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2022-04-14 at 3:10 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-10 at 3:31 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....He wish his Charmin soft azz could bully something lmao .. he can try and keep looking dumb tho.. good show
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2022-04-10 at 4:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentIn a candlelit bubble bath, scrolling on Instagram 💗The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-10 at 4:41 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-10 at 4:35 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....I have no idea who you are..but I'm glad you feel some type of way ..for whatever reason that you do 😆The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-09 at 9:16 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Daddy Chill
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2022-04-08 at 8:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Sudo By family Vinyard do you mean her family owns a Vinyard? That's like a level 98 rich white person achievement
Yeah they live in Napa. They also make their own olive oil. When she casually mentioned how much her dad makes per year i thought she was making a hyperbolic joke but apparently they ballin out of control. The hotel theyre staying in this week is like $2200 a night. Completely outside my scope of understanding bc ive akways been dirt poor.
But i talked to them on the phone n they seem like pretty wholesome, down to earth peopleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-06 at 10:44 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAbout to make some crispy chicken tenders , cheddar broccoli rice and mixed veggies...💗The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-06 at 7:53 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWelp!!
I’m off to bed...the crackheads and the haters are on me ..and I’m sleepy anyway 💙😇
I’ll finish the movie tomorrow
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2022-04-06 at 7:20 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWelp!!!
This mfr is going down ! Me and my boyfriend are tryna get to the very tip of the boat so we can go in last and save ourselves some time out of the water ..we’re just gonna hold on to the rails and hope for the best .. I’m just happy we’re together 💙The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-06 at 6:52 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI knew it..my fiancé just started shooting at me and my boyfriend..I told him he was crazy ...this is exactly why I don’t wanna be with him ..we getting the heck out of here !The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-06 at 6:35 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentOt
I found my boyfriend, he’s super happy to see me but he thinks I am crazy for not staying on the lifeboat
But I don’t care ..because imma ride or die ..my fiancé just saw us kissing and he is pissed .. I’m
Pretty sure he’s about to try to kill us ... FMLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-06 at 6:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momenttop deck is what we used to call this really dark indian guy because he'd always be bragging about the white leather seats in his carThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-06 at 6:24 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSo....I jumped out the lifeboat onto a lower deck .. I couldn’t do .. I couldn’t leave my boyfriend.. I’m running tryna find him on the top deck right now ....💙The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-06 at 6:09 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMy fiancé and my boyfriend just convinced me to get on a lifeboat alone .. I didn’t know the men and women weren’t on the same lifeboats..
My fiancé says he’ll let my boyfriend ride in a boat with him on the other side .. but I don’t even trust him to keep that promise ...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-05 at 12:29 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka I can’t tell if this is satire
it's not.
the example i used was just a recent thing so it's the first that comes to mind. but basically things like that happen. like dude, finding shit tickets in the woods when thats exactly what i needed that day is weird.
the demonic? people repeat things to me that are relevant to my thoughts at that moment, or just say odd things in general. not crazy homeless people mind you, people in new cars, well attired. I've been called king, warrior, lucifer by strangers. one guy at some random frozen lake in ontario walked up and said "the first new moon" just odd shit. took video of them on my phone? deleted. I'm sitting by the water in toronto and get mobbed.
or when i decided to name whatever dark force thats hovering around me, I chose Kaskitiwow Moskwa, thats black bear in Cree, i pass black bear lake 3 minutes later, in english yes but thats a spooky synchronicity. No map, didn't know that area. somewhere in ontario.
a man made a one eye gesture at me, putting one hand over his eye and looking at me right after i went crazy and then was getting the shit kicked out of me by heroin dealers who i uhhh tried to convince to make good after ripping me off, i over reacted tbh and kinda deserved the beating, i really went over board lol, junkie lives matter too.
and the number 33 keeps popping up for me, in a frequency too much to be random, in dice throws, in card draws. when i look at clocks.
basically things like that constantly happen to me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-04 at 10:24 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by WellHung you got drunk and passed out outside and got frostbite and lost your hands lolololol
actually i didn't pass out. i was awake, which is worse somehow.
and i still have hands, just very much reduced dexterity, like it's a whole operation to tie a knot or light a bic but i can manage. my hand being all fucked up is oddly enough a small thing in my life compared to the weirdo demonic sorcerer assholes i deal with, i wish i wasn't serious but i am.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-04 at 6:01 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWe made it ..Last two hours..💗The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-04 at 5:37 AM UTC in White people are disgusting
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2022-04-04 at 3:33 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Do you think it would be difficult to be a police officer and essentially not allow your badge and potential authority over others to get to your head?
Like I would like to BELIEVE that if I hypothetically were a cop, I would be a 😎 one. The kids on the streets would refer me to as Uncle Wren because I'd always stop to shoot some hoops with them in their respective driveways as I patrol my beat.
I like to think I'd watch my area with diligence and respond to all matters with extreme efficiency. I would ignore all obvious trap houses and drug dealings, garnering the respect of those individuals without ever once talking down on them, threatening them, or lording my authority over them. In fact, I would do all this simply by a nod of the head and a quick wave of the PEACE SYMBOL; no words, ever.
I would respond to all domestics by politely knocking and waiting for the door to be opened by any occupants, never knocking overly loudly or aggressively or demanding anything. Id simply announce myself as officer Wrenald and "I'd just like a quick word and I'll try and get out of your hair and on my way."
If nobody answered I would assume it's because someone is dead having been bludgeoned to death by a spouse or family member, and I would kick the door in in one fell swoop, gun drawn, and shoot everyone in sight that isn't dead, directly in their stomachs, incapacitating them temporarily while I didn't call for backup and thought about what to do next.
I would come to the conclusion that I may as well enjoy the moment while it lasts, and so if approach each still living individual and if they were able to, offer them the opportunity to explain the situation from their perspective and help me release I've perhaps made a mistake.
Shortly after they start talking I would stare into their eyes earnestly listening to their pleas for a few moments then I'd shoot them in the forehead. At no point will I have displayed my badge, or uttered a single word regarding my authority.
I'd then call for backup with a little embellishment, maybe just as simple as a "it was like this when I got here, I don't know. Just send EVERYONE."
Then I'd reload my weapon, walk outside. Approach any 'lookey-loos' that might be standing nearby, and also shoot them in their foreheads.
When backup arrived, I'd quickly beckon as many officers toward me to debrief them of the massacre, this telling them "It was all me. And for no reason either... Ha."
Then I'd shoot as many as them in the forehead as I could before saving a final bullet and turning the gun on myself.
And aside from my announcement as officer Wrenald, I never mentioned my authority, never abused it, and never showed a badge.
edited to add a gif of the identical way I would be as a copThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
