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  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor like the bang-em-tang-em bros?

    sure.

    But on a sidenote
    It's heartwarming to see Fona go from Living in Mom's basement to meeting MILF and having shared digs, to "OMG wut the fuck did I do" and moving out, to get some overpriced tool shed apartment to meeting her and now half-owner of a real house. starter house for him is usually a second/third house for mid-age couples.

    Nice going Fona. makes me want to push harder on getting my cabin house going.

    Imagine if you didn't advance and was still in moms spare room?
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  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Shut that dog up

    Beat it with a ratchet set. The entire box
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  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley nice house bro! What's your address?

    ikr

    TosZok 1st Anual NYE Event

    send the kids to the aunties house and have wifey bring all her single or swinging girlfriends over for us to have a ho-down with


    Weeee Haw!
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  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung He barely moves a muscle throughout the day. That's how.

    I'm almost 60 with health issues on ssri plus hypothyroid issues on top of it. you cunt

    I'm just gonna take up smoking and drinking coffee and eat nothing but toast and lose 100 pounds to the weight of 130 and become a neo-beatnik in North Beach and hang out at "city lights" or the hungry i
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  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    There is one guy who shows up for different news groups. Dressed differently each time

    He goes, "this place was so fun, not a lot of places for our kind, where are we supposed to go to now?"

    It's as if he doesn't care about those who died but where will he get to go cruising for bootys call.
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  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Another Photo of Jeffry Hunter with Pipe in Hand on Bathroom Door at a Bar

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  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I'm going to get an arm an dildo tattoo when my friend starts needing people to practice on.

    FTFY
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  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Just another Pagan Holiday
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  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, when you are a short, fat & mentally ill negro…Only obscure, backwater websites can become your Zen.

    pretending to hate one another

    that's cute, glowchew
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  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol thats funny

    I yelled at a bunch of kids to get off my lawn a few days ago.

    It was so awesome

    I cant wait to be an old man fr fr

    You wont have to wait too long. it just happens.

    a bunch of shitty stuff will happen too.

    "Why did I just walk into this room. what am I looking for"
    shit like that

    waking up and every joint hurts for no other reason than you "Slept on it wrong"? or your shoulder just decides to make a loud pop sound and hurts like fuck

    neck makes that grinding sand or two stones grinding together when you turn your neck.

    just weird shit starts happening. a sudden urge to just take a nap really bad.

    Get up to take a piss and finish off. climb in bed. cough or move your hip a certain way and you suddenly have to piss again.

    hair leaves the top crown area or the forehead and decides to pop up out of your nose and ears and knuckles.
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  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Y would anyone ever buy a condo then? I guess some people dont mind not actually owning the land and im assuming there are caretakers and some ghey ass condo-owners club rhat says u cant do certain shit like put up flags or idk other random stupid shit my aunt lives in one and she couldnt even put lighta outside from her car to her door because of the gay ass homeowners grp or whatever in the condo neighborhood thing she lives in.

    Sounds ghey but i imagine in cali and other places where land is scarce and expensive this is the only option besides renting really eh?

    laws are different in CanaDuh

    it's a co-operative community. the land is owned in percentage (equal to each unit that stands above it)

    so say a massive fire occurred. everyone is responsible for maintaining property insurance and will be expected to pay the co-pay to rebuild.

    if someone can not, they will be forced to quick sell and allow an investor to come in to get the rebuild completed.

    some have taken say 12-18 months to reconstruct. maybe 2-3 years if red-tape comes in (soil sample shows contamination, ground water dispersment, etc etc


    some people rent their condos for the cost of the land tax and HOA if they own the condo out right which is like 1400 for the two if say a 500k-750k.

    so a house cost 1.2 Million on average in this area of outer Berkeley and the village. but condos still go for under 800k

    because of the damn HOA fees. but many people don't like doing yard work. I love it. it was always cool to plant new shit and try to get a shitty dried-up lawn to spring back to life without adding new sod or heavy seeding. just lawn patch and lots of fertilizers and punch air holes into the ground

    people who don't care for yards but love the groundskeeping of trees and plants prefer to live in secured buildings with amenities without the hassle of paying or maintaining a pool themselves


    I just hate going into the elevator and clearly someone boofed in it and shut the door real quick. like they must be calling an elevator when they got a nice ripe shit fart waiting. and boof in the elevator as the door opens and then hits the close door and doesn't set of the censor so it closes right away. then when someone calls for the elevator, usually having to take a piss from a long drive in traffic. they'll burst into the elevator when the car's doors open up. and walk into a wall of STANK!

    this prank is getting old. I'm not sure who keeps doing it but it makes me just want to take the stairs
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  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse That is hikki

    I am hikki

    U are hikki

    We are all hikki

    youre one widdle away from a fiddle
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  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Sux 2 b u guys


    You work hard we hardly work

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  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    it went down to about 4.99 then shot back up to 5.56. Biden is burning through the reserves until nothing is left

    it will shoot back up to 7 for regular (per US Gallon) in less than a year's time and climb from there now that the cunts didn't lose the floor.

    the only reason Nancy is stepping down as party leader is that her husband humiliated her by getting a DUI that will get memory-holed now and because she's 82
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  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    I had Octopus or Squid over a bed of rice with a sunny side up egg and veggies and 20 minutes after I got it home, the fucking thing's tentacles started moving on its own. I don't think they killed the fucker

    I was chewing on his tentacles and it was really tuff. I ate maybe 4 bites and moved it to the side of the plate. fucker was moving and making a weird crackly sound.

    I got the most violent stomach flu in over a decade. wet shits for over a week. never eating from a fast-college food place again.
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  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost id suck her off

    We know.
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  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat

    this chick is the ugliest fucking redhead I have ever seen not inbred jedi or down syndrome'd
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  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master mail wario some mdma hopefully triggering a depressive episode

    shut Yo Lip

    and videotape yourself running down the street in a shitty adult diaper. SHITTY
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  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thank god I'm 99% Anglo Saxon, 1% Viking.

    Were not the Anglo-Saxons from Norway? the invasion? or is it because the German who stole the Monarch from the 2 boys he kept in the tower and no one ever saw them again until a recent excavation founds bones of two small boys (like in the last 20-30 years?)

    I don't know the whole story but those boys were Celtic, not Anglo-Saxon. they became heirs to the throne. the entire original English Bloodline was changed out the moment this German fuck sat on the throne and declared himself King of England and no one dared challenge him

    and they had to change their name to Windsor or something something
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  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra Big Trouble in Little China is on tv


    fuck Lo Pan is cool

    Gigi got to work with Dennis Dun and his Wife. they're a part of the Bay Area Asian Artist something something.

    I just mentioned that film written by John Carpentor was based on the secret underground tunnels the chinese immagrants bore out during Shanghai days and human trafficking (basicly bringing wives in and hookers) to escape the law.

    they really do exist but are mostly blocked off. there are natural ones too. an underground spring of the purest water in at least the USA, and some the Military expanded on for the NIKE missle silos. and I'v been in them before. they go on for miles apparently but are spooky af.

    Devil Worshipers go down in there too.

    there is a hillside over the ocean where there is this concrete-like sewer cover you pull up and have to slide down into it, there is a ladder (of sort) made out of rebar. My Late Brother and Late cousin showed me this back around 1979-1980 when i was like 13. near lands end.

    they kept telling me to come with them or be left behind. but no big deal. because being left behind meant being left behind the entrance and existence. so I went down a few corridor hallways and then refused to go any further. they left me and I climbed back out and looked at the ocean for about 2 hours until they came back soaking wet and shivering. they never told me why they were soaking wet and were very scared to say anything at all. it wasn't sweating because it was really really fucking cold in there. maybe there was a pond or something they fell into. they smelled like seaweed and the beach.



    On the other side of the City in Hunters Point there is this old Castle built in 1870s where the spring I was talking about exist. this guy wants a permit to bottle the water.

    it's pretty cool that they built a real small castle in San Francisco in the 1800s using the local granite rock but again, there are natural springs with natural tunnels as well as hand-carved tunnels going back even before Anglos showed up.

    People didn't know that the North had sent Soldiers to build a Fort in San Francisco in case the USA was invaded during the civil war by Spain or other Countries in Europe.

    There is a civil war era Armory in the Mission District across town and Fort Point at the mouth of the Golden Gate. they even constructed an Arch onto the GG Bridge in 1947 to protect the Fort after deciding to keep it as a museum. but yeah, there just might be a real underground city

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