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Posts by Steven

  1. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol.

    I think so?

    you're being robbed at a gas station

    guy says give me your ass at gunpoint

    what do you do?

    consider the adrenaline
  2. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ As a person who has actually robbed homes and businesses in my younger years I'll just say that I'm very lucky people weren't home in the homes I've been at the time otherwise I'd most certainly be dead.

    Funny enough one I stole a gun from a cop's house. Ha I forgot all about that. I didn't go in intending to do that but it was just sitting on their dresser and I'm like well, when in Rome! I'm glad he wasn't there at the time.

    Did you ever rob a home with the intention of harming or killing someone?
  3. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok well I'm glad we established that mimes can and do in fact hand things to people and can hear what they're saying.

    And I don't remember what animals I got but that dog one looks pretty familiar I'm sure that's one of the main go-tos. I think once I might've requested two dogs tied together ass to ass.

    red rocket disengage sir
  4. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Entertain what Idea? That humans are solely responsible for climate change??

    lol, only an idiot believes that.

    who said solely?

    The discussion here is focusing on primarily.

    Are scientists idiots?
  5. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't disagree and especially if you're working for some corporation I would never try to escalate a situation that might get me killed just to save some dude a few hundred dollars. The BADASSES will say that's a pussy approach but I'd rather be a pussy than be dead if that's what it means to be a pussy.

    would you let yourself be raped to avoid death
  6. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Depends on the life, if you are going to put it at risk for a packet of fags then likelihood is it wasn't worth much anyway.

    Nah I disagree, every life is valuable

    its mostly socioeconomic conditions and mental illness which drive people to commit these acts of violence.

    both of which can be improved in modern society.

    I don't see the point in placing blame on an individual for their environment.
  7. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Just watched a video of a guy about to pay for something at a store and when the register opens he leans over and tries to take some money and one of the workers pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head.

    I don't know that I would necessarily shoot someone in the head for trying to rob my store and you can obviously say it falls into the 'stupid games stupid prizes' category, but at the same time if it were someone I cared about I can't say that I wouldn't be a little frustrated that the worker didn't just shoot him in the leg or do something else. I would understand in the heat of the moment why they did what they did but I would still be a little sad like fuck yeah he was a shitty person there who did a shitty thing but I don't think he deserved to DIE because of it.

    Then again also in those situations you just never know who has what and maybe the robber has a gun too and wouldn't hesitate to kill.

    No matter what I think we can all agree that the cops who forced that unarmed kid in the hotel hallway to play their twisted game of Simon Says before killing him after giving him five different directives all at once, were pieces of shit and should've died themselves. Particularly the one.

    If you're a cashier you should just give them whatever they want.

    I rarely see videos where someone's wallet/phone are stolen in these instances.

    They are after cigarettes, booze, and the money in the register.

    Let em fucking have it. I can't imagine giving your life up for SHELL or BP.

    what a sad end to life that would be
  8. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Poast Hi Lanny. Love ya big guy. Right out the gate I'm going to give you serious props for putting us all up, it's all big ups, mad respect, hood passes, etc. I gotta get something off my chest though. The boys and I miss the glory days of &T and Zoklet. Problem is, our best years in the community were spent either organizing troll raids on rival forums for publicity, or trying to overthrow and dox whoever said we couldn't do that. We're a formidable bunch but we mean no harm. We just wanna infiltrate your operation or overthrow it.

    So my question to you Lanny, are we explicitly allowed to organize raids on other forums here?

    Can we bring bad publicity here?

    Can you handle it?

    i dont think anyone is interested
  9. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    I have a bunch of people I haven't done yet, I'll update later

    bradley
    The Shapeshifter (4,1). Unstoppable, indestructable, lives only to FUCK and doesn't care what he penetrates. You won't be able to tell he isn't human unless you get close enough, at which point it's too late. Even his penis was crafted to do maximum damage to its target.

    bummy_mofo
    The Hotep (6,5). Heir to a lineage of nigger-God-kings. Will one day unite the tribes of Africa to drive the J'ews out of Jerusalem, where he'll take his rightful throne at what was once the Temple Mount.

    candy
    True Crime Fetishist (6,4). She has a secret shoebox containing correspondence with Ed Kemper and Richard Ramirez. One day she'll collect enough nipples for a belt of her own.

    donttellem
    The Madman (4,4). I honestly don't know what she's talking about most of the time.

    fonaplats
    Baron of the Rats (6,3). Because rats don't have drunk Mexican neighbours, and they don't constantly bitch at you about groceries or auto work or why there's Flex Seal everywhere. When your house floods, there are always friends under the overpass.

    frala
    The Cherubim(2,1). Was once a person, but was forcibly 'ascended' and now only exists to serve Lanny and annoy everyone else.

    jigaboo
    The Program Manager (5,3). Wanted a regular job as a middle-manager, somehow got put in charge of Remote Viewing. One day one of his students let slip that they saw his wife cheating on him and he promptly divorced her. The kids became enamored with the power they had over him and went on to ruin every one of his subsequent marriages. It would later come out that the Remote Viewing project was a total failure and that they had a success rate far lower than they should have through chance alone.

    kafka
    The Joyful Goetist (4,3), The Victorian (3,4). Hedonism and vanity put her in contact with entities who promised 'experience beyond limits' like in Hellraiser, but once she sent them topless photos they never responded to her summons again.

    lanny
    The Azathoth (The Demiurge)(1,1), Gangster Computer God (7,1). Created a world just to spite it, laughs as it tears itself apart again and again. Every now and then he makes an appearance just to turn the screws.

    michael myers
    Organic Robotoid (6,2). Spent years stressing over finding a mate, when he finally did he discovered he didn't actually have the required equipment. He's now much happier underground, trying to repair the machinery that turned Wariat into a rapemonster (not to be confused with rape monster).

    mmq
    Das Katze(5,2). Was forced into a human body against his will; still dreams of leaping through forests and obliterating local wildlife and has a hard time walking on two legs when he wakes up. He no longer knows whether 'dreaming' or being 'awake' is real. Engineered toxoplasmosis (by eating certain kinds of garbage) as punishment for those who did this to him.


    polecat
    The Odomite(5,1). After the cities collapsed, Polecat and his gimp spent their days harvesting cannabis for trade and defending their property with automatic gunfire and threats of extreme sexual trauma. Made a name for themselves abducting former federal employees and subjecting them to unspeakable acts, met their end raiding a FEMA camp to burn their corn syrup stocks.


    roshambo
    The Discordian(4,7). Discovered he was not filled with blood but rather dark matter when Sploogook blasted his head open with a mug after an argument over stolen xanax. From that day he spewed chaos forth through holes he drilled into his mouth, its intoxicating vapors leading to the BLM and Jan 6th riots as well as uncountable street crimes and perversions.


    spectral
    Francis E. Dec (7,7). The only man to understand the Gangster Computer God due to being attacked directly by it, rather than simply being affected by its terrible machinations. He still carries the God's taint, so it's impossible to separate horrible truth from obscene delusion. The harder he fights, the farther his sanity recedes.

    speedy
    The Northwesterner (2,3). Similar to Polecat, he'd already become self-sufficient by the time the cities fell. He wasn't, however, able to maintain his personal oasis without the old supply lines, so he reluctantly joined Polecat and Rick on their fateful FEMA raid, only to abandon them and wander the wastes after witnessing them pin down a security guard and fuck him to death.

    wariat
    The Abandero (7,2). The DEROS (DEtrimental RObotS) are people who lived deep underground, surviving solely on radiation leaking from ancient, unmaintained technology. As a result they're almost immortal but know nothing but sadism and malevolence, and spend their days raping, torturing and resurrecting anyone they can drag down into their caves.

    wellFare
    Radio Slave (6,1). Created solely to harass and foment conflict. Cannot stop until he's told to by the Gangster Computer God, but if he ever does get that order he'll probably ignore it because high-volume shitposting gives him an erection to wag at ladies at the early-bird buffet.

    oh wow this is depressing

    for you
  10. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No "or"…that's your ignorance and liberal brainwashing taking over.

    interesting that you can't entertain the idea even when everyone entertains yours.
  11. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Any fans here? I got into k-pop five years ago, along with j-pop and Pakistani pop music. It started with j-pop, but I focus on on k-pop in this thread because it is the most popular out of all genres. Basically, Asian pop music is my jam.

    do you have any pakistani lo-fi music
  12. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson sausage dog…

    out of balloons? no way lol
  13. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There isn't 1 singular reason, there are multiple reasons, you're going to need to study, Astronomy, Geology, Geography, Meteorology and Chaos theory amongst others to start to have a clue.

    Or

    maybe, just maybe

    You can listen to the people who have already studied that

    attempt to learn from them

    develop your knowledge on the subject matter

    and come to a rational and informed conclusion???

    similar to the ones they have come to

    which say

    climate change is caused by humans
  14. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She'd probably come over to my place and give me a piece of her…

    yea her cake maybe she is a nice lady 4sure
  15. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet he always made you a sausage dog huh

    sausage... out of balloons?
  16. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean my parents used to take me out to eat at The Ground Round and they had a mime clown that would go around making kids balloon animals and handing them to them so uh, yeah

    what kind of animals?

    i can make snake and dog
  17. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When he's at home and just made dinner for his wife…he hands her the plate.

    You think mimes are in character the whole time?!

    IDK I have never seen a mime except in my nightmares
  18. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Too late nigga..what you gonna do, go running to your cookie making mom?

    No, what would she do? I'm just asking you to be a decent person
  19. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, an insult is only an insult when the person the insult is directed at is insulted…I'm not insulted.

    Thank you for explaining how you are not insulted.

    I am now absolutely sure that you were not hurt by my comment.
  20. Steven African Astronaut
    this is a joke
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