Lanny in San Fran there was a guy walking his dog and he just let him shit right in the street. I couldn’t believe it bc somebody back home would chase your ass down to pick it up lol. I still love San Fran though, shit streets and all.

    Before the people shitting everywhere for the past 15 years or so (It was never that bad pre-2000) San Francisco had dog baggies everywhere. maybe the person figured if the city wasnt forcing cleanup of Humans shitting on the street why should he pick his dogshit up. but the rest of the state has a strict law about picking your dog's shit up or you will be fined. people even put shopping bags near garbage cans for dog walkers to use if they forgot to bring theirs. San Francisco is being run by people who seem to be purposely making it undesirable for older Old Money to move out so their friends can buy in cheap and move in before things suddenly get stricter once again. or not. maybe they just like being true bohemians who love the smell of shit and decaying infrastructure. It always had its bad element areas but was mostly a beautiful and decent city to visit. Its going to happen everywhere eventually
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  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not hiding like you bitch.

    LOL Then come to Cali and step up in my face and see what I do to yours, Big Bad Man
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  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was 12 and was paid 1 dollar per hour for 16 hours on the weekends at my Dad's car wash. I never made minimum wage until I was 15. Even thenit was only $2.25 an hour. But in 4byears I saved enough to pay $3000 for my 1st car. It was a sweet 3 year old 75 Camaro. I learned the value of working towards a goal and delaying gratification that has served me well for the last 46 years and will till the day I die.

    Very close to my situation. I didn't get my first car until I was 19. Mom didn't have money to just buy me one. and even if she did, most kids parents didn't buy them a new car, they may of pitched in half in order for their rich kids to take on the responsibility of having a Job. My mom wasn't even middle-class wealth being a single mom for so long.

    My first car was a 72 SAAB and the tranny went out in a week. the people accepted it back. and gave me credit I saw a 73 square back Mustang BOSS 302 and let me pay another 1500 difference over a few months (owned by their friend selling it on the lot). I had a job working at a gas station and then got a call from my ROP teacher from Highschool who taught me lineman skills and cable installer. and got me a Job with an underground cable company that same week I purchased the car and I paid the car off and started pouring money into that baby. it was a sweet ass ride. had tan leather, a hard top white exterior with black side stripes and the seats were in great condition. the carb had issues though when it was a cold start.

    Middle age crisis. Mac Boi wants to buy one now.

    imgage is a 71 that was similar in paint style not color. this was black on white.
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  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Grylls is MI6 posing as a cable lineman worker. or an asset. everyone who is an old school AT&T bucket truck guy were in on it.

    pre 9/11 days.

    AT &T &TOTSE Hmmmmm
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  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I'll knife fight you

    You'll not only lose but you'll come back as an AIDS crack baby in the Congo. Im one of God's chosen
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  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Shut the fuck up and just knife fight one another
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  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    He Dead

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/TpNOmovy2VFI/


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  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian. Some spook saying "Walking to Poland", for 4 minutes; most likely to fuck children.

    God only knows how shit music will be in another 10 years. Take me back to the wrap era.

    Jim Morrison months before his death. he talks about one person with technology creating songs all by themselves.

    wait for it. 1:20 timeline

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  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Like I said nigger, they changed it.

    OK well then go to the worst neighborhood where perhaps African Americans are showing anger and walk up to them and say "Why you acting so nigger like, Nigger?" and see if he doesn't murder you before you can say "But that just means Stupid now that They" changed it"


    FLMFAO
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  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley They're in a contract lease with the government housing of socialist Canada. Neither wants to/can find free housing for life elsewhere

    Ahahahaha for once Bradley releases a true Gem. why don't you buddy up with both of them and live in Miami and start a fucking business cutting lawns and trimming hedges for those rich fucks down there?

    I bet you guys would pull in the serious bank and buy a house in just a few years. a Handyman Job (in cali) can fix anything 500 bucks or under without needing a License outside of a regular business license for tax ID purposes.
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  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Where do I upload my credit card info?
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