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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You definitely did the smartest thing which is to ask this community for advice.
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  2. cigreting Dark Matter
    rape her
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The only good justification for beating a woman is if she asked you something and then you spent time giving her a thoughtful, detailed answer and then she said "k."
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Your behaviour says everything about you, not someone else’s actions.

    So the initial hitter should be the scumbag, not the person who hits back. If a bully at school beat up a kid and the kid finally snapped and hit them back, is the kid now the scumbag for defending himself?

    I don't have a horse in the race and haven't ever hit a woman but also I've never been hit by a woman either, mostly because I've never been in close enough proximity for one to hit me, huehuehue. No I just don't provoke people to that extent and have barely even gotten into a shouting match with a girl let alone a physical altercation.

    Ultimately I think the eye test is the best judgement. I can certainly see where it could be a scummy thing to do if a girl angrily slaps a guy twice her size and he just instantly full on smokes her in the face and knocks her out, even if out of "self-defense" that would still probably be considered pretty scummy, as opposed to a girl genuinely punching you in the face repeatedly begging you to do something and then you just give her one hard deck to the DOME (the actual head), maybe even if it wasn't absolutely necessary, you can't really blame the guy.

    We have to admit that we just sort of made up this guys can't ever hit girls rule and it became this norm to the point that any justification for the rule being silly just automatically paints you as being a complete asshole, but we should at least be honest enough with ourselves that regardless of your gender, sometimes a person does things that deserve for them to be hit. It generally has to be pretty extreme, but nonetheless, nobody should be immune and your gender shouldn't give you a magical pass.

    I think we're all aware of the girls that will use that pass as an excuse to act like a crazy bitch screaming and hitting and doing whatever the fuck right in a guys face trying to provoke them, knowing if he does anything that everyone would look at him as the bad guy, and that's kinda fucked up. Those are the girls that...I won't say DESERVE to be hit, but, if they get hit, the guy shouldn't be looked down upon.

    Bill Burr has a funny little segment on it and even he's still trying to be politically correct by saying we should NEVER do it but obviously there are reasons why we would want to or should.
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  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My dreamcar:

    Is my bed with wheels, electric motor and retractable steering wheel so I could go to the drive through without getting out of bed.

    get in, loser

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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, as mentioned he delivers the mail…society likes getting mail, it makes them happy…especially ebay packages or cards from loved ones…making people happy and aiding them in communicating with loved ones and conducting business transactions is a great service to society.

    Wearing a dress when you're a dude and liking dicks in your mouth and ass just makes society feel uncomfortable.

    Those are made up purposes. There are gay mailmen too so whatever. The point is that ultimately, nobody serves an actual purpose because we don't even know what purpose is. Maybe the purpose is to die as quickly as possible and everyone is doing the opposite of serving that purpose. There's no good reason to kill a GAY over any other NON-GAY. What we should be doing is killing ourselves, collectively, all at once.
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  7. Nile bump
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  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres no such thing, will be no such thing as taliban resistence because any force that is capable of resisting the tally bunnies will be resisted by other tribes of heavily armed, heavily bearded, and equally heavilly turbanned gunmen.

    what will eventually ensue would be a return to the warlord era that has always been their way of life since the dawn of time.

    peace will prevail once the warlords of afghan have achieved equilibrium of force.

    No one read.

    Ha ha
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Goin on a little break 💗
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  10. G African Astronaut
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If it's just a joke tell us what you really think when you hear "black men"

    I think it's time to leave
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  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ah is Asian handicap
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  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    AI is Falco.
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  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat

    NO ONE SPEAKS POLSKI YOU STUPID AUSTIST CUNT!
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am pleasantly surprised at how evenly distributed the votes are. What a diverse community. Hnnnnnnnnnnnngh. There are still some people who SCARED to vote though; ASHAMED to admit their favorite egg. Hmmmmmm.
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  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Guys I just spent almost a stack on a new bed and last night was the first night with it.

    I slept like a baby. Was very nice. One of my kitties came and snuggled with me all night too basically. I think they like the new bed too.
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  17. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Kafka Piece of razor blade glued to your fingernail. If there is a fight go for the biggest bully.

    Horrible advice, you've obviously never done time.



    Keep to yourself. Will you be going to prison or just jail? Save up money for lawyer fees and commissary..as Waka said, they ain't gonna pay themselves.

    Get a hustle, and don't be a rat/chomo. And under no circumstances should you accept a gift from anyone unless you've known them for a whiiiile. Make sure u extort the chomos too, it's easy money.

    Basically don't be a faggot rat chomo bitch and you'll prolly ve fine. Oh also do not run w a gang or anything retarded like that. Keep to yourself and read/eat/workout everyday all day.


    I actually remember my incarceration fondly. I'd still be a homeless junky or dead if I didn't go do my 12 months.
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Sharpen your penis to a point
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant Are you taking friendship notes now like Fona? That might be another seal of the apocalypse breaking as well.

    Yeah. Friendship. Like the old mortal Kombat.

    Friendships

    Beastialities

    I remember when you win with Sonya Blade and she does the friendship one where she blows a kiss at you.

    She also does the kiss of death where she smooches and then her mouth floats toward the other person and kills them.
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    o yo forgo som option yo nee t remak thi threa
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