Posts by Steven

1. 2022-08-27 at 4:05 PM UTC in Bradley's only way out of his mess
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley Whenever i shit in a restroom and i go to flush it, I look down and I think of well hung sending pictures of his shit to other grown ass men.

   
   if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
2. 2022-08-27 at 4:04 PM UTC in Bradley's only way out of his mess
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley 950 a month pays my rent & leaves me with a couple hundred dollars to waste on bullshit.
   
   Today I"m going fishing but since my friends already bought sardinos & shrimpies, i'mma waste YOUR hard earned taxed dollars on 4 McDoubles & 4 McChickens for us.
   
   I think it'll come out to like 10$, they know I just got out of rehab so they try to never let me pay for the bait and stuff but I always find a way to get us some snacks or pay for parking, etc.

   
   Why don't you eat the fish you catch
3. 2022-08-27 at 4 PM UTC in As many of you know...
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley ok 3everyone well intro to philosophy will likely be the easiest course i've ever taken in my life.

   
   The discussions in those college philosophy classes are fucking hilarious lol. Someone always gets riled up when their belief in God is confronted or when a man starts talking about gender roles.
   
   My intro to philosophy class I took years ago had this Indian immigrant dude as a teacher. He tried to push his $300 book about Gandhi to us even though Indian philosophy wasn't really part of the class. Super timid guy that couldn't control the class at all. One guy got so mad he stopped coming to class and just showed up for the final. I wish I could take it again.
4. 2022-08-27 at 3:56 PM UTC in As many of you know...
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley It was in the joint, I went from 170-215 from lifting weights for 3 hours a day, eating 6 trays a day, and consuming protein powder.
   
   Then in rehab i went from 180-206 due to like a lot of double trays and laying around. That was primarily fat not muscle like in the joint.
   
   Normally i average 180 or so, sometimes a lot less when i'm on drugs and tweaking and cutitng forests down in the nicolet national forest, othertimes
   
   dude i ha ve to shit5 spo bnad rn

   
   6 trays??
5. 2022-08-27 at 3:54 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Haxxor Your complaints, your drama, your victim mentality, your whining, your blaming, and all of your excuses have NEVER gotten you even a single step closer to your goals or dreams. Let go of your nonsense. Let go of the delusion that you DESERVE better and go EARN it!

   
   blue collar worker for sure
6. 2022-08-27 at 3:51 PM UTC in Bradley's only way out of his mess
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Haxxor How is that really any different than being supported by your parents well into your 30’s tho?

   
   I wouldn't know lol.
7. 2022-08-27 at 3:50 PM UTC in FOX: The Trump Mar-a-Lago search was justified
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by STER0S this entire show is retarded and just goes to show how fucked and unstable/vulnerable america's political system has become

   
   Because the FBI is 'politics', right.
   
   You're giving yourself away.
8. 2022-08-27 at 3:50 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra can you move away? a fresh start might do you well

   
   go to therapy eat healthy exercise live love laugh
9. 2022-08-27 at 3:49 PM UTC in As many of you know...
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Haxxor perhaps with a good ad hominem response 🤭

   
   k byeee
10. 2022-08-27 at 3:48 PM UTC in Bradley's only way out of his mess
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley i already get a cripple check. 950/month.

    
    self-owned
    
    but I do have great respect for stealing back from the state, so congratulations. Spend as much of it as you can on luxury items
11. 2022-08-27 at 3:47 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Balloon Man Where I'm from we blow ourselves up.

    
    America
12. 2022-08-27 at 3:47 PM UTC in As many of you know...
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley Also for some reason going from 165-215 doesn't dramatically change my appearance.

    
    thats a lot of weight gain
13. 2022-08-27 at 3:46 PM UTC in As many of you know...
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Haxxor 👍🏼
    
    
    
    
    ad hominem (lol) now he’s stealing jiggabo’s lines 😆 they say it’s the sincerest form of flattery
    
    
    
    
    
    Responding with adamant denials is the strongest proof that a nerve was struck with truth… ya fat shit 😏

    
    you are totally uninteresting, idk how else to tell you.
14. 2022-08-27 at 3:45 PM UTC in Bradley's beard
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley It don't, fat boy.

    
    ever since you were 17 I have seen you with a moldy beard
    
    you might as well worship kratos
15. 2022-08-27 at 3:44 PM UTC in Bradley needs to leave rehab.
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley in college course rn

    
    are you posting on nis in class lol
    
    hope you're in the back
16. 2022-08-27 at 3:43 PM UTC in Would you be willing to help me
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley your name.

    
    my name is Steven Universe.
17. 2022-08-27 at 3:42 PM UTC in My beloved grandmother died earlier today at the age of 88...
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Meikai sudo's canadian. we already have assisted death for basically whatever reason strikes a person's fancy (the initial person whose fancy is struck needn't be the one who's to eventually commit suicide, so long as fancy-strikee can harangue their prospective suicidee into signing the relevant consent forms).
    
    think suicide booths from futurama except it's an advisor from the hospital's ethics committee harassing you once every 2 hours so he can remind you that while he understands your frustration with the waiting room's flickering lights and the inexplicable 5 hour delay to your scheduled routine checkup, you haven't explored all your treatment options for actually dealing with that stress. instead of like… a personal choice made by someone who has 25 cents and the quick convenient transaction that follows.
    
    

    Show spoiler

    
    Why shouldn't people be allowed to suicide for any reason?
    
    It's not like people can't already do it.
18. 2022-08-27 at 3:41 PM UTC in My beloved grandmother died earlier today at the age of 88...
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting Legalize assisted death for retarded fags like you

    
    boring comment
19. 2022-08-27 at 2:59 PM UTC in Bradley's beard
    Steven African Astronaut
    why does it look like mold
20. 2022-08-27 at 2:58 PM UTC in I think i might be retarded now
    Steven African Astronaut
    lol