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2016-03-23 at 9:02 PM UTC in I forgot how fundrunk level is reaching level 5: singing outloud to Heart videos on youtube.
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2016-03-23 at 8:39 PM UTC in I forgot how funcheers! http://imgur.com/nbG81ER
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2016-03-23 at 8:19 PM UTC in I forgot how funIt just seems to be during the day usually but yesterday night i mean last night there was NO ONE. I work 430pm (pacific time) to 730pm . Not worried about going buzzed. trust me it's all good. but yeah, lanny, it does seem more dead these last few weeks than normal.
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2016-03-23 at 8:03 PM UTC in I forgot how funur a guy, u can just piss outside.. and reeewwwww SPRING BREAK
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2016-03-23 at 7:44 PM UTC in I forgot how funday drinking is. Also, how much better hard alcohol is. Past few months only been drinking beer/cider/wine and now most of those just make me sleepy. I been denying myself.
Also, might I add it's gay af that tc dead this this week, seeing it is my spring break. -
2016-03-23 at 5:03 AM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
wimmenz
pffft, not true. I can think *that sux* and just watch idly by.
If you really felt bad you would have offered to help. -
2016-03-23 at 2:37 AM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?One time when I worked at Burger King somebody shit in the urinal. The asshole boss made the pregnant chick clean it up. I felt bad but also relieved that I didn't have to do it.
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2016-03-23 at 2:32 AM UTC in Victoria is a trapugh minion cell phone cover. gay. besides that very pretty girl but idk what a "trap" is. or a "benis" for that matter.
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2016-03-23 at 2:29 AM UTC in Call me racist, but...I think all white people think this whether they admit it or not.
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2016-03-17 at 8:06 AM UTC in What character from its always sunny would you be?
Id be charlie cause I'm crazy haha.
Kreepyk would be sweet D, cause she's a girl and an alcoholic.
Riser would be danny devito cause he's a crumudgeon
I don't wanna be the bird! anyway, personality wise, I'm obviously Dennis. -
2016-03-16 at 8:51 PM UTC in What would happen if you put superglue on your ballsack?
I like sticking my penis in melted wax
Do you like the pain or do you like the part where you can slowly rip off the wax after it dries?
Kind of reminds me as a kid playing with Elmer's Glue. Rubbing it all over the palms of my hand and wait for it to dry and peel it of. It's the little things in life that make it worth living. -
2016-03-14 at 7:42 PM UTC in What would happen if you put superglue on your ballsack?Putting superglue on your dick will probably make it grow and make you rich.
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2016-03-14 at 7:40 PM UTC in My vaccume sucksYou think YOU'RE vacuum sucks? Omg, don't even get me started. First of all, them shit is way too expensive. I moved in with my bf in June and the manager of the apartments gave me an old vacuum she had when she overheard me mention how we didn't have one. At the time I thought she was being generous. She said to just keep it cuz she got a new one.
I swear this POS is just moving stuff around the carpet and not actually picking it up. It doesn't even "suck" it just blows. I want a new one but for some reason it just pains me to spend so much money on something as gay as a vacuum. I don't wanna buy a cheap one because I'll more than likely be back to square one and short some money to boot. I know I need one but every time I get paid I make excuses. I should just go fucking buy one right now. -
2016-03-14 at 12:35 PM UTC in A contest: What am I afraid of most?
Normies fear rejection. People like you fear the step before it.
Wow, there's all this deep and nice stuff being said when I was just gonna come in here and say you're probably afraid of girls. -
2016-03-14 at 12:30 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
[FONT=Verdana]Drug dealers, motivated by the profits they make, will say anything to get you to buy their drugs.[/FONT]
Tbh, that's probably true.
They will tell you that if you take Ecstasy, “you can be with a lot of girls." -
2016-03-14 at 9:44 AM UTC in The worstLol, could you guys even imagine Sploo after a few days of a meth binge? You're already so cray that smokin that shit would put you one fly over the coo coo's nest.
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2016-03-14 at 8:25 AM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
This is silly in many different ways. 1. why would you go into a cemetary for no reason? 2. Why would you be too scared to go a year after when the trip last 12 hours? 3. Why would you be afraid to find your own grave when you are and have been quite obviously living your life? 4. Why do you allow such a powerful experience be seen as negative? 5. Why do you not take this experience as a new understandign of death? Jenny is a fucking retard.
Well said. If Jenny does in fact exist, she is clearly retarded.This is hilarious because 1. the CIA has experiments literally medically documenting the mind expanding effects of LSD and 2. any drug dealer that sells acid wouldnt push you towards it if you obviously dont want to do it. Your bad trip will fuck up their bottom line when you tell your friend about it. 3. Drug dealers are motivated by profit. This is true. But the best way to attain that profit is to have the drugs that people want on hand. Not to be a pushy asshole saying "TRY THIS DRUG!". They just want you to buy your shit and get out. Or stay and smoke a bowl. They probably dont really care that much what you do.
If you look through the other drug "information" it is literally word for word that same paragraph but with a substitute for whatever drug it is. IE They will approach you as a friend and offer to help you out with something to bring you up. The drug will help you fit in or make you cool.
Drug dealers, motivated by the profits they make, will say anything to get you to buy their drugs.
They will tell you that if you take Ecstasy, you can be with a lot of girls.
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Drug dealers, motivated by the profits they make, will say anything to get you to buy their drugs. They will tell you just try crack once and everything gonna be okay; it will make everything go away.
These people act like there are drug dealers hiding in the bushes that can't wait get us all addicted to crack.Here is my favorite quote from the page:
"LSD users call an LSD experience a “trip,†typically lasting twelve hours or so. When things go wrong, which often happens, it is called a “bad trip,†another name for a living hell."
This one misleads the reader into thinking a bad trip will last 12 hours and that it is indeed a living hell. This is inaccurate especially if you have a good trip sitter. You know how you end a bad trip? See it at its come on. Talk to the affected. Be light hearted and jovial. Say something like "how ya feelin?" they will say "bad" or something and you say "Oh man you just got the 15 minuet jitters. Oh what? Its been 10 minuets? It will be over in 5 mins top friend". Then move the conversation away from the bad trip and towards good stuff. Guaranteed to end a bad trip if you do it right. A 12 hour bad trip is highly improbable with adequate trip support and fair mental health status.
Did you read the story about the guy who jumped out his friend's window because he was scared all his friends were going to kill him. He ran through woods terrified. ooooo and SOMETIMES when he's running even though it was years ago he has "LSD flashbacks" and goes right back into his terror state of mind of being man hunted.
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2016-03-14 at 6:54 AM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.orgKek, You should watch the "ad" they have for lsd, it's just like a minute long but it's pretty so insanely off. I'll just link it. All their ads are funny btw. I'm still reading on their site because I just find it so ridiculous.
And another great quote:
"Welfare money was not enough to pay for our meth habit and support our son so we turned our rented home into a meth lab. We stored the toxic chemicals in our refrigerator not knowing that the toxins would permeate [go into] the other food in the icebox.
When I gave my three-year-old son some cheese to eat, I did not know that I was giving him poisoned food. I was too stoned on meth to notice, until twelve hours later, that my son was deathly ill. But then I was so stoned it took me two hours to figure out how to get him to the hospital five miles away. By the time I got to the emergency room my boy was pronounced dead of a lethal dose of ammonia hydroxide one of the chemicals used to make meth.” - Melanie
God damn Melanie
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2016-03-14 at 6:39 AM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.orgCrystal meth comes in different colors and flavors? Now, I have HEARD of different colors (never personally seen them) but different flavor? like intentionally different flavors? Come on now, I've tweaked my share of twackers and tbh I think that meth isn't supposed to taste like anything (while vaped). I did have this shit once that had a hint of lemon when it was vaporized it though, delicious.
http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts/crystalmeth.html
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2016-03-14 at 6:11 AM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.orgHoly shit, these people are so ridiculous. I remember hearing about them years ago and thinking "this is ludicrous" and "they can't be serious, this has to be a joke." So, turns out this "non-profit" organization that had blown me away with their huge misrepresentations of drugs, this consortium was in fact was founded by none other than *drumroll* those crazy fuckers at The Church of Scientology. The true hilarity from the absurdness of this organization's claims & stories from "real life drug users" is hilarously topped off by their slogan, "Find out the truth about drugs"
Links below to some of the more lolzy ones.
Lolzy video "documentary" about abusing xtc.
http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfac...-tell-you.html
Page one of "Facts about LSD" (Just keep reading, it gets so amazingly awful).
http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts/lsd.html
EDIT: I have added a lot of hilarious quotes within this thread, that way you don't have to dig for the entertaining falsehoods but you still can if you want to at http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts.html
"After taking the acid, I imagined that we had driven head-on into an eighteen-wheeler and were killed. I could hear the screeching metal, then a dark and evil quiet. I was terrified at this point, I actually thought we were dead….For a year I wouldn't go into any cemetery because I was terrified I would find my own grave. -Jenny
“It started with the weed, then the pills (Ecstasy) and acid, making cocktails of all sorts of drugs, even overdosing to make the rushes last longer. I had a bad trip one night . . . I prayed and cried for this feeling to go away, I had voices in my head, had the shakes and couldn’t leave home for six months. I thought everyone was watching me. I couldn’t walk in public places. Man! I couldn’t even drive. Karen
After a crazy night of "mooking" (smoking marijuana and tobacco together) this next person got so messed up that they even forgot to leave their name next to this quote in the drugfreeworld pamphlet. (seriously, this next quote doesn't even have a name next to it, just the quote by itself)
“I ended up in the mental hospital because it had been 10 days and I had gotten 10 to 15 hours of sleep total.” - unknown mooker
“I was given my first joint in the playground of my school. I’m a heroin addict now, and I’ve just finished my eighth treatment for drug addiction.”
-Christian
“The teacher in the school I went to would smoke three or four joints a day. He got lots of students to start smoking, me included. His dealer then pushed me to start using heroin, which I did without resisting. By that time, it was as if my conscience was already dead.” - Veronique
“At a rave party, I saw a guy who had stuffed himself with Ecstasy repeat for hours, ‘I am an orange, don’t peel me, I am an orange, don’t peel me.’ Another guy thought he was a fly and wouldn’t stop hitting his head against a window.”
Liz
^^ I think we have a winner for the most apparent piece of bullshit copped off as a scare tactic. I don't know if they can get much better…or worse, than that.
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