The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

1. 2022-08-15 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #3501
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers 'my baby mom'
   
   holy shit
   
   how old are you?

   
   He's older than I and I am 26.
2. 2022-08-15 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #3502
   fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Houston

   Originally posted by Michael Myers He's older than I and I am 26.

   
   so his mom is probably like a 30yr old baby then right?
3. 2022-08-15 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #3503
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers 'my baby mom'
   
   holy shit
   
   how old are you?

   
   10. Please stop the swearing or its going to trip the child filta algorithm my mom put on the phone she said I could have for doing so well on my volleyball test
4. 2022-08-15 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #3504
   fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Houston
   figures
5. 2022-08-15 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #3505
   fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Houston

   Originally posted by Sudo 10. Please stop the swearing or its going to trip the child filta algorithm my mom put on the phone she said I could have for doing so well on my volleyball test

   
   what the fuck is a volleyball test?
   
   is that like PID?
6. 2022-08-15 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #3506
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers so his mom is probably like a 30yr old baby then right?

   
   Mind = blown.
7. 2022-08-15 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #3507
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers what the fuck is a volleyball test?
   
   is that like PID?

   
   What the fuck is a PID?
   
   is that like a volleyball test?
8. 2022-08-15 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #3508
   fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Houston

   Originally posted by Sudo What the fuck is a PID?
   
   is that like a volleyball test?

   
   PM me the answer I'm bad at tests I always cheated on them.
9. 2022-08-15 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #3509
   

   The Earl of Sandwich Houston

   Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers 'my baby mom'
   
   holy shit
   
   how old are you?

10. 2022-08-15 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #3510
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I may or may not have gotten a cotton swab stuck in my ear earlier and my baby mom might have had to get it out but now my ear still itches and I may or may not be seriously tempted to stick another one in there

    
    if you got a cotton swab *stuck* in your ear you may have damaged it, but when it heals you can just use the shower head to wash out your foosty ear.
    
    either cover most of the holes with your hand to get a sort of jet, or eslse switch it to jet nozzles if you got them.
11. 2022-08-15 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #3511
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by troon if you got a cotton swab *stuck* in your ear you may have damaged it, but when it heals you can just use the shower head to wash out your foosty ear.
    
    either cover most of the holes with your hand to get a sort of jet, or eslse switch it to jet nozzles if you got them.

    
    Best way to clean ur ears out is with a waterpik like they make for ur teeth. Sprays it out perfect.
    
    If it still feels weird but some hydrogen peroxide drops in there to soften things up
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    • troon
12. 2022-08-15 at 12:40 PM UTC

    #3512
    fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Houston
    you can also try pouring half bleach and half ammonia mixture into your ear canal
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    • aldra
13. 2022-08-15 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #3513
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I poured bacon soduh and vinigger in it and now I can hear the oshun
14. 2022-08-15 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #3514
    fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Houston

    Originally posted by Sudo I poured bacon soduh and vinigger in it and now I can hear the oshun

    
    ocean pigs :)
15. 2022-08-15 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #3515
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers you can also try pouring half bleach and half ammonia mixture into your ear canal

    
    Or grab the earlobes and start pulling on them like a madman.
16. 2022-08-15 at 2:44 PM UTC

    #3516
    fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Houston

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or grab the earlobes and start pulling on them like a madman.

    
    exactly
17. 2022-08-15 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #3517
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo Can you elaborate on the achievements you've managed despite environmental adversity?

    
    what will this achieve.
18. 2022-08-15 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #3518
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    spread open your cheeks and lift ur sack
19. 2022-08-15 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #3519
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what will this achieve.

    
    Electricity?
20. 2022-08-15 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #3520
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    That's what ear lobes are for. They're actually thumb and forefinger pull tabs.