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2022-03-11 at 11:34 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....There are some people I like at first sight but it's so rare
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2022-03-11 at 11:32 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Okay some are, but not me, not off the bat
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2022-03-11 at 11:32 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....You'd think girls would get other girls enough to know they ain't interested in bra pics
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2022-03-11 at 11:30 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Idk what girls see in me except my clothes nd being mysterious maybe. Like why can't you see I'm a robot inside and not interested? Okay I am interested now but only a little bit
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2022-03-11 at 11:24 PM UTC in Okay... Least I got clarification lol
Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if you could get away with murdering her if say, you set up a security camera in your place, and then invited her over under the premise you felt bad about things and wanted to just give her a whole bunch of money to make things right and apologize, and then when she came over you could have a patch of oil on the floor in front of your oven which is set to broil. And then just kind of act like youre in a rush and ask her if she could just check real quick on the fancy chicken dinner you made for her in the oven, and be sort of panicky like "lol fuck I gotta go to the bathroom real bad please just check on the chicken I think it might be burning LOL! HURRY UP" as you go to the bathroom, so she sort of panics too and runs to the oven to check it and then she slips on the oil and falls into the oven, which you'll also have set up to have the door spring loaded close behind her and automatically lock. And then you just take a long hearty shit, seemingly oblivious to the fact that she's roasting to death, and then come out after she's for sure dead and act all surprised (because the camera is still running).
Food for thought.
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2022-03-11 at 11:22 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
Originally posted by mmQ I was at the Tool concert that I'm going to this Sunday (shameless humblebrag because I'm so excite and waited me whole life) and for whatever reason there was a blackjack table right in front of where we were sitting
It was intermission and everyone was losing and my friend just out a five foot high stack of chips down and I got pissed off and grabbed them and hucked them into the crowd then angrily went to go take a piss and when I came back I reached for my phone but it wasn't in my pocket and I panicked and then saw a phone on my chair but it was some old flip phone that wasn't mine and is tarted panicking more because I thought I lost my phone and then I kinda half woke up and reached over and felt my real phone on my bed and realized it was a dream and had the proverbial oh it was just a dream thank goodness sigh of relief
What do you think it means? I used to listen to Tool -
2022-03-11 at 11:21 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last nightthis thread's never gonna die
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2022-03-11 at 11:13 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last nightIt was that my skin wasn't white and I was in court, they told me to tell the truth so I did. It was that I was hiding from monsters in the woods and fell out of a tree, then they decapitated me. Someone came along and stitched me back together. Then I was back in court and everyone was smiling at me. At a pond, murky water, someone dared me to go in so I took off my Converse and did.
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2022-03-11 at 11:02 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....im gonna hang out on da astral plane now
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2022-03-11 at 10:56 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-03-11 at 10:51 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....honestly feel like i just had a therapy session, someone helped me w my writer's block
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2022-03-11 at 10:20 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2022-03-11 at 8:13 PM UTC in My Memoirs
Originally posted by Sophie I have fashioned for myself, a little gadget. It holds a coke spoon, a razorblade and one surface has plexiglass for when you wanna make a proper line. It also has two smol bottles that can hold a G each. It even has a zipper. Looks like a thing you'd keep your earbuds in. It's pretty dope. I also machined a little tube that comes apart in the middle so it can fit also, you just lock it in place when you wanna do a line by pushing the ends together.
I have a tendency to over engineer things and generally following the KISS principle.
I’m having trouble imagining it can I see a pic? I just use a tampon tin -
2022-03-11 at 6:28 PM UTC in My Memoirs.
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2022-03-11 at 6:26 PM UTC in My Memoirs
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2022-03-11 at 5:45 PM UTC in Risk vs RewardThese two people tried to groom me when I was 14, their FB accounts are still there. The woman was saying she was my guardian angel and the man was trying to get me to go to Nigeria to marry him, I think that was cruel, them not caring about ruining my life.
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2022-03-11 at 5:12 PM UTC in Harming women
Originally posted by mmQ So the initial hitter should be the scumbag, not the person who hits back. If a bully at school beat up a kid and the kid finally snapped and hit them back, is the kid now the scumbag for defending himself?
I don't have a horse in the race and haven't ever hit a woman but also I've never been hit by a woman either, mostly because I've never been in close enough proximity for one to hit me, huehuehue. No I just don't provoke people to that extent and have barely even gotten into a shouting match with a girl let alone a physical altercation.
Ultimately I think the eye test is the best judgement. I can certainly see where it could be a scummy thing to do if a girl angrily slaps a guy twice her size and he just instantly full on smokes her in the face and knocks her out, even if out of "self-defense" that would still probably be considered pretty scummy, as opposed to a girl genuinely punching you in the face repeatedly begging you to do something and then you just give her one hard deck to the DOME (the actual head), maybe even if it wasn't absolutely necessary, you can't really blame the guy.
We have to admit that we just sort of made up this guys can't ever hit girls rule and it became this norm to the point that any justification for the rule being silly just automatically paints you as being a complete asshole, but we should at least be honest enough with ourselves that regardless of your gender, sometimes a person does things that deserve for them to be hit. It generally has to be pretty extreme, but nonetheless, nobody should be immune and your gender shouldn't give you a magical pass.
I think we're all aware of the girls that will use that pass as an excuse to act like a crazy bitch screaming and hitting and doing whatever the fuck right in a guys face trying to provoke them, knowing if he does anything that everyone would look at him as the bad guy, and that's kinda fucked up. Those are the girls that…I won't say DESERVE to be hit, but, if they get hit, the guy shouldn't be looked down upon.
Bill Burr has a funny little segment on it and even he's still trying to be politically correct by saying we should NEVER do it but obviously there are reasons why we would want to or should.
Okay, I think if someone hurts you it’s okay to hurt them back, but if you want sane girls to like you don’t do it. That’s what I’m saying, gonna go chill out now. -
2022-03-11 at 4:53 PM UTC in Harming womenI’m overwhelmed and will get back to you sorry
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2022-03-11 at 4:37 PM UTC in Harming womenI would have been fine if he’d hit me back but I think he was pretty great for not doing it.
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2022-03-11 at 4:32 PM UTC in Harming womenThat guy I hit had said something nasty about me. He didn’t hit me back and I respected him more for it.