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Posts by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers

  1. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Used to work with a guy called Mahmud…we called him Moody.

    sounds like the type of dumbass thing you would do.
  2. you can also try pouring half bleach and half ammonia mixture into your ear canal
  3. Originally posted by Wariat https://www.zoovilleforum.net/threads/anyone-been-caught.6674/page-8#post-1337556

    .

    I hope someone murders you.

    I would never encourage someone to do such a thing of course.

    But if it happened by chance, by some accident, I certainly would not be upset.
  4. Originally posted by RIPtotse No remember we all just have female energy and are losers candy rein is the only one here whp isnt a loser *end sarcasm*

    Tokez

    You know she's a loser because she posted an R. Kelly song.

    He starts court TODAY for a child porn production/soliciting minors charge.

    Again.
  5. Originally posted by RIPtotse More similar to green tea really

    I prefer black tea but its exhausting finding an African-American to make it.
  6. The posts above display a ~4 hour span in which Candy rein posted in this thread titled about herself, returning multiple times to read the replies, of which there were none.

    Rinse and repeat for Boeing 787 pages
  7. Originally posted by Michael Myers "I don't actually speak Dutch, like you know,but I like to typ in Google Translate and keep secrets from everyone, like, did you know that when I was 11 I would pee regularly in the public pool? It was relaxing and freeing and I preferred to do it in the deep[er parts] where the my warmth could be concealed. Thanks for reading bitch."

    This is how I would have translated what you wrote. Let's see what you actually wrote in English:

    "I don't actually speak Dutch, as you probably know, but I like to type in google translate and keep secrets from everyone, like, did you know that when I was 11 years old I regularly peed in the public swimming pool? It was relaxing and liberating and I loved doing it in the deep where my warmth could be secretly hidden. Thanks for reading bitch"

    Close enough.

    I was going to use "probably" as well, but in Dutch it said something along the lines of "[definitely] do know."

    Oh.. by the way.. sorry for exposing your secret…!!

    Bitch.

    FUCK YOU that was supposed to be between us.

    I have NEVER pee'ed in a dutch pool FYI.
  8. Originally posted by STER0S its no where near destructive as meth but itll still throw you off track in life

    so similar to marijuana then?
  9. Originally posted by frala LISTEN - I know there’s always been some discussion around Beyoncé not winning awards when she should BUT after listening to Renaissance several times if she doesn’t win a Grammy, shame shall fall on the recording academy. Those first three songs flow together like melted butter and the entire album is a POP masterpiece idc idc.

    no
  10. tbh i thought it was auto insurance
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So you've been to a lot of meetings huh.

    i never even heard of AA till this thread

    im only saying its for losers because you guys go
  12. Originally posted by Sudo What the fuck is a PID?

    is that like a volleyball test?

    PM me the answer I'm bad at tests I always cheated on them.
  13. Ik spreek eigenlijk geen Nederlands, zoals je vast wel weet, maar ik typ graag in google translate en houd geheimen voor iedereen, zoals, wist je dat toen ik 11 jaar oud was ik regelmatig in het openbare zwembad plaste ? Het was ontspannend en bevrijdend en ik deed het graag in het diepe waar mijn warmte heimelijk verborgen kon worden. Bedankt voor het lezen bitch.
  14. Originally posted by Michael Myers Ahh, I see.. you are fluent in Dutch as well.


    Eigenlijk, bedankt voor de vis. Ik heb ooit twee blastoise geruild voor een date met een meisje dat de bof had.
  15. Originally posted by Sudo 10. Please stop the swearing or its going to trip the child filta algorithm my mom put on the phone she said I could have for doing so well on my volleyball test

    what the fuck is a volleyball test?

    is that like PID?
  16. figures
  17. Originally posted by Michael Myers He's older than I and I am 26.

    so his mom is probably like a 30yr old baby then right?
  18. I don't have to read this to know OP is on meth
  19. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Are you Italian?

    i learned how to make pasta in italy
  20. Originally posted by Sudo I may or may not have gotten a cotton swab stuck in my ear earlier and my baby mom might have had to get it out but now my ear still itches and I may or may not be seriously tempted to stick another one in there

    'my baby mom'

    holy shit

    how old are you?
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