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Posts by Dirtbag

  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    You need a near-death experience. I can chase you with a knife if you'd like.
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    What's on my mind is I'm a bit stressed about the exams so I'm trying to make backup plans, like should I go on a coke bender after or stab someone?
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I feel kind of weird and out of it, as if there's something important bothering me but I can't pin-point what it is so I'm restless, as if I have one foot in reality. I feel like I don't have full control over my physical body because I am daydreaming or something.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05/25/shakespeare-did-not-write-plays-woman-did-says-jodi-picoult/
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Nobody here is invited to my forum so this poll is pointless.
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    What I'd like is for the homepage to be a fog and for users to have to hover their mouse around to discover links. This is what Bing came up with and it doesn’t mean anything to me:

    <!DOCTYPE html>
    <html lang="en">
    <head>
    <meta charset="UTF-8">
    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
    <title>Foggy Mystery Links</title>
    <style>
    body, html {
    height: 100%;
    margin: 0;
    font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
    }
    .foggy-background {
    position: relative;
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    background: url('foggy_forest.jpg') no-repeat center center fixed;
    background-size: cover;
    }
    .link {
    display: none;
    position: absolute;
    font-size: 24px;
    color: white;
    text-decoration: none;
    background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
    padding: 10px;
    border-radius: 5px;
    }
    .foggy-background:hover .link {
    display: block;
    }
    </style>
    </head>
    <body>
    <div class="foggy-background">
    <a href="#link1" class="link" style="top: 20%; left: 40%;">Mysterious Link 1</a>
    <a href="#link2" class="link" style="top: 50%; left: 60%;">Mysterious Link 2</a>
    <a href="#link3" class="link" style="top: 80%; left: 30%;">Mysterious Link 3</a>
    </div>
    </body>
    </html>
  8. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Broseph Stalin Just popping by real quick to say that, as a proudly autistic retard midget, I like most of the trash posted here and hope it doesn’t disappear like dirtbags father.

    Oh and I hope Kafka gets beat to death by a methed up Pollack kiddiediddler

    Yeah you belong here if you get offended so quick.
  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I should be hungover but just went on a cleaning spree. Now I feel restless and am waiting for CBD gummies to arrive. I'm worried I'm killing my cat because I'm spraying her with too much flea spray everyday and she licks it off her fur, I think you're only supposed to use it once a month. I can't help the urge to kill fleas though. She's very upset by it, has been hiding in a wardrobe all night and won't use her cat tree anymore because of the smell of spray.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    May 29, 2024 - It's important for you to be extra cautious today, Virgo. If you absolutely must go out, make sure you're calm and collected before getting behind the wheel of a car. Don't forget that helmet if you're riding your bike. Strong emotions that come up at this time are apt to trigger a physical response that could be quite powerful, even a bit violent. Be careful of such tendencies.
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    There's a pending transaction for me taking money out of an ATM idk if that's normal, what merchant could approve it?
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    What if this happens when I buy flights then I end up stranded somewhere?
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    There's my nearest store as well. I don't want to get banned from there.
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Is it normal for the Tesco payment to still be pending in my account when Tesco already delivered my groceries last Friday?
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm a bit worried atm. Just noticed my amazon prime subscription was cancelled, I paid for it last week so I just checked and there's quite a few transactions that are still pending when they shouldn't be. I had the funds in my account so I don't know why the merchants aren't accepting them. Is it a banking app glitch? I'm just worried because I need Tesco to delivery my groceries and I don't want people to think I did a charge-back scam when I didn't.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I can't make water sound vulgar enough anymore.

    https://voca.ro/1lbF3LynavOR
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I have my sights on another forum but it's restrictive in ways. I might try to seek out pedos now that I know my low EQ doesn't have to he a flaw.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I think I'm losing my culchie accent.

    https://voca.ro/11J6EECZhR7L
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks pretty sure brads not an aspie .

    You deserve Bradley.
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://m.soundcloud.com/user-230705992/donnie-darko-website-faa-call
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