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  1. Kafka sweaty
    This does some overnight wonders, it's the closest on the market to medical grade retinol. Maybe get her a little skincare gift hamper.

    https://drdennisgross.com/products/advanced-retinol-ferulic-overnight-wrinkle-treatment
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    It's prob the gag reflex thing why she doesn't want to do it or you aren't shaving your pubic hair like you should be doing. I've thrown up on two dicks before and have hypnosis for gag reflex but it's not like I'm seeing anyone atm.
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    She can get pregnant as long as she's having periods, it's just the quality of the eggs won't be great.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Pete Green did you get a colonoscopy or just being snarky?

    Sarky*
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    Mum's family are legit IRA murderers and jedis. It's scary.
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    The only reason I want to get married is for protection from the UK government and the jedis in my mum's family. You can be sectioned just for having autism here so I have to be careful who my next of kin is and if I was married my partner would have more say than my family. I also want the steady stream of jediellery gifts because it doesn't feel the same buying it myself.
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    This will be Elon's fate, people don't do business with crazy.

  8. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Opinions of people that know success greater than you can even imagine lol okay

    He hasn't exceeded in changing peoples opinions of him.
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    Elon reminds me a lot of of Trump and seems childish in a bad way. He kind of looks like Trump too.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Incessant So he did just fuck off and leave her high and dry like I thought. lel

    Vindictiveness will give you wrinkles Kafka. Just move along. Stay here if you like there’s a vat of attention to suck up.

    Worry about yourself.

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    Looks like he didn't have to worry about anyone here trying to track him down.
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    I'm surprised no one wants it tbh.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Migh Kafka is trying to sell his PI for $200.

    2K*
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    I need to listen to that hypnosis to stop drinking soda and take my pearl powder supplements.
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    I feel like my skeleton is falling apart, can make so many cracking sounds when I stretch and my shoulder... Someone thought I had dislocated it because the sound it makes when I align it again. I feel like I'm getting peripheral neuropathy as well, don't have the same feeling in my right hand. Those are the main things but I could go on being a hypochondriac. I have a high sugar diet and B12 deficiency. The patches don't work.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I have butthole cancer

    You're both of those
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    And what age were you when you got them? I neeed to know what ageing has in store so there's no surprises.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Incessant Meikai I love your freckles on your not fat knees.

    Kafka, keep trying to do baneful magic on me. My life actually got better after that. And I never bothered with a protection spell because I thought you were dead. But I guess I will now since I bought all the stuff.

    You went out and bought occult shit because of me?
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    If the Buddha picture is smaller the room will be less stressful. The furniture shouldn't be touching each other and this is a nice sofa fabric:

    https://www.next.co.uk/laura-ashley/style/esd90964/D90964#D90964
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