Posts by Dirtbag

1. 2024-06-09 at 1:50 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Annoyed because I remembered why eyelash extensions suck. I sleep on my face and when I cry they fall out so they end up being uneven and look fucked up.
2. 2024-06-09 at 12:30 PM UTC in Future Baby App
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   If I had a baby with my dad.
   
   
3. 2024-06-09 at 9:46 AM UTC in Future Baby App
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Most of the photos were black and white so the eye colour can't be accurate.
4. 2024-06-09 at 9:42 AM UTC in Future Baby App
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   You have to pick two female and two male photos. For the male I chose pics of my dad because we're spitting image and for female I used pics of me and my ex gf. So this is how it could look if we had a baby. It's put me off having kids tbh.
   
   
   
5. 2024-06-09 at 9:17 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   
6. 2024-06-09 at 8:58 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I think I'm sick or something, feel like a zombie.
7. 2024-06-09 at 8:02 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Worried for Akira because we've never been separated for a week and she views me as her mother. I'm worried she'll run away and these are my last moments with her.
8. 2024-06-09 at 7:41 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Still watching Blue Lights. They got the crackhead corner I used to go to on it.
9. 2024-06-09 at 4:55 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I'm having my morning smoke and Monster at my desk, trying to find motivation. My daily planner has every hour of the day planned so I think I will just follow the plan of an earlier day if I get stuck.
10. 2024-06-08 at 4:43 PM UTC in Lonely Little Girl
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Instigator Yeh 32 and a half actualy
    

    
    You kind of look like that Adam guy I was with. He had his hair bleached and glasses like those.
11. 2024-06-08 at 4:35 PM UTC in How do guys know when women want to be SA'd?
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I feel like more guys would get laid if they were willing to give massages first. No one wants to turn down a shoulder rub, then you're already touching.
12. 2024-06-08 at 12:42 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/2yxnp2/origin_of_yeeooo/
13. 2024-06-08 at 12:39 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Watching Blue Lights atm and they've shouted yeoehhhh a few times. I remember people in my highschool doing that so I wonder if it started in the countryside or city.
14. 2024-06-08 at 10:41 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    After my beauty appointment I went on a spontaneous woodland walk and think someone hung themselves here, there's a rope tied to the tree. I also went to a Subway I hadn't been to since I was 17, it had haunted vibes but I won't get into it. It's always empty, no fire exits or windows, 70s decor and seems like a place outside of time. Ik I need some mental stimulation but am dissociating or something so the plan is to just stay active today, do exercise and pamper myself.
    
    
15. 2024-06-08 at 7:31 AM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Attacking men for being gentlemen is what Americans with no class have always done.
16. 2024-06-08 at 7:26 AM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    That simp slur orginated with Americans and they aren't known for being decent.
17. 2024-06-08 at 7:25 AM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Maybe that's why I generally kept quiet all this time instead of standing up for her like she deserved because I knew people would call me a simp. Pretty silly of me. But at the same time, I was right as well. People on here are really predictable.

    
    You don't have to worry about people calling you a simp because they're not people.
18. 2024-06-08 at 6:20 AM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I don't think I want to meet anyone from nis again, don't want this place to be part of my real life. It's just overwhelming like I met Donald and he took a video of me right after I told him not to, kept offering to drive me home/pick me up from home (I don't want anyone from here to know where I live), now he's talking about bringing Bradley over here to romance/stalk me and saying we should all meet up after I said I don't want to meet up again.
19. 2024-06-08 at 6:09 AM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I just want a normal vacation and to be alone in nature I think.
20. 2024-06-08 at 6:01 AM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Michael Myers pls no

    
    I'm not srs, I just mean there's a good chance I could have a mental breakdown and the beach is one of my chosen spots to cry in public.