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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    skinny little bitches make me sick id fatten them up make them into a pizzaslut literally by feeding them chili because i like fat little pigs not skinny bitches in small britches who lay there head on there little pillows
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  2. Originally posted by A College Professor skinny little bitches make me sick id fatten them up make them into a pizzaslut literally by feeding them chili because i like fat little pigs not skinny bitches in small britches who lay there head on there little pillows

    What are you, a pizzacuck?
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    who are you john, papa of pizzas?
  4. Originally posted by Rape Monster who are you john, papa of pizzas?

    Who are you, John Jagon?
  5. I woke up in a Soho doorway
    A policeman knew my name
    He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
    If you can get up and walk away"

    I staggered back to the underground
    And the breeze blew back my hair
    I remember throwing punches around
    And preaching from my chair

    Well, who are you?
    I really want to know
    Tell me who are you?
    Because I really want to know

    I took the Tube back out of town
    Back to the Rolling Pin
    I felt a little like a dying clown
    With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

    I stretched back and I hiccupped
    And looked back on my busy day
    Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
    God, there's got to be another way

    Well, who are you?
    Oh, who are you?
    Come on tell me who are you?
    Oh, who the fuck are you?
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  6. little girl, big holes.
  7. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I woke up in a Soho doorway
    A policeman knew my name
    He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
    If you can get up and walk away"

    I staggered back to the underground
    And the breeze blew back my hair
    I remember throwing punches around
    And preaching from my chair

    Well, who are you?
    I really want to know
    Tell me who are you?
    Because I really want to know

    I took the Tube back out of town
    Back to the Rolling Pin
    I felt a little like a dying clown
    With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

    I stretched back and I hiccupped
    And looked back on my busy day
    Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
    God, there's got to be another way

    Well, who are you?
    Oh, who are you?
    Come on tell me who are you?
    Oh, who the fuck are you?

    There's a place where I know you walked
    The love falls from the trees
    My heart is like a broken cup
    I only feel right on my knees
    I spill out like a sewer hole
    Yet still receive your kiss
    How can I measure up to anyone new
    After such a love as this
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  8. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I woke up in a Soho doorway
    A policeman knew my name
    He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
    If you can get up and walk away"

    I staggered back to the underground
    And the breeze blew back my hair
    I remember throwing punches around
    And preaching from my chair

    Well, who are you?
    I really want to know
    Tell me who are you?
    Because I really want to know

    I took the Tube back out of town
    Back to the Rolling Pin
    I felt a little like a dying clown
    With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

    I stretched back and I hiccupped
    And looked back on my busy day
    Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
    God, there's got to be another way

    Well, who are you?
    Oh, who are you?
    Come on tell me who are you?
    Oh, who the fuck are you?



    Originally posted by 2fly4U2 There's a place where I know you walked
    The love falls from the trees
    My heart is like a broken cup
    I only feel right on my knees
    I spill out like a sewer hole
    Yet still receive your kiss
    How can I measure up to anyone new
    After such a love as this

    Didn't read
  9. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Don’t really care ;-)
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Reddit
  14. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    TL;DR anyone want to tell me this whole story in a paragraph or less. I think I am getting ADHD or whatever its called from gettng all sober and shit OR simply give a rating out of 10 on it. Sorry OP sure its fucking fascinating and all but my brains doesn't give a fuck right now. Thanks
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Dregs TL;DR anyone want to tell me this whole story in a paragraph or less. I think I am getting ADHD or whatever its called from gettng all sober and shit OR simply give a rating out of 10 on it. Sorry OP sure its fucking fascinating and all but my brains doesn't give a fuck right now. Thanks

    This thread isn't that good and you saved yourself a great amount of time reading jibberjabber
  16. Kafka sweaty
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  18. Kafka sweaty
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yes
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