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Posts by Dirtbag

  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I watched one of those Hannibal Lecter movies and he said the cheeks is the best part. It's just a movie so it's likely bullshit anyway.

    The Human Centipede is 100% medically accurate.
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm watching the yuyu thing now. I like that there's no men it it, yuri things are a nice escape to be safe being girly. It's hard to believe it isn't a joke but I recently saw a man in Japan renting a family for the evening so he didn't feel lonely, so you never know.
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    She's in the dishwashing sections
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Reminds me to buy one of those posture bras. I got hypnosis to improve posture but haven't listened to it yet.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    My groceries are meant to arrive in the morning, I won't know until like 6am if stuff in the order is unavailable.
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Spacing out a bit. It's weird not knowing which hypnosis track suddenly changed certain habits. I feel like I have memory gaps. I'm not sure if I should do fun stuff tonight or listen to hypnosis. I feel tempted to watch a ballet, anime, game, chat on Twiq or spray-dye my hair pink.
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Coleslaw is great on burgers and kebabs.
  8. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Garlic mayo and coleslaw are my favs, American Frites and tartar are close seconds.
  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.aol.co.uk/news/supermarkets-warn-against-panic-buying-140932010.html?
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It's so weird, like why can't they sense I have zero interest?
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow In hindsight, I regret getting bitches. I was way too fucked up to be in a relationship with anyone. They deserved better.

    I feel the same for some odd reason women irl and online are attracted to me and idek why, but ik I can't make them happy, that I'm a cold robot inside and demisexual so I can't find anyone attractive until there's at least a bond.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    So gross

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd11kyy58dgo.amp
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm weirded out now because I tried snails in Paris and liked them, so I tried to cook themself at home but didn't do it properly, so I just scattered all the dead snails in the garden hoping the birds would eat them and they wouldn't.
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It's on my bucket list.
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow I wonder if being comfortable with the idea of eating humans is a survival trait evolved by communists to persist through the famines they cause.

    I actually want to eat humans just once but I don't think it's a cannibal urge I think it's just curiosity.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Some poems aren't even listed in the contents.
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    What's weird is some of the poems aren't on the pages the contents say they are. I remember one poem and haven't been able to find it again.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I was happy enough for my subconscious to absorb all the nice words, I didn't care about processing it consciously.
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk if I should read it again, it's a lot and I sped-read through it bcus I just wanted to finish it, didn't really think of the meaning of the poetry.
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Looks like one of those manuals on how to be a perfect lady people used to give young girls (similar books existed for boys).

    I love the general feel in those books, it's so aspirational and refined and british

    There's advice for men in the book as well.
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