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  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master what was the last year you worked a normal 9-5 job of any sort for 52 consecutive weeks?

    2014-2015 while doing uber on the side but then I left. it was not 52 weeks but about 8 months. but before that all of the 90s, 2001, left a corporate bank job in credit sales, in July of that year because I tore a meniscus running down the stairs. and then I left and when I applied for multiple jobs and was told that I was rejected due to some security issues. I was clear for a T3R but never violated it.

    It wasn't until 2006 I applied at a box store where the guy says I passed everything in green which is like FICO, Criminal Background including my driving record, and a drug test I had done and the guy was baffled because it was all green but rejected. sometime later I remembered what Jeff told me. took a while before I got a Job again.

    You didn't have to wear a suit unless the district was coming in for reviews but you had a place to hang your coat to leave at work and just wear slacks, dress shoes, a shirt, tie. at 3pm you could remove the tie if you liked. but it was always expected on in case you had to meet someone. 9-5 is just standard in most jobs with 2 pm-3 pm usually as a cut-off for setting up meetings. These were standard in just about any corporate environment at an office space. American Systems is the company that rejected me.
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Hollywood stars fleeing the far leftist retards and leaving acting
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Damn she really is 81. I thought you were just being silly. Fucking BABS is 93. Jesus. I knew these folks were old but I would've guessed ten years younger I think. I need to get with the times as this is all very very important

    Babs is 80

    Born: April 24, 1942
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
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    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven i have a 5shot because i like to get jittery the science says coffee is good for you maybe or maybe its bad for you they arent really sure yet but probably one of those is true

    yeah as far as the air tube thing i watched a lady on youtube and she just gives it a few steam blasts and a quick rubdown with a wet towel every time but thats at a coffee store idk if they gotta clean it harder at the end of the day who knows man.

    Vinegar it.

    Then drink yo drank
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Those home espresso machines are cool but coffee is pretty expensive..still maybe 2 dollars for a triple shot followed by foam milk

    Those air tubes get gunked up and have to be cleaned or will end it's life cycle soon.

    Constant cleaning but get yourself a tin starbuck cup with screw on lid (or Peet's) and make your own for a forth. They sell pumpkin flavor and other syrups for white people!
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    If anyone cuts open a pumpkin, to keep it from going moldy, you spray it with clear coat lacquer or hairspray. Let it dry out

    Place flickering electric candles in it.. they're pretty realistic
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 That's his physical defect that you're making fun of, it's scar tissue from when he got bit in the face by a German shepherd. Literary everyone ends up asking him if he has a chaw in, and he doesn't he's just lumpy there from the trauma.

    *Keys up the mike on my president George Lincoln CB with 200 watt linear amplifier* "WEEEEEEEL PIGFUCKERS THIS IS OKEYDOKEY ROLLING THINDER NORTHBOUND GONNA SLAM EM PIGS TODAY OOOWOOOOOEEEEE GET OUT OF MY WAY AND YOU WONT GIT HIRT"

    Oh gee I'm sorry for Fona.

    Used to do a sudden boot on me from chat just as a power trip. Then gets booted out himself by panny or someone else.

    But I hope he does well and she doesn't do to him what she did to hubby while he's gone doing work.

    Classic wife alone meets plumber


    Also I figured out why my mic didn't work last night in the potato club
    . LOL. I didn't pull it down on the headphones. It muy nu bt headset. Shitty range though. So perfect for my Chromebook. I got an Acer for 150 bucks, 17.5 in screen. Fuckers sweet. But it's android. I wanted to use it and buy a synth controller to record sheet music and layer on it but android probably doesn't have software. Might try and install Linux on it.

    Anyways, Fona I'm just messing. I hope you enjoy the road life. Ports pay more for loads .. do a run for long beach or oakland
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Lmao how do you KNOW that's where you got it, that just soundsike a theory man


    I don't for sure other than I wasn't close to strangers for months except there. Not enclosed like that. it seems like the right time for incubation as well. it's clearing up a bit now. But sometimes it's does that and by nightfall my sinus sense an odd odor and it ends up in my chest and runs down and becomes bronchitis which leads to pneumonia. However 8 months ago I got my 10 year pneumonia shot. I hope it works out lessens the intensity. I have pulmonary fibrosis so my lungs are scared and fibrous and it's difficult to cough shit out most people have little problems doing.
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    Turn it into a horror movie where you flip a switch and the metal blinders come down, the lights go out, outside with the closed light on and the floor opens up just at the right time for the antagonist to fall into and slide into a room where he's forced to wait for you to LET HIM OUT. do you force him to clean up or do you "Clean it up yourself" before the fun begins?

    I'd watch that movie for Halloween. "Just Closed" or "Closed One Hour"
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    coughing up chunks but not green yet. a little yellowish. just got a flu shot a few days ago. irony unironic got it from a room waiting for others to get their shots.
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    He looks like he's got a pinch of tobac'r between his gums and bout to spit it out the window

    a bit dated and all for technology but do you have a CB radio, fona? ComeBackGurdBuddy


    "CANDYCANE"
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Protestants are very basic in a ceremony
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Im tired of the new tech queers coming into the office with casual Friday every single day. remember the hipster days of ol when it was lumberjack look? not that it was bad look but it was the Portland Look everyday.

    Get back into that office and fix that tie. you have clients to impress.
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've never said 5. I've said that 7 of it is fenced around the home. I'm not worried about water charges I have my own well. Fuck a grape farm.

    What will you grow there? Do something to make old man money as something to do.

    Maybe build a big ass steal garage and rent it out to guys who wrench on bikes or run a bike dealership.
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    I jerked off and then washed my ick off and then I had a fancy chocolat'e candy
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich A tranny shagger makes up a good 60% of the forum.

    LOL never gets old. thanks Luigi or Kr0z for posting that originally. put on whatever the fuck they wore.

    Such affeminate faggots.

    Earl of Sammich
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    When I cough it stinks like rotten eggs and the loogi is salty and bad smell.

    I hope I don't get bronchitis. My nose feels shitty. gross people in Berkeley at the store. faggot coughing walking past me on Durante while i was picking food up
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I feel sickened to my stomach. It was worse earlier. I felt like I did a few times in my life. Like when I broke things I didn't have money to replace. Like when I dropped my Handspring Visor and shattered the screen. That happened twice. When my car broke down in the snow and couldn't be brought back to life, and I didn't have money to replace it. That was one of the worst things ever to happen to me. My family were all home as my grandmother just died. It was one of the worst things ever to happen to me. My family are all rich cunts, and I was just finished chemo at the time, but none of them helped me. I'd do things differently today. And if I seen someone in my position, I'd give them the money to replace the car.

    I'm going to ruin DJI. The drone just cut off communication, and when I went to where its last reported location was, it was no where around. Fucked up shit.

    Probably program to go back to manufactured and then resold as refurbed. I mean who would know
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    I got some mini pre-rolls joints and smoked some weed this evening with a nice red wine. got a good buzz. hadnt got a buzz in a long time.

    I still feel like a shutin. but the weed kind of raised my bloodpressure with the wine and muy meds. so Im still up 140/92 not good
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    LOL You know that StageFrog for WB was most likely spawned in a Bar as a dirty joke and the writers or animators over heard it and had to clean it up but use it as a trope.

    Became worth Millions. Dirty Joke = Millions in reimagination G Rated
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