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Posts by slide22

  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I keep trying to post that scene where the South African merc shoots a bunch of space refugees out of the sky in Elysium but lanny won't let me

    because young animals are harmed?
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley you spend a lot of time thinking about other men, how they smell, their bowels, and what they would cook if you were welcome at their table and in their bed

    Have you considered making an account at NowIsOurTime.com? It's a 60+ website.

    SuckMyFuck.com Brad. go there
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley did u guys listen to OP he literally says he's done with our community because he's getting nothing out of it now that he's on chantix

    whats chantix? a drug or webstream site?
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and talents are cheap and abundant.

    this malai bitch sang it better than adele imho.

    She's really pretty. and why call her that? she could be a model for sure.
    but that being said, what have you done in life to charm the mass? what soul crushing talents do you have? I can't sing for shit. but thats because Rock music was big in my youth and I found I sounded like Jon Anderson or Geddy Lee or Robert Plant and sang at those registries in the upper octaves range which is probably why I have a high speaking voice today. My voice cracked over time

    strained my vocal cords a bit. also I have a small sinus and deviated septum which I can't get enough air in my lungs to hold a note properly

    it comes from below the sternum though. push down to maintain longevity. I had a good music teacher but never stuck to one instrument long enough to master shit.

    but I digress. what have you done?
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    You got that from Aldra I think. I'm pretty sure I'v seen this before. but it's funny.
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon there's his christmas sorted


    Aweee!
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk cuddle it at night?

    What if he wanted to Role Play and be King Henry the 8th and mount you on a fence post outside in the backyard? what would your neighbors think?
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra israel is not a legitimate state


    ps. faggot

    how was I arguing? and the UN said it was. they'll be runnning the US Congress soon the way things are going. Obama gave them power over the worlds Internet since it was originally the US Military that built the first part of it at American Tax Dollars going back 5 decades.

    what a fucking cunt. "here UN, have the key to shut down the Internet if your masters tell you to do so"

    Real hardcore Jews hate Hollywood "Hip to be Jewish Joos. They're God-fearing people too. LA Joos are just arrogant cunts.

    It's a sin to have pride if you're Jewish. It's not a bragging right.

    FUCK ALL THESE "I'm Culurally Joo but not Religious cause I'm an Atheist"
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse "

    That was 15 yrs ago lol

    I went to the same Highschool as both Kirt Hammet and Les Claypool/ El Sobrante = El Sob#1 Deanza High Dons.

    they left in June of 1981 and I just moved there in Aug so I never met or saw them. I was a sophomore that year.
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Four gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is only one stool left. One gay suggests they play rock, paper, scissors for the stool, and the other gay says, "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."

  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Damn!
    Rumors is he contracted it from blood transfusion due to a car accident and didn't know he had it until 2 weeks ago when they found cancer spots called KS Legions called Kaposi Sarcoma

    Oh well. He worshipped Satan so sucks to be him.


  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Fuck John Lennon. and Fuck all of your Heroes.

    Go be a slave and shut the fuck up or get FUCKED UP
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Your precious Dave Chappelle sold out Kayne in the SNL and said it for what it was. the false Hollywood jedis are not to be fucked with

    but they just said jedis. by not separating the true anti-zionist movement jedis who have the rightful place in Israel vs
    the false non-religous "jedi by Culture" running everything (or as you people claim)

    It's all a PR stunt
    Kayne lost a lot of money though
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    it went down to about 4.99 then shot back up to 5.56. Biden is burning through the reserves until nothing is left

    it will shoot back up to 7 for regular (per US Gallon) in less than a year's time and climb from there now that the cunts didn't lose the floor.

    the only reason Nancy is stepping down as party leader is that her husband humiliated her by getting a DUI that will get memory-holed now and because she's 82
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That assumes the cameraman is truthful…My money is on him being another nutter.

    somewhere there is an actual video of the safe and its door open and nothing but some documents scattered about but no 1.2 Billion in gold bars, coins
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It has an AIDS component embedded in it.

    Only in Europe. I think it was Bayer or some shit that used the HIV virus to create their own vaccine.
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon it's impossible for hitler to not look great. nazis got aesthetics down to a tee, right down to their führer

    but does the carpet match the drapes? lets be honest, he couldn't even match his lipstick with his own mad-scara
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Probably, he's a sadist.

    FLMAO

    what do you think he would do with your stump? I'm assuming you're still living and stuff.
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They call those rainwater ditches here in Houston.

    the Panama Canal was designed by the same firm that dredged out the marsh land of Oakland California to create an Island for shipping ports. the island has 3 draw bridges on it's northeastern side and one on the southern side of it. and also the firm that built the Holland Tunnel in NYC built an Identical tunnel (though much shorter) between the Island and the city of Oakland.

    so the joke is it has a Moat because it has draw bridges and is also seen as a racist joke by people in Oakland in which at the time was mostly blacks living in East Oakland who said that the island would raise its draw bridges at night time to prevent them from coming into the island. but it was usually only one draw bridge to prevent heavy traffic early morning hours onto the main downtown business district. so yeah, in short. to prevent break-ins and a quick get-away onto the main freeway
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I just friendzoned Mik because he doesn't buy me things and I know he isn't poor, and because he could be treating another girl better irl.

    I want to be with someone who actually wants to be with me, not cheat on someone with me, and who doesn't try to take advantage of me like Cam who just wanted money, coke, vacations and to hurt Elena by sleeping with me.

    Anyway to be on the safe side I'll discard people after a month if they haven't bought me anything because it's a bad sign and I don't have time to waste.

    would he love you if you lost your legs and arms and vagina?
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