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  1. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Imma just island boi
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  2. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Humans are ultimately animals, mister Pelican. And we are fragile too: no tough hides or scales. We don't have sharp claws or wings either. We are not particularly fast and we are quite vulnerable to panic and fear.

    Pelican stayed silent and watched as Crane began loading a revolver.

    This is the part where someone tells you that what we do have, what makes us special, is something along the lines of intelligence or language or cooperation or maybe even our ability to run long distances...

    Crane turn the revolver around and handed it to Pelican. Then he gestured towards a metallic door behind him.

    When people say "thank God", I think "thank God for the world". And in the world there are people who I should thank. And when they curse god, I say "curse God for the world but in the world there are people you should curse."

    The door slowly slid open and a brightness lay beyond it that cast Crane into shadow.

    And so it is that we generate the basis for the existence of heaven and hell: they are real features of the world, mister Pelican. The roads to heaven and to hell branch from every juncture.

    Pelican's eyes adjusted to the new light.

    And when you look upon the world to make your choices, you must see yourself as Adam in that garden, whose challenge is to distinguish the calls of Lilith and of Eve. Then to answer only to The Word.

    I don't know about all of that said Pelican. He walked past Crane, into the blinding light.

    The door slid shut behind him, leaving Crane again in the dimness with a metallic echo that dulled to silence.

    A laugh rang out from a corner.

    Doesn't it feel like we're picking the road to Hell at every turn, mister Crane?

    Duck rose from his seat and walked over to press his thumb to a panel beside the door.

    Limbo is worse, Crane replied simply.
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  3. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You would be the guy that demands a payout at the horse races before the photo finish snapshot is in.

    You are the loser retard at the betting booth pleasing that he shouldn't lose his bet because he claims the race was rigged.

    I.e. leave the website fucktard.
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  4. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They're a bunch of fraudsters, and they have been from day one. All they put out is lies, tricks and circular scams.

    Actually you are the fraudster. You directly broke your word over posting on a website and welches on a bet. You are a shit.
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  5. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Stop making up statistics. Go lay down, Old Man

    Nah it's actually a genuine statistic from the University of Science
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  6. Tyrant African Astronaut
    "UN invasion of the world" lmao. What do you think the UN is, Mars?
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  7. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo La Ilaha Il-Allah is one of those phrases that seems so monumental and perfect it doesn't seem like it's any way for those words to be formed accidentally. At least to me.

    It is the supreme root of all true knowledge, philosophy, metaphysics, and the very concept of truth itself.

    Mashallah. What an incredible and beautiful declaration!

    La Ilaha Il-Allah!
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  8. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Nooo candy don't thank that
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  9. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Steven Weinberg died recently too. RIP to an amazing physicist.
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  10. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Pros: proliferate your genes, earn $20 and never have to raise kids

    Cons: You are a loser and nobody wants your sperm.
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  11. Tyrant African Astronaut
    All NIS users are now Muslim, repeat after me:

    La Ilaha Il-Allah, Muhammad Ur RasoolAllah
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  12. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Bismillah is used as an exclamation like "very good" in the middle East.
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  13. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Reveal bob
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  14. Tyrant African Astronaut
    True I actually find all nuts not in a pussy to be a waste basically, and having to jack off to finish straight up doesn't count. Might as well jherk myself off without the preamble if I am just gonna stroke myself to completion. As far as I am concerned, the entire prior act of thrusting and shit means nothing if it ultimately ends by my own hand. But finishing in the mouth is nice sometimes and I do have a particular penchant for cumming between tits although I don't really even get it myself why I like doing it. I guess it's basically the only way for me to nut on her tits and face while still having it feel like she is doing it short of jacking me off.
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  15. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Www.cumblastcity.com

    I'd show them that

    You know most of those are fake, right? They run a plastic line under the guy's dick that they can shoot infinite quantities of random liquids from.
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  16. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I upgraded my shit with sweet camo tarp bc it's like 50 degrees n raining n the walls of the tent are fucking mesh. I put an air mattress in here n just tossed a bunch of my clothes in here for insulation. It's not too bad.

    I don't have a fever my body just hurts n burns n my chest feels not great. Not as bad as my ladt bad flu, but then again I did get 2x Vax. Mostly it sucks not being able to be around my mom or go do stuff. N having to text the people I've been drinking n smoking with for the past week is like telling people you got an STD. Which is ANOTHER thing I'm gonna have to sort out. Just fuckin exhausting.

    Mom did make chicken noodles soup from scratch tho. With double noodles 4 me.



    <3

    Camping is camping, even if it's your BY
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  17. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat so you live in a tent now or is this a one night experiment?

    Shut the fuck up cunt
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  18. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Smoking delta 8 preroll and watching nintendo
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  19. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Space is officially gay

    I'm an ocean guy now
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  20. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Raping WellHung
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