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2022-05-30 at 12:17 AM UTC in My Memoirs
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwing punches around
And preaching from my chair
Well, who are you?
I really want to know
Tell me who are you?
Because I really want to know
I took the Tube back out of town
Back to the Rolling Pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin
I stretched back and I hiccupped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
God, there's got to be another way
Well, who are you?
Oh, who are you?
Come on tell me who are you?
Oh, who the fuck are you?
Originally posted by 2fly4U2 There's a place where I know you walked
The love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees
I spill out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone new
After such a love as this
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2022-05-30 at 12:17 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬No homo we out here smoking penises
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2022-05-30 at 12:15 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Sudo Back in my day we used to put the special needs quails in a burlap sack and throw them down the well with a mustard grenade. Course we learned we shouldn't have kept drinking the water after if we wanted to keep our skin but skin is for Hollywood liberals anyway rite
I'll kill you faggot
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2022-05-30 at 12:13 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Moving to a nonspecific midsize city and living in the downtown area and being a night bar and club owl and hang out and make friends and kill myself with opiates and die alone in my flat.
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2022-05-30 at 12:11 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..WellHung is a dirty fellow.
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2022-05-29 at 7:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-05-29 at 7:57 PM UTC in My Memoirs
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2022-05-29 at 7:56 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2022-05-29 at 7:56 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2022-05-29 at 5:44 PM UTC in My Memoirs
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2022-05-29 at 4:59 PM UTC in What if your name was Johnny AnanasI'm trying hard to live up to the legacy of my personal hero, John Bringingsmilestoeveryone
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2022-05-29 at 4:57 PM UTC in My Memoirs
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2022-05-29 at 4:56 PM UTC in My Memoirs
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2022-05-29 at 4:54 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2022-05-29 at 4:54 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2022-05-29 at 4:50 PM UTC in What if your name was Johnny AnanasWho are you, John N. Zimes?
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2022-05-29 at 4:49 PM UTC in My Memoirs
Originally posted by Kafka Disappearing. We went for a walk by the lake for the first time in 2017. Skip back to the first time we met… She had these weeb circle lenses on to reduce the pain of eye contact. I had on these quirky eyeball sunglasses, could only see out of small dots, because less eye contact. We hugged briefly then walked to the green to smoke weed, I was shaking and said I thought she was anxious, she laughed because I was the one shaking. There she said that no one gave a fuck in that city. I don’t remember leaving the hotel room again with her, only that one time to walk by the lake right outside, we sat on this bench, I keep going back to it. It’s my hiding place. It’s 2022 and I’m only writing about this, thinking about this now. Why? Because it’s been crazy, not since then, but since 2016. It’s the biggest trauma that’s happened to me. That weekend we first met irl, I was already anorexic, we both were. She looked glum and said I was so skinny and pretty. The latter surprised me and I glanced in the mirror. I was 8.3 stone, underweight and she said she’d want to lose more weight if she were me. She was so pretty and I wanted to take a photo of her, she hid behind a pillow insecure but I got one. Sadly it never developed, the room was too dark. When we walked around the lake I was wearing a blue 40s style Japanese dress, red tights and black heeled ankle boots. I knew she was 5’10 and didn’t want to feel short. She wore black leggings and a raincoat. All we ate over the weekend was fruit and I made a face mask out of it as an excuse to touch her face, her nose was so perfect. This was the first time I did coke, I don’t think she really wanted me to take it but she was an addict and I had money for it so I guess that mattered more to her. So I was high on it, weed and alcohol and my throat started to swell, I had to stay still to try and calm my heart down and process the feelings. She was holding me so I felt safe and warm and loved and like I was about to die, it felt great. Other things seem too intimate to tell. She got us matching chokers and gave me a dress, I gave her my CRIME PAY$ sweatshirt and quirky sunglasses, I have another pair of them. When I went home I took all my valium. It was probably just the comedown. That summer she’d teach me Romanian over Skype while we were both drinking, I’d take Diazepam with Echo Falls. We drank everyday.
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Your writing is pretty bad in terms of coherence and structure, it's impossible to stay engaged when you don't even know why you're talking about. -
2022-05-29 at 4:48 PM UTC in What if your name was Johnny AnanasWhy, because of the enzymes?
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2022-05-29 at 4:48 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI just love this pic. It's so cute and funny.
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2022-05-29 at 2:03 PM UTC in My Memoirs
