2022-05-29 at 1:46 PM UTC
And you were the son of pineapple merchants who had your normal last name but love pineapples so much they named you Johnny Ananas?
What kind of life would you lead?
2022-05-29 at 4:48 PM UTC
Why, because of the enzymes?
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2022-05-29 at 4:50 PM UTC
Who are you, John N. Zimes?
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2022-05-29 at 4:55 PM UTC
this is the stupidest fucking bit and i hate myself for chuckling at it as often as i do
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2022-05-29 at 4:59 PM UTC
I'm trying hard to live up to the legacy of my personal hero, John Bringingsmilestoeveryone