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Posts by slide22

  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost id suck her off

    We know.
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra the cure for pottymouth

    That and an internal light source would be the real cure for Covid19
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    I was at an amusement park up here in the Bay Area called Marine World (6 flags)

    and I sat down on a slope where a chain link fence was to rest my feet. and I hear this shuttering vibration and then a loud roar. and of course it was a lion panting first (shuttering sound like clicks) then a roar. and unlike in a movie where the roar is flat (even in stereo). in real world, an African Male Lions roar vibrates you sternum. and it was in that house cat about to pounce position and I turned around and it then laid down silent and stared at me. and then bolted right at me and smashed into the fence.

    I nearly shit myself right there with about 2 dozen people laughing. it did not take its eyes off of me until I got far enough away from it. then it was my turn to watch. apparently (And this is not being racist, just an observance). it only wanted to kill and eat white folk

    fucking racist lion only like white meat
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks if you go up in an airplane (which I have done over 3 times) u can see there's no curve.

    Discuss.

    because 30k feet is only 5.6 miles up and real space above the thin blue line is 100 miles up.

    sooooo like 1/20th the way to space. Also, even at low orbital space, you can barely see the curve. but halfway to the moon it starts to curve because you can actually see more over the horizon which is some deep science behind it.

    the earth to the Artamis right now being halfway to the moon at about 120k miles shows earth in a waxed phase and it kind of looks flat right now. more like a disk than a sphere but when it gets to the moon and if it's full earthrise, it's very spherical
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked GP comin out the bushes with the choppa

    how many refuel layovers from Carolina to LA, Cali and how long would that take in a chopper
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat

    this chick is the ugliest fucking redhead I have ever seen not inbred jedi or down syndrome'd
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by curlyKellen

    Like Curly Black Irish Boy minus Lucky to still have his sheath. His Black Parent (Which ever that was) said "NO FUCKING WAY, RABBI!"
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    anyone can take viagra, push the ball fat back and get a solid 1 and 2/3rds of an inch of cawk out but it's how fat you are and I do have a girthy cock.

    but it looks like a fucking acorn in sage brush with med-i-kill

    but I get a solid fat long cock on viagra minus an 80 year old retired speaker of the house


    doug. thats 82 year old NANCY! not out of context this time, FAGGOT
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley ya did u tell ur super hot import wife that you play with lil kids toys for hours regularly building lil police stations and space ships out of blocks lol

    hur dur furf dur hurf de furf
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls I’m all in, done with messing about, time to get settled in 2023!

    I’m prepared to leave every other bitch behind and fuck off to live in Thailand for the rest of my life to be with her

    I’ll have to buy a bar there and have some bitches/whores work there, pay off the local Thai mafia “Chao Pho” and corrupt police for security

    This can be arranged



    Oh she’s fucking gorgeous and for some reason the bleach blonde hair does it for me, I think this is what I’ve been looking for all this time

    She has one kid but that’s to be expected of most people late 20’s and doesn’t bother me

    If you want something in life, go get it yourself before anyone else does

    Doubt me and it’ll just give me more reason to prove people wrong like I’ve always done

    Ps. she’s not really a ninja

    Her eyes are too close together and too squinty.

    Asians with bigger eyes and a few millimeters MORE apart. maybe higher slightly up the bridge of the nose and closer to her eyebrows?

    What the fuck is this fucking thing?

    she looks like
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Wait For It



  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost WHy don't you do things instead of asking others to do wehat you are too afraid, old and tired to have done yourself. I.e

    LIVE

    I'm sorry. What were you saying?
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost can i buy that cocaine off you

    Very Bitter-Effeminate of you to attack a woman out of jealousy.
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀



    Yield: 100 million tons of TNT.

    Half yield because the full load would of set space on fire
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master mail wario some mdma hopefully triggering a depressive episode

    shut Yo Lip

    and videotape yourself running down the street in a shitty adult diaper. SHITTY
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley ya i was clean for 3 years too, 1 of which WASN'T in prison nigger

    it is what it is you seem to be sensitive and eager to deflect whyyyyyy

    Dress up like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever and Walk Into the Gayest Bar you can find and do a Russian Kazotsky Kick dance and video tape it for LOLZ
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny more like 99% Anal-Sexon and 1% Bi-king.

    Word Play.
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    This is some sick ass Lanny-Lala teir game that NIS is all about.

    Challenges to get to the core without getting RED-OUT

    <----

    me on Taurine
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven laughed like muttley to this good job man thanks

    Mario's Dog stole that laugh in Duck Hunt.
    Trademark infringements by the Military Industrial Complex

    I'll explain later if you didn't get it but I think Red can figure it out
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost shit thread

    Those Pizza's arn't going to make themselves. Get back into the Kitchen, Wench
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