2018-10-11 at 11:10 PM UTC
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'd really rather nobody died, but if it's got to be one person, I pick one of my closest friends from high school in particular. I came to realize over time that he's a fucking revolting vampire. But I won't just choose him to die, I'll befriend him again and gain his trust. That will prove easy because he's unendingly thirsty for victims and will do anything to have a shot at my throat for any length of time.
One night, I invite him over for a bonfire on my deck to celebrate our renewed comradery and right when I see him inching closer to bite my fucking neck I get up and offer him a beer. He doesn't drink, so he asks if he can have a glass of water. This isn't his moment, not yet. I happily oblige and step into the kitchen to fill the glass, but then I bless the water. I'm a licensed minister in the State of Illinois, so our water from Lake Michigan falls distinctly within my divine jurisdiction. He doesn't know this about me, so he has no reason at all to think that I might serve him holy water.
Now he's getting out his phone to show me nudes he got from a retarded girl he conned into sex, and I can tell he really wants to bite me because he's telling me how thirsty he is because he ran here, he runs everywhere because he's a runner, so I remind him that he's got water in his hand. He hastily downs the glass in a few gulps. Soon after, he falls over and begins gasping and hemorrhaging. Only now does he notice the wet paint: he's in the middle of a large weaving of religious symbols which command great power in their sum. He is convulsing and bleeding from his brain and helpless.
I read to him from a list of sins that I remember him committing in high school, and a few that the Lord's judgment can prosecute based on what I've put together from snooping on his Facebook activity. I pound a stake into his heart and burn the body. Now he's going to Hell, and I can try to leverage this unique experience into a clergy role outside of administrative positions within the Universal Life Church.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'm super high and this is potent stuff. I keep rewinding to see if they castrate the singing black guy.
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2018-10-09 at 6:19 AM UTC
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Tigers should be extinct.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
There are more human cannibals alive than man-eating tigers.
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2018-09-27 at 4:05 PM UTC
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LSD's PI and family PI
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla
she would tie him to his crib and stuff a ball gag in his mouth
Is this fanfiction? I'm flattered.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Assuming it can be proven on a case-by-case basis that it's a false allegation, rather than a merely unsubstantiated one, with the intent to cause harm, I think it should be treated as defamation and handled in civil court.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I'll give you some color *shits on zanicks shit head and runs away ahahhaha*
It's a good thing you're done playing daddy, the girl is better off without you in her life and so is her mother. I am, of course, talking about the latest version of that story and not the original one. Stop misusing asterisks, you fucking moron.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Letting loose in a hotel room is easy. Holding it together fucked up at work is hard. I think you should challenge yourself.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
You become less coherent with each passing day. Leave this woman and her child alone.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
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2018-10-02 at 6:14 AM UTC
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Kavanaugh to be Impeached
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
HTS is a beautiful woman and Bin Laden was a CIA operative, fuck you and go to Hell
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2018-10-02 at 7:02 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Give it a few months, you'll start adjusting your sleep schedule so you can interact with the mean people. Then you'll start abusing over-the-counter drugs and get really lost for a while before emerging into a canopy of sexual disfigurement.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
have her do Ancestry DNA so you can determine her racial purity before you fuck her again and she robs you again so you know whether she's worth it
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2018-10-01 at 11:28 PM UTC
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Kavanaugh to be Impeached
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I wish Kavanaugh would've ripped his clothes off on the Senate floor and let the American people judge his nude body.
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2018-10-01 at 11:31 PM UTC
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Kavanaugh to be Impeached
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
It's the kind of political theater we deserve.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I am also obsessed with using language properly regardless of chemical inhibition and therefore I believe that OP is properly fucked up.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Posting in a Zanick-tier thread.
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2018-09-27 at 3:44 PM UTC
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I don't think you've ever made anyone do anything.
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2018-09-27 at 3:49 PM UTC
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I remember seeing him for a little while after this. I think he's gone for other reasons, not Sploo. Also, Malice committed suicide because he wanted to.
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