Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

1. 2022-06-05 at 2:14 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I worked at a printing press before and it reminds me of how scron describes his job. There were like 8 lesbians who worked there and one girl with a nice bum and stupid haircut who's dad also worked there I had sex with but she made me sleep on the couch instead of her room and her dad came out and I had to pretend to be asleep. She said she had a dream she had my kid and it would only eat Macdonalds. The shift was like 7pm to 4 or 5am literally the worst fucking shift ever. When the recession hit it closed and everyone cheered but I had already quit to sell more hugs and sleep more

   
   Lmao that is literally word for word an accurate description of my local print shop.
2. 2022-06-05 at 2:09 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Some boys take a beautiful girl
   
   And hide her away from the rest of the world ..
   
   I want to be the one to walk in the sun!
   
   Cuz girls they wanna have fun
   Ohhh girls just wanna have fuuuun!🥰💗🎵

   
   Sunny girl!
3. 2022-06-05 at 2:08 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Cherry pie filling
4. 2022-06-04 at 11:21 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How would she know they're all headed to hell?

   
   She found their MapQuest printouts
5. 2022-06-04 at 11:19 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
6. 2022-06-04 at 11:17 AM UTC in Official NIS 7 Days to Die Server
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   John Corrupt
7. 2022-06-04 at 11:17 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
8. 2022-06-04 at 11:01 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   
9. 2022-06-03 at 9:37 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Hard core parkour…..

   
   Pardkore
10. 2022-06-03 at 4:16 AM UTC in Johnny Depp is still a huge faggot
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by theshroomguy He's still more rich and successful than anyone on this site will ever be.

    
    He's still a fag
11. 2022-06-02 at 9:05 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    By using coulombs law
12. 2022-06-02 at 6:12 PM UTC in Johnny Depp is still a huge faggot
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting Thats what he gets for involving himself with women.
    What makes you think his situation is any different for people who arent famous?

    
    Exactly the difference is that Johnny Gay can afford good lawyers and a PR management team. He is still the same pussy.
13. 2022-06-02 at 11:15 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster less shifting, more shitting

    
    I have taken exactly 2.5 shits in my new home.
14. 2022-06-02 at 11:13 AM UTC in Johnny Depp is still a huge faggot
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Don't you have a fakebook to post this on?

    
    No
15. 2022-06-02 at 11:11 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
16. 2022-06-02 at 10:50 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ That was Roger.

    
    More like Butt Waters
17. 2022-06-02 at 10:49 AM UTC in Johnny Depp is still a huge faggot
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster yes but that is no skin off my back and doesn't affect me
    
    and yeah I can't lie it's the inner misogynist rooting for the little guy to beat the rigged domestic violence system too

    
    None of this affects you either tbh. Thus is not a win for the common man or any shit. It just means Johnny Depp gets back $13 million.
18. 2022-06-02 at 3:10 AM UTC in Johnny Depp is still a huge faggot
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I don't like him, I just enjoy watching crappy famous people take L's

    
    A crappy famous person also took a W is my point
19. 2022-06-02 at 2:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Done SHIFTING.
20. 2022-06-02 at 1:46 AM UTC in Johnny Depp is still a huge faggot
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    It is really cringey that some people are acting like Johnny Depp is a men's hero just because he got abused (gay) and won his lawsuit (good for him, still gay) as if we are supposed to forget what a gigantically faggoty cuckamaron Johnny Depp has been the majority of his public life?
    
    Nah son. He's still gay.