Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I just got back from a long walk, during which I listened to Tolkien's The Silmarillion as an audiobook.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
The winner should expect murder notes and dead animals in their mailbox for the next decade.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Fuck: Lanny, but only if he wears the hat.
Marry: Captain. He's a cutie, but more importantly he's rich as hell. I also think he'd be a dutiful lover.
Kill: I wouldn't kill anybody here unless they were trying to kill me, so I guess Sploo under the right circumstances.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Technically that would be dichromatic, but what do I know about colors anyway; I'm just a Bay Area software engineer in the finance industry who likes to write romance poetry under two layers of pseudonym on a form I wrote.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
You wouldn't believe how much more I pay in rent than I have to just for that.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I don't give a fuck about public decency laws. I tread around the Bay Area naked on the daily and haven't even been questioned by a passerby, much less the police.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Life has changed for me completely. I sacrificed myself, was accepted, and enhanced, and returned. Now I'm caught playing an instrumental role in the struggle of our time. Even now that I am greater in wisdom, without you sounds are still, colors monochromatic, and the substance of life is without meaning. I wish we could face it all together, Karen. I don't know if I'm strong enough to do it alone. I cling to the hope that we will be reunited, if not in this life then perhaps after its conclusion. Stay beautiful, foxy lady. Don't sell out, no matter what the suits tell you.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Shit, I knew I should have made a way to change titles. Shitposters will have a field day with this. Anyway, this was a test of a new feature that I think you'll all really like, coming soon.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Lanny told me I can do whatever I want though, which is why I'm telling you all to FUCK yourselves. The only good user on this site was banned before she could sell any Nikes.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
If everyone at work hates you, don't talk about your criminal past at work.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I just want to add that if Lanny doesn't respond to this thread by 8 PM CST I will make a nuisance of myself at my congressman's office and probably get arrested. This is a threat.
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2018-07-14 at 9:55 PM UTC
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ATTN: Zanick
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I don't remember the offer, and I definitely don't expect a long term commitment. I don't even want to suck anything, I just want to blow on it like it's a flaming marshmallow and then cry until I'm happy.
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2018-07-14 at 9:52 PM UTC
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ABC order -- names of items
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Fallopian tubes stapled shut soaking in vinegar
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2018-07-14 at 11:48 AM UTC
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How to tell if you're ugly.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Enter, you really love giving your power away to women, don't you?
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
TAKE IT DOWN THAT IS MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING'S DOG PI ALERT
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
That's true, not before you impregnate me.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
It won't matter, no amount of practice can prepare you for a cracked tooth on your honeymoon.
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2018-07-10 at 7:50 PM UTC
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RACE WAR 2018!!!!
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
White Women
Pros: Normal, acceptable to my white family, can access most opportunities I can and don't have to rely on me, objectively the most attractive skin color
Cons: Totally insane, will murder you for your money over a span of decades
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2018-07-10 at 7:16 PM UTC
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RACE WAR 2018!!!!
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
DH Women
Pros: Often insightful, understands our behavior, haven't called the police on me before
Cons: TSTM, can't see them, some of them don't observe correct grammar, stranger danger
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